Not a bad way to spend an evening

Archibalds is a nice-enough place in downtown DC. There is no cover, which is nice. Drinks are as pricey as you'd expect. This night they were running two "stages" at once. The dancers stand on a platform in front of mirrors and dance. Guys walk up to the stage and offer dollars. Each dancer had three or four songs: dance, topless, nude, topless. The dancers were attractive with lots of different body types and ethnicities. Lots of nipple piercings and tattoos.

Everyone is friendly and since there's no touching in DC, no one was hassling you for lap dances. Though, while standing next to the stage, the dancers will occasionally make contact with you.