Camelot

If you can, go north as the clubs closer to Baltimore are better. But Iif you are time or transportationally limited it is better than Good Guys. You have to drink to stay…

I was in DC for a convention and my brother and I stopped into Camelot. It’s in a safe area of town and we’ve always enjoyed our past visits. Tuesday night was…

There is a large wooden construction housing outside the front now. But the club is still open. The word I got when I visited is that the club is going to construct…

I went to Camelot recently on a Monday night. Many clubs tend to be rather slow on Monday evenings, but this place was packed with guys. Lots of men in…

Camelot is located on m st in downtown dc. It is a fairly safe area with a lot of bars and clubs located nearby. Camelot is a more upscale dc strip club…

Camelot has been the most consistent club I know, for many years. Clean, decently run club, lots of beautiful dancers, no cover, expensive drinks. No contact like all DC clubs, laws allow…

Camelot is a strange place. I guess this is how things are in DC - no lap dances, no VIP room, no mileage whatsoever. You go to these city clubs…

Camelot is a pleasant, if somewhat sterile, place to pass the time with lovely ladies. As a DC resident, I'm familiar with the Puritan-inspired rules (no contact allowed). With properly-calibrated…

A solid establishment. Very well run. Music is not overly loud. Attractive premises. (Pls. don't update them. The upscale vintage look is very appropriate. And the upstairs stage is not a…

Went back to this club last weekend. Great place to chill and hang with boys and get a good drink. As soon as we entered we were seated upstairs and directed…

A second business trip to DC in as many weeks allowed me to check out the lunch with a view at Camelot after my last visit took me to Archibald's. As…

Long, long time visitor of Camelot, if for no reason other than the relative dearth of options in DC. Plenty of fun can be had if you'll just be something of a…

I have been there 3 times so far. there are two bars, one downstaris and the other is upstaris. The only good thing about this club is the quality of dancers. They…

Yikes, didn't know what to expect. I was extremely disappointed even though I read reviews cautioning entry to this place. Relatively nice part of town, parking is difficult. There…

I've been to this club a few times, and in my opinion it is definitely the best one in DC (which isn't necessarily saying much). The physical layout of the club is…

Went to the famous Camelot on a Friday evening before a night of club fun. The inside of the club is reminiscent of an old gentleman's club with lots of dark tables…

Visited on a Friday night. As you might have read from so many other reviews for DC strip clubs, there is absolutely no lap dancing, touching or anything else involved.. The girls…

I think its best, as some others have said, to keep it relative.. you're in DC, no lap dances allowed. Its a conservative city, strict rules at Camelot.. that's not a deal…

Went to Camelot last Thursday night for the first time in over a year to see what’s up. As far as I can tell, it really has not changed at all…

Well it's dc so no touching or lapdancing but for dc clubs these girls are gorgeous! The club itself is nice with I think it was 3 stages 1 upstairs and 2…

So you start with no touching, no lap / or even private air dances. That would take the steam out of anyone's engine. But all dc clubs have that problem.…

My first visit since January. I was pleasantly surprised. Maybe I just hit it right but all dancers were hot (7-9s) and my waitress (Jen) was a knockout who was pleasant and…

The place itself was pretty nice, if small and narrow. There is one main stage on which the girls "dance," and the waitresses are often as hot as the dancers.…

First off, I found the club layout to be a bit awkward. It is in what appears to be a converted rowhome in the middle of DC. It is long…

Okay I've reviewed this place before and I have to agree that Camelot has the best talent. However the managers are completely incompetent and know nothing about customer service. When I got…

This is a centrally located club (right in the heart of DC) in a very safe area with many other restaurants and bars on the block. Theres no good place to park…

I have been to this club 5 times on my visits to DC. I really enjoy this club. The staff is very friendly. You are greeted at the door and shown to…

It was Monday Night in DC and being at a loose end thought that a visit to a fine Gentlemens Club would be in order. Camelot being in walking distance of many…

I did my tour of the DC strip clubs and this was by far the best of the lot. Of course no touching and no lap dances make any of these…

Camelot is great! I definitely enjoyed myself quite thoroughly. The dancers are hot, but the wait staff is pretty slow... still hot, but I just wish the service was just a tad…

My first time at a DC club. It was different than what I was used to, but thanks to some reviews, I had an idea what to expect. The club is a…

Located in a safe and centrally located neighborhood in the District in a small building but it is on 2 floors. Each floor has a stage where a dancer does a three…

The girls on the weekends are very pretty, see tons of sexy girls with great bodies but you will also run into a few 6's. most of the girls are friendly and…

My dad took me the strip club on my 21st bday it was my first time going to a tiddy bar... No charge at the door just a security check .. I…

Camelot is a great strip club. The girls are beautiful and classy and the place is nice and clean. Some of the girls have a few tatoos (but not…

After hearing that Camelot was 'the' club to visit when in DC, I stopped by when recently in the District. Upon my arrival, I was ushered right in, and seated at…

This place is suprisingly fun for a non lap dance no touch establishment. The girls are beautiful and full of good conversation, not akward at all. Drinks are expensive, not surprised though.…

This place is lame. It is expensive, and no better than Good Guys, but the dancers are more pushy. You can't get a lap dance in the District anyway, so why go…

Long regarded as the gold standard in DC. Has the rep for the prettiest girls but I prefer Archibalds "style" of girls--a bit younger, a bit less career dancer--than Camelot although Camelot…

Camelot has been very consistent for many years. Clean, well run club, lots of beautiful dancers, no cover, expensive drinks. No contact like all DC clubs, laws allow nudity it nothing else.…

Usually go to Archibald for quick drink and relaxing show. But for the real entertainment, Camelot IMHO, is the one around DC area. I was there on late Wednesday nite around 8pm-ish, was…

This was my second time at this club. Pretty consistant from the last time- which was awhile back. DC is not the best place to go for clubs- lots of rules and…

I resisted going to DC clubs because I thought the "no lap dance" rule would be too much of a detriment. While that certainly is an irritating factor when you meet a…

I have not visited many strip clubs but from what I have read about some others in large cities in the U.S. this one is probably quite tame. The…

Went with my brother just to take in the sites and have a drink. Our waitress was lazy and spent the entire time we were there sitting with her boyfriend. We had…

It remains very difficult to get very excited about going to a DC area Titty club. Camelot easily has the hottest girls in the DelMarVa area. However, the club is way over…

Visited recently and agree with several of the previous reviews. Camelot is the best DC has to offer. The dancers are the most beautiful in DC. The club is great for watching…

As do a number of other reviewers, I think this is either the best or second-best club in DC (although I guess that's kind of a low bar). Back in the day,…

This is easily the best club, considering that there are not lap dances anywhere in DC. The atmosphere is upscale yet friendly. They greet you at the door and…

I've been coming to this place for years and it hasn't changed much. Decor is the same with two floors, one floor is old school 70's paneling, the other is more…

Camelot markets itself as an upscale club located in the heart of DC. For the most part, this is accurate. The club's convenience means that if you work in Downtown…

Parking is the pain Mon-Thursday, most of the garages close at 11PM, so watch out. Around strip club were packed "normal clubs" with huuge lines to get to them. No line to Camelot…

The D.C. rules about no lap dances will drive you crazy and make you want to go elsewhere (Baltimore maybe?) But if you are stuck in D.C. and need to see…

Went on a saturday night with some buddies who were visiting me. I am still new to DC so I don't know all the best places but this spot came up…

Had a fun time at this club. Went after a hockey game for an after party. All of the dancers were pretty top notch. They were easily 8-9s.…

Camelot easily has some of the best-looking dancers in DC. The selection yesterday was heavily Eastern European, but gorgeous. Drink prices were reasonable, the stage dances were fully nude, and the girls…

I agree that Camelot has the most attractive girls in DC. Lots of eye candy, at least in the afternoon -- I haven't been there at night for a while. I stop…

I went to this club and another during my time in D.C. this summer. The Camelot is has two floors each with a bar and one stage. Both floors are rather narrow.…

I was in DC to meet up with some friends. We bar hopped and then someone had the idea to go to a strip club. We had not done our homework and…

Camelot is pretty well known in the area as being the club with the most attractive girls in DC. I have been here several times and for the most part the reputation…

So I hadn't been to Camelot's for ages and would have remained fat dumb and happy had my favorite dancer not split the scene from a rival club and ended up working…

Actually, this is the second Saturday afternoon, 5ish, that I decided to stop by Camelot. I had such a great time the first time that I had to go back to…

Found myself bored in DC on a business trip and decided to check out Camelot. After showing my ID at the door I was directed upstairs by the bouncer inside. The bouncer…

The Camelot is a DC club located in the middle of downtown, easy to reach by walk, taxi or metro. By national standards, Washington is not a very good place to have…

I would love to write a follow-up review to this club, comparing it to my visit in August last year. But I couldn't get in. So imagine the way this goes. It's…

This is a very consistent club. It's been the same for years, although it doesn't look worn out. There are always some very attractive dancers. Today there were a couple a bit…

Visited Camelot a few weeks back, my first time there. The girls were hot enough, most of the dancers were in the 6-9 range, but rather tame compared to some other…

Typical DC club. No touching or lap dances, which for me basically defeats the purpose. Camelot does have the more attractive ladies in DC though. A couple 5's, many 7's and one…

20 yrs ago, i would get hard just walking in this place, the dancers were so beautiful (or my testosterone was so high)! Now, it's really difficult to get excited (no…

Visited recently and agree with several of the previous reviews. Camelot is the best DC has to offer. The dancers are the most beautiful in DC. The club is great for watching…

This is the white strip club. You may see one or two black/minority girls working there at any given time but mostly skinny white girls. nothing wrong with that, it…

Camelot is one of the oldest strip clubs in DC, and has a long-time reputation as one of the best. I've been there several times over the years, and compared to the…

Camelot was our first visit to the so-called gentelemen club scene in DC I do not want to be biased because Camelot is not really a club, but notwithstanding dumb…

I've been patronizing other local clubs the last 5 years because I didn't like what was then the Camelot style: old "showgirls" with preposterous artifical tits. So I've come in here 3…

Camelot is the grandpappy of strip clubs in Washington DC. I've been there occasionally over the past 20 years, and Camelot has been a solid club, but never my favorite, through…

My first visit in several months and first night time visit in a couple of years. I normally stop for a few beers and lunch once in a while. Was slow when…

OK, have been making the rounds of DC strip clubs for 20 years and only go in here 3 or 4 times a year when girls I am friends with are dancing.…

Very nice inside. I really had no complaints after a long and stressful day. No one was too pushy about drinks and I was able to sit there and watch. Just a…

Just made a trip to DC. Have not been here in over 15 years. Been searching for a good strip club to visit after doing the tourist stuff. Of course DC is…

Nothing spectacular but I agree that this is the best club in DC. This club is very consistent over several years. The club is clean, the dancers very good looking, the waitresses…

Checked out Camelot on a busy DC Friday night around 10:30 pm. There was a line outside to get in the place, but I only had to wait about 10 minutes…

I like to spend a night here every time I'm in DC for business, but have only been on weekdays. As other reviews mentioned, no LDs in DC, however that also…

Haven't been to this spot in too long-- and after this visit I forget why. Drinks are typically priced, non-dance staff is typically brusque (unless you're a regular), dancers select their own…

Ok, DC. Only stage dances and stage tipping. No lap dances, zero contact, no nudity. Throw your buck on the little stage. At the end the dancer picks them all up. Later…

Came here on a recent Wednesday night. Around D.C., this is probably the most commonly mentioned club by laymen. The appearance of the club is somewhat upscale, with classy little…

I visited camalot while on a business trip. Ive been here before, and almost didnt go becasue I know that the DC clubs are pretty lame. Its the only set up ive…

I had a fantastic time at Camelot last week. The low numbers on the review merely reflect how a DC club rates next to the rest of the country. No…

Keep in mind that LDs are actually illegal in DC; you won't even find it at Good Guys, Archibald's, Stadium Club, and other DC strip clubs either. I know it sucks. Besides…

You must understand that DC clubs have a strict no-touch policy, so you have to set your expectations accordingly. The talent at Camelot are in the 7 to 10 range.…

This club has the better looking dancers in DC. I went there on a thursday night. Went upstairs and sat by the stage. Girls are pretty hot, I spent a good 3…

As usual, this is a decent place to enjoy a couple of beers. Nothing spectacular but I think it's the best of the DC clubs. I usually prefer the room upstairs. It wasn't…

I have been to several clubs in DC. This is probably the best in terms of dancer quality. No cover charge to get in. $8 for soft drink. The club has two…

In the last couple years, I've been to clubs in Philly, Miami, Toronto, San Francisco and DC. Poor DC. If this is truly the best DC has to offer, then…

Visited recently and agree with previous reviews. Camelot is the best DC has to offer. The dancers are the most beautiful in DC. The club is great for watching nude dancing,…

Like everywhere else in DC, no lap dances at Camelot. You can go up to the stage and tip, and the best you'll do is get some eye contact and a…

I have visited multiple times over the years. Really hot chicks, but just eyecandy and intelligent conversation. Mostly you will find that the hotter the girl, the better the conversation.…

Was in town and decided to drop in for a visit with a couple friends. My ratings are based against what you'd get in DC. Not fair to compare against LD…

This place falls into the "classy" category of club. You're not going to get any contact here (or anywhere in DC), but you will be able to see some pretty hot…

I have been to Camelot many times over the years. It generally has the best looking ladies in town, a decent food menu, and a comfortable setting. My last visit…

Ok, I hate to beat a dead horse and talk about DC's rules, but man, even reading all about them can not prepare you for the let down of being in a…