Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

I visited on a Tuesday evening around 10:30. Walking in off K Street, the door man looks you over and asks for $20 and if you’ve been there before. I’ve…

I went to this club because it is nude and has the highest dancer rating in DC. I was not impressed. As I sat observing the mediocre dancers, I kept pondering the…

I went to Archibald’s on a Thursday night, around 9:00 p.m. I did not have time to get to a better club in Maryland. • No cover, on a Thursday…

Arrived a little after midnight with a couple friends. There was a $20 cover and they have a hat polivy: no backwards caps. The layout is weird. You walk in and there…

Layout is weird; no seats by the very small dance floor. Girls are friendly and will chat you up. No lap dances on the…

Visited a while back when a porn star was guest dancing. Went to a vip room (with a different dancer), but would not say…

Entered club 9pm, with 3 girls working, and only 2 other PLs. Enter on K St, then walk up stairs. I have read reports about $20 cover, but even when…

In town for work and I dropped in to Archie's at about 7p on a Tuesday night. The first remarkable thing was that there was NOBODY watching the door. Not inside,…

Not a bad place to spend a night with a friend or 2. Some might call the place small but others might call it intimate. Girls are super friendly and…

I showed up around 10 to Archibald's, and they charged a $20 cover. I went up the stairs and place was empty. One customer at a table; maybe two at…

Washington, D.C. Just came from Cloakroom and walk a few blocks over, not a bad hike. Friday night. Walk up, black guy with an accent. Cover is $20 but military is $10.…

OK I’ll make this quick. Into the club, they check your IDs outside and your escorted upstairs. There’s a long bar and a bunch…

Had a good time. Feels very DC in both the clientele and staff. A bit pricey for my looking but hey a few blocks…

Not a bad club. Girls were friendly for the most part but definitely had to spend some time trying to get their attention at…

In pre-covid times, I was a regular of Archibald's, going in the afternoon at least once a week. The club is cozy, to say…

Went to this club late on a Friday. Parking for the club is typical of the area and what is to be expected. Which is street parking within a few blocks of…

Well, I am a 100% Christian blk. Native American very hetrosexual male who on ocasions will venture 2 Mustangs. Peep this, the lateeeees r…

Ok club. Went on tuesday afternoon. Good looking girls. Crappy drinks. Would go again VIP was pretty cool. if u like black girls this is…

Awesome place. Prices were not bad.plenty of hot girls. I will be going back. I liked everything. Courteous people, sexy dancers. The drinks were…

Awesome place. Prices were not bad.plenty of hot girls. I will be going back. I liked everything. Courteous people, sexy dancers. The drinks were…

I came here on a Sunday night. Decently full considering the circumstances. I was really excited to get going and saw a really cute…

After checking out Mpire and Camelot in the nearby DuPont Circle area on previous visits to DC; I made a visit to Archibald’s this trip on a Wednesday night around 10:00 pm.…

Despite living in the DMV for years haven’t frequented strip clubs in DC before because they get such universally mediocre reviews. No doubt, compared on some absolute scale with clubs in ATL…

Bottom Line: DC does not have high mileage clubs and this is no exception. If you are looking for a spot to relax and grab a bite/drink with attractive naked women and…

Very boring night. Visited after happy hour because it was close and open. It was pretty much empty. There were about 2-3 women and…

Swung by Archie’s for lunch. Bottom floor was under construction (middle floor used for dining and pole dancing - upstairs is VIP for private…

I visited here due to location and boredom on a Wednesday afternoon...again. There were plenty of seats available so I say against the wall in the back right corner so I could…

I visited here due to location and boredom on a Wednesday afternoon again. I already had lunch and didn't have any real work for…

The club is conveniently located in the city, making it easily accessible via metro. On the first floor, there two stages, a number of tables, and a long bar. I have…

I hadn't been here in a while so decided to check it out around 8 on a Friday. First off, this is not the old Archibald's. With the old Archibald's, there was…

Hot damn expensive lap dances. Well, there's girls doing air dances on tiny pole stages (3 I think?) and they circle the room looking for tips. What can I say? It's DC. First…

Been here many times because of the convenient location. It's fully nude and fairly upscale, especially on the second floor (first floor is currently closed because of construction). I always go late afternoon…

Based on the location of the club in downtown DC, I figured this would be a good place to visit in the late afternoon. Wrong. The club is part of a building that…

In the late afternoon, I was looking for a club to visit and drink a beer and see some naked ladies. I debated going…

Went to Archie's after work last night (Friday around 8pm). Paid a cover, which is a new addition I am not happy at all about. The door guys are always the same Russian/Serbian…

Archibald’s is a fixture in the (admittedly lame) DC strip club scene. It’s been at the same location with the same ownership for 50 years. The space at 1520 K…

This place is right downtown on k, so convenient if you’re staying in a hotel or working downtown. When you enter the downstairs club, theres a long, narrow room (like a dc…

It is another club. That is bland but that's what this club is. It is not bad it has tables and chairs to sit…

I know I shouldn't do this again...but I did. I was staying in a hotel within walking distance so I easily talked myself into going here. It was late Sunday night so…

I stopped in on a Wednesday night having not been there for some time. The cover was $10, I was hoping to see Elaine at the front door but there was a…

Went by Saturday night to see Brandi Love. With the featured dance, there was a $20 cover. The first floor / ground level was closed. Appears that they may…

Went this past Saturday to see Brandi Love. The first floor / basement level was closed and everyone was in the second floor…

My business dinner in the city ended at a reasonable hour, and I was nursing a nice buzz, so I decided to stop into Archibald's for a drink before heading home to…

Can someone elaborate on their Stars in Bars events? It seems like the entertainer just pours drinks does not dance is there an opportunity for private dances with their Guest Bartender? I…

I'll go on record by saying I actually really do like the new archbald. They have made it much more of an upscale Vibe and they actually offer lap dances at 3…

I stopped in last on a Wednesday in December. When entering I paid the $10 cover to the girl in the vestibule and found a seat in the main bar room which…

Stopped into Archibalds during a work trip and the cover at the door was the first strike. Inside the facility was nice. Just a long bar but lots of open seating. Two…

I stopped in a week before the holiday. The cover was $10. Unfortunately, the usual door girl wasn’t there. When I came in I immediately saw a girl I knew and she…

Stopped in on a rainy Monday afternoon for a beer. I knew that clubs in DC had very strict tules and Archibalds is no exception. There weren’t many dancers working and I…

Honestly this isn’t a bad little club if you go in knowing what you’re in for. It’s DC, so the DC rules apply and…

I went in around 3pm on a Wednesday. The place was relatively quiet, with four dancers doing a rotation on the main 'stage,' which is just a small platform surrounded by mirrors.…

went on a whim to while away a slow work day with a late lunch and wine. burger was great, just missed the lunch specials unfortunately. wine was pricey, but hey what…

Normally the first floor is open but on this night only the second floor was doing business. This floor is a has been refurbished with nice carpeting and chairs but it…

So I've been coming here for over a decade. Dancers have come and gone, but it's always been consistent...good looking women, without too much silicone or fake Barbi doll types. It's never…

I stopped in on a weeknight. It was after 7pm so there was a $10 cover. The door girl is the hottest woman there.…

I was visiting DC for a business trip and decided to hit up Archibald's on a Wednesday evening. Cover was $10 and came with a wristband which allows the customer to enter…

I stopped into Archibald's as I had heard a rumor that there is LD's going on upstairs as night? I cannot believe this is true…

DC rules are no touching, so I didn’t expect much. Main club is a long bar with two poles going behind it. Girls troll the bar for tips after sets. Bartenders are…

I stopped in this past week on a Wednesday evening. The club has switched to opening at 4pm. It seems like there is not much point to arriving before 7pm as there…

This place is fine. It’s dc, so it’s stage only. There’s a dollar parade thing going on. A couple levels with continuous dancers on…

Have tried two times in last week to visit this club as i havent been in over 5 years. Parking is impossible... Street parking…

Have tried two times in last week to visit this club as i havent been in over 5 years. Parking is impossible... Street parking…

It's a decent spot to get a drink from but for me to go there on the regular is out of the question. It…

Came here on a Saturday night with a group of friends. Girls were amazing, mixed, easily will find what you are looking for. Great dances on the stages and girls constantly come…

Boobs, Beers, and Burger ! My last visit to this club was in 1988, but I remember it as though it were yesterday. Picture this: MD Northern concrete jungle early afternoon,…

As you know, DC law does not allow lap dances. So this is one of those clubs who keep on changing their operations to make money. I had been to this club before,…

The Club Out drinking with a couple friends and decided to hit up Archibald's since none of us had ever been. $10 cover at the door, which seemed reasonable. I think this is…

For clubs in DC, it might be the best. Plenty of room, not crowded, and about 10 women that were ALL good looking with variety of shapes (slim, busty, athletic, curves etc.).…

Even though I know from past experience that DC is a lame strip club town I found myself again at Archibalds. Bartenders are hot. Almost outrageously so. Dancers too are pretty hot.…

Used to be quite a regular here. Even given DC's rules it was a decent place to hang out with friends, have an over priced drink, and see some attractive naked ladies.…

I don’t know why I keep coming back to this place but when DC there is nothing else to do! Overall the Club is clean and well run. The cover is only…

I don’t know why I keep coming back to this place but when DC there is nothing else to do! Overall…

So I had some free time on a Wednesday afternoon to once again visit this place. No cover during the day. I don’t know why I do this to myself over and…

So this is a very small club with two poles. If would want to get up close and personal with the girls, it's very…

Keep in mind there are no lap dances in dc. Overall the quality is pretty good. Nothing special. Drinks are very expensive but this…

First off $10 cover is okay when this club does not make you order a drink. This is the only place that closes at 4am in DC, so this is a spot…

Headed back to Archibald’s the other day just after 5pm. I’ve been here a few times before but this was the latest I’ve stopped by. There were two dancers on the stage,…

I mean, what else can you expect from a club in DC? I was in town and had been to Camelot before, so I decided to check out Archibalds. I prefer it…

Dingy and sterile at the same time. A hard balance to pull off. The dancers were lazy and maybe in altered states. The bathroom was a mess. The music was intrusively loud.…

Of course, in DC, upscale only means more expensive, not more fun. Near some classy hotels in a nice neighborhood, this place seemed to be frequented by a high-end (read: suits and…

I was in DC on Wednesday and my time hanging out with friend ended earlier so I walked a few blocks to this club. A week ago I was there and met…

While walking back to the downtown core I came across archibalds on K street. While it seemed to have. A lot in common with the other D.C. Clubs I had visited,…

First off there is a $10 cover charge which makes other clubs in the area a better bet (Camelot and Good Guys). The dancers are fairly attractive, on a Monday night…

I was ticked off previously when this club started to ask for a cover charge at 9pm for $10. But now they've extended it to start at 7pm, but at least…

Work ended early so I headed over at about 4:30pm and stayed until almost 6. I came in and found a seat at one of the booths, not one of the individual…

This one isn't bad. Better than Good Guys, not as good as Camelot. Mostly vibe. One 10, lots of 7-9s. No touching, no lapdances. Dollar parade. Pricey drinks. They put in an…

Walking back from a weeknight meeting, surprised to see this spot right by my parking spot. Serendipity -- had to check it out though my experience at even expensive DC strip…

I should really not like this place. And in most ways it really does suck. The bouncer asked for ID and read the riot act before I entered. DC allows…

This place seems to be trying to reinvent itself, which is fine, but they're trying to be something they aren't. I will always tip girls and buy drinks, and lap dances…

If you have been here, then you have probably noticed the majority of the seats are at the bar. The place is about 20' wide X about 60' deep. Sort of a…

For some reason when I get to DC I get the itch. It is the worst city to go clubs but I seem to always end up in one. Walked…

So anyone reading this knows the DC no touch rules, so no need to talk about that. Archibald's seems to be trying to figure out its place among the DC clubs. They're…

I've noticed an increase in Latina dancers here over the past few months. But tonight it was almost all Latina. There were only two non-Latina dancers. The invasion explains why…

Went early on a recent Sunday evening. Seems like they've updated the place since I last went. Definitely feels a little nicer. Maybe the carpet, stage, or lighting, but…

I visited this place on a Sunday at about 11:30, walked out a little after 1. No cover, which is nice. Their website says there is a drink minimum, but no one…

Well, by now anyone reading a review knows DC's no touch rules, so no need to go there. Now, I have been coming here for a couple of decades now, at time…

Hey Arch, NICE IMPROVEMENTS! And I aint just talking about the girls....seriously, the new furniture upstairs and downstairs is real swanky VIP for real. Drinks were stiff, food was hot, dancers…

All scores based on this being a DC club, which means that it isn't as good as most other cities. But, decent time late on Saint Patrick's Day. Club was full, but…

Archibalds has been making changes to its business model and it is all geared toward taking advantage of big spenders. This of course makes no sense in DC where lapdancing and touching…

First time in this club. No cover charge and typical drink prices. Pretty good food menu if you are interested in that. Fully nude dancers. No contact…