Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Back before the world of gentlemen's clubs and LDs and so forth, go-go bars were a great place to go to just enjoy the pulchritude of the dancers. This is that…

The GF and I stopped by on Wed night before heading home. The bar was very crowded, because they always have the hottest girls. We were very surprised to see many women in the…

Stopped in on Saturday night. Never been to a club in DC before, so I wasn't sure what to expect. There's no cover, and the drinks are not exceedingly expensive (for cities).…

Some recent improvement here. 1. Comosition of the rowd has miraculously improved noticably almost overnight. Could it be because of the increased drop-in police presence I observed on two recent visits? Maybe…

My lady and I stopped in on Wednesday night just for a drink or two. The crowd was mostly gents, with a few couples. The girls were all 9's and 10's. Danny (the…

What a shame. This was one of my earliest strip club experiences. In fact, during college several of the guys from my frat took a few sorority girls to Archibalds…

Revisited and found the same problems experienced over the summer. Fairly mediocre girls. And shifty crowd. Girls increasingly foreign. With lesser language skills and little understanding of American culture, so much for…

Went to Archiblds the other night after a long absence. The place has improved since the DC smoking ban. The bar is located in the lower level of the building.…

I visited Archibald's recently for the first time. This is the first club I've been in that was primarily a bar, with a stage physically forced in as an afterthought. Bartender's were…

Archibald's was one of the first strip clubs I ever went to, back when I had my first job as a lowly staffer on the Hill all those years back. At…

I was downtown Wednesday and decided see what the clubs where like in DC. Archibald's was the closest to where I was so I went there first at around 2 pm. The…

This is a great location and potentially a great place. I come to DC on biz 10 times a year (for the last couple years) and usually visit this place. Disappointed…

Stopped by on Saturday last weekend. Archibald's expands on the weekend to include the pool hall next door & upstairs, and I was routed there for the first time... on previous visits,…

Stopped by today after work. I hadn't been in this club in about three years. The club is a half flight down off the street (K Street NW between 15th and 16th).…

The club is long and narrow, with the bar on the left and two stages, one in the middle of a set of tables on the right and the other stage…

This is the all time worst strip club in Washington, DC. It seems like the employees have gone to training to learn how to be hostile towards the customers, ready to pounce…

I was there the other night after work, just for the hell of it. The girls were about as uninterested as any I've ever seen. The music was mediocre and…

Agree with prior reviewers....club has been in decline.....two problems others have highlighted I would agree with in particular. First, girls just aren't very interesting. Perhaps if they were barred from hanging…

This used to be a great place, classy, kinda high class. I've been here several years ago with some work clients, and they enjoyed it. However, on this visit, after a many-year…

Have visited here twice in the last few weeks....quality of girls has deteriorated further. Disappointingly, each time 5 or 6 of approximately 12 girls working were Russian. People should be…

This club has gone down over the years. Girls not as attractive as other clubs in DC. No touching or private dances and bartenders not friendly, either. Unless mgmt…

Quality of dancers is improving here lately. Still, no touching or private dances like elsewhere in DC. Waitresses are friendly and attractive - you don't have to wait long to get a…

I went there on a Thursday night and was disappointed by most of the dancers. They seemed bored and irritable, with the exception of two girls. One was a goth…

I went to Archibalds during my lunch break and I had to admit that it was a disappointing experience. There was a rotation of 4 girls all of whom were in…

Ut-oh.....talented female general manager who improved this place a lot apparently let go (reputedly for valid reasons) and the club has slidden quickly....many (not all) appealing dancers are no longer here, at…

On a brief business trip to Washington I managed to get out one night. I'm almost sure that the strip club I went to was Archibalds, but I was pretty drunk…

Came in at about 2:30 on a Fri afternoon. Maybe about 10 customers in the place and the same number of girls. The girls were a bit more enthusiastic than…

This is one of the best clubs in DC (for what that's worth--DC is pretty tame.) Girls are attractive, friendly, and, YES, they do take their clothes off despite the prior…

ONE OF THE WORST CLUBS I HAVE EVER VISITED. MOST OF THE DANCERS DON'T GO NUDE EVEN THOUGH THE CLUB PROMOTES ITSELF AS FULLY NUDE. LOCATION: The club is located in downtown…

I dropped in for lunch the other day and decided to come back later after dinner. The burger is great the beer is cold and the view is fine. We…

The ladies on a Saturday late afternoon were mostly from the same mold. They each had great butts and not much else to make note of. They spent most of…

Agree you've got to spend to have fun here. It'd been a while since I'd been here, visited Mon night 27 Nov during a weeklong business trip. Fairly crowded.…

Arhie's is becoming a bit like the "OLD" JP's used to be. JP's on wisconsin, used to have the market cornered for the "Cheer's w/Tits" type scene. Now JP's has been beyond…

Used to be my favorite spot in DC (as far as one can have a favorite spot, I suppose)--laid back atmosphere, range of 5's to 8's on stage. But the quality of the…

Place has gone downhill rapidly. Morale problem among staff makes for cold, unwelcome treatment by and large. Only those girls who are drunk seem to actually enjoy working here. Doormen are…

This place is not much of a club if you're used to the clubs in Texas or California. It's stuck in a basement and is pretty small. There's absolutely no…

Had to be in the downtown DC area this past week and decided to check out the DC clubs. Started with Archibald's since I was staying at the nearby Wyndham.…

Stopped in for lunch last Wednesday about twelve noon. It was my first visit to Archibalds. There were maybe fifteen people in the place when I arrived and maybe twenty…

Strange place. Nice bartenders, nice--for the most part--waitresses. Attractive girls (but in a cloned sort of way as many look similar). Alas, the girls seem more interested in socializing…

I stopped by for lunch while in town on business, I usually go to Camelot. Was disappointed in both quality of the dancers and the lack of enthusiasm. Also, there only…

Archibalds is a great place for lunch during a warm Washington summer. The other interns and I went there last week and although sandwiches were on the menu, it was the…

I stopped here for lunch on a Thursday just after noon. About 10 ladies dancing on two stages, about two or three dances per set. The first couple of ladies…

Mixed feelings about this club. Girls are reasonably attractive and moderately friendly. Space is problematic. Downstairs (main floor) is long, narrow room with low ceiling....could be better lit....views of stages are…

Went here for lunch, which I haven't done for a while. Very nice mix of women, mostly Caucasian and blonde but a good variety. The menu here is actually quite…

By national standards, subpar. By DC standards, the most you can expect. Go if you want to SEE naked women. DC apparently has very strict no touching, and maybe even no…

This place is dead. Few dancers, few customers, poor service. A long skinny room, that seems to have seen better days. I didn't pay a cover, the one good…

I still believe that, given the limited action available in DC, this is the best bang for your buck. Many of the girls are quite friendly, and enjoy putting on a…

Kind of a wide variety here. Women range from young seeming to fairly ummm worldly, bodies have a wide range too. You will find some fairly bored and waiting to…

Dancers: fair to above average-looking. They seem bored and just "moving to the music." Food: not bad. Prices for food and drinks: pretty good for DC area -- glass of wine: $5;…

I don't often go to Archibald's. Every time I do go, I remember why I don't go there very often. Archibald's has a great location. It’s right on K Street in…

came here for lunch the other week; its on Kst near teh business district; easy to find...lower level of a three-story building. like all dc clubs, no laps, no contacts....just tipping the dancers…

Hit or miss club..mostly miss. Talent can be decent, but the mileage is low. You may stumble across an occassional "player" available for after hours activity. Bring your best rap and a…

Went by Archibalds last night, late night. Had a decent time after the Redskins victory. Highlight was an Indian/Ethiopian mixed lady named Crystal. She was gorgeous. Great smile.…

Went over to Archibald's today for the Monday burger special. They have a 1/2 price burger every Monday that comes to $2.50 for lunch...add a non-alcholic beer and you can get…

I used to be a regular here back when I was going to school. Now that I've moved to the Bay Area, it's a little hard to remember why. I stopped…

Dropped by a couple of weeks ago on a weeknight since I was staying in the area. Place was slow, with just a handful of customers sitting at the bar.…

Nice room, cute girls, no cover. But just watching!!! No lap/private dancing. DC bites for good strip clubs because of this. A decent place to hang out, though.

Archibald's is within walking distance of several hotels in DC area. Went on a Wednesday night around 9pm. Long narrow bar with two areas where women dance. Small dance…

Archibald's is found on K Street in downtown Washington, DC. The club has two floors, the second open on busy Friday and Saturday nights. The main floor has two stages…

Went by on a weeknight. Long narrow club, with a small stage across from the bar, and another small stage at the end of the room. Appeared to be 7-8 girls working.…

If you are looking for a low pressure place to have a few drinks and take in some girls this is the joint. Kind of like a roadhouse in the middle of the…

Going downhill. Girls becoming slightly less attractive--instead of fresh and enthusiastic, now tending toward older, been-dancing-too-long types. But the big problem seems to be management breakdowns on some shifts. One waitress downstairs…

This is a small club in business district of DC. It is very narrow with a standard twenty five foot bar. They have a stage at the end of the…

I went to this club on a Tuesday evening, so the place was not very crowded. The layout is long and narrow, with one stage halfway down the long side, across…

I only gave this a three b/c the girls never leave the stage to even brush for tips. In general though this is a nice place with a veyr relaxed atmosphere.…

I visited Archibald's last Saturday. Really slow. The upstairs was not open. One dancer complained she was waiting to get on stage for two hours - she was a…

Poor quality dancer's. Maybe two 7's with the rest being 2's or 3's who should all hang up their garter's. As with all DC, no lap dancing. Head to B'more or West…

First time I've ever been to this club. It was a Monday afternoon and only the lower level was open. As you walk down the steps, there is a…

What Archibald's lacks in size and grandeur, it makes up for in ladies and dancing. Archibald's is a 3 level club, where the dancers occupy small stages on the first two floors.…

Stopped into this Club on a Saturday evening. The place is a shoebox. That aside, the women weren't all that appealing. No cover, and I was happy for that.…

Stopped by on Thursday for a lunch time treat. The girls vary considerably in size, race and style. Archie's is smaller than Camelot, the DC benchmark, and has fewer girls. Most…

I returned to Archibald's after many months away. The new dancers are even better looking than the previous ones. Also, Tiffany's back!!! She is the beautiful Eurasian with the…

Persnickety management. Lots of rules even about food and drink. Some nights the vast majority of dancers are black. This is great if that's what you're looking for but…

This is a friendly club, with fairly cute girls, about half of them black. All good attitudes. But, no lap dances; strictly watch them on stage. Nice place to…

Archibalds is an unusual club - downstairs during the week and two floors during the weekends. But, no matter when you go or where you sit, the gals are friendly and…

This place is smaller than I expected. The bar is on the left as you step down a few stairs. there are two stages, both akwardly placed, but the small one…

Archibald's is like no other club I have been to. You walk in, and the bouncer shows you to a table or the bar. there are two small stages where the women…

I dropped in here at lunchtime a few weeks ago. The club is small, only one stage, I think. Like all DC clubs, there's no lap dancing. You can…

Relaxing club. If you are staying at the Capitol Hilton, this is a great place to get a bite to eat, enjoy the floor show, and play a little pool.…