Long time, no see.

Rose City Strip

Portland, OR

I stopped in here because it was convenient - I was staying in an AirBnB a few blocks away. It was an unplanned visit, so I hadn't looked at any reviews online. If…

Exotica

Portland, OR

I had never been here before. I had the afternoon off between customer visits, and thought I should see some of the sights. This was exactly the right place to come. I…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, WA

This was my first time in Seattle, and I'm not sure I picked the best place to visit. Seattle (or maybe the whole state?) is another place where they seem to think that nudity…

Web site listed open at 7 arrived about 7:30 place was locked no sign of life. I know strip clubs keep flexible hours but don’t outright misrepresent your hours. Walked to Mpire (…

After checking out good guys on Monday, I decided to try this on Tuesday. Should have gone back to GG. I ubered there so parking wasn't an issue. I pulled up around 11pm. Walked up…

Let me start by saying I’m usually a fan of the Arch. It’s a low key relaxing place to have a drink and see naked women when I’m in town. Seems like the…

I made my first ever visit to Archibalds around 9PM on a Saturday. The TUSCL web site says that the club opens at 6PM so I thought it would be in full swing by…