Camelot
1823 M St NW Washington, DC 20036

The place itself was pretty nice,...

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oafus
Jul 22, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Not Provided Evening

The place itself was pretty nice, if small and narrow. There is one main stage on which the girls "dance," and the waitresses are often as hot as the dancers. Not to say the dancers are unattractive, because they are -- one girl, Summer, was the hottest I've seen in a long time, and the others were generally above average.

However, I say "dance" because, even though it is fully nude, the girls don't really dance -- they just sort of wiggle around the pole, and are actually about as modest as you can get for being completely naked on stage. They tend to keep their legs closed (with a few exceptions), while they are wiggling. Moreover, you can't actually touch the dancers at all OR get lapdances. That means that the most you can do is get a little attention by walking up to the stage (since there are no seats next to it) and standing in front of the dancers.

After a dance is over, the dancer will go up to every single guy in the room and ask for a couple bucks -- even if you weren't paying attention. I think if you give enough, or if you are a regular, they will sit down and keep you company, but that didn't happen for me.

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The place itself was pretty nice,...