Ok, DC. Only stage dances and...

Ok, DC. Only stage dances and stage tipping. No lap dances, zero contact, no nudity. Throw your buck on the little stage. At the end the dancer picks them all up. Later she MAY pass by your table long enough to say thanks ... and just keep on moving, that's it. Ho-hum.

This is apparently the best of the DC bunch. So if you just HAVE to go, go here. Luckily there was valet parking just across the street. The building is smallish and very narrow venue, two-story. The upstairs space was better. The venue was busy, cramped, tough to find a place to even sit or stand. Better to grab your own drink off one of the bars before you settle in.

The ladies were 7s & 8s, and not many of them, but what would you expect? All they can earn above-the-table are the dollar stage tips. So the 9s & 10s surely tend to play other angles in this town. And the dancers that ARE here are surely using their exposure to make the real deals they need to make a living, so they've got nothing to say to you and me. Like I said, pretty ho-hum.