The D.C. rules about no lap...

The D.C. rules about no lap dances will drive you crazy and make you want to go elsewhere (Baltimore maybe?) But if you are stuck in D.C. and need to see some pretty naked women, then Camelot is the place.

There's no place to park so you;ll have to find a nearby garage but it's a very safe area. Next door is a college dive bar called "Sign of the Whale." On many nights, there will be a llne of GW students out the door waiting to get it. Camelot's has no such line.

It has an upstairs and a downstairs. Each has a small stage for dancing. The women end up nude and you can walk up and tip them at the stages. Then, after the dance, each girl circulates and asks each customer for a tip.