Camelot

First time I went there. Surprised to see how small the club was. One pole and a couple tables resembling a restaurant downstairs. A bar upstairs and more tables. This is your…

I have to say, I was disappointed with Camelot. I know all about DC's laws, and so my expectations were set accordingly. But here's what I found. I dropped…

Nice club considering DC's laws. No cover, so that is good. Beer prices are killing ($9:50 + tax). Even soda costs the same there. Well saving grace for them is that the…

Visited DC on a business trip and looked up some 411 on stip scene, was told Camelot is the best option. OK, in DC there is no lap dance period ! which…

I've gone to this club, on and off, for over 25 years. the faces have changed, but the club hasn't. Still the same long narrow downstairs and wider, more open…

I dropped in at Camelot today (23 June). Actually, it started like this...I was having lunch with a friend of mine, at one of my favorite Asian restaurants. It's called…

Beer? 10 bucks. Dancers? All hot, but they Basically stand on a small stage and pose and smile. I went to this place on a Tuesday Nigh at about…

I am a contact guy. I was surprised to hear that DC was no contact. I wanted to kill some time and tried anyway. Was pleasantly surprised at the…

Made a lunchtime trip to Camelot in DC. Great location, extremely safe, plenty of parking everywhere (free/meters), and lots of ATM machines around, Chevy Chase Bank right across the street. Camelot does…

After hearing rumors of troubles or declines, I made the rounds of my favorite D.C. strip clubs to check on conditions, visiting each club at least three times at different times of…

On a visit to the nation's capital, took the opportunity to do a bit of comparing between the two clubs located close to each other (C and A). Camelot is a quite enjoyable…

Visited for the first time in a couple of months. Not much has changed. This place is very consistent, very dependable. Beautiful dancers, friendly waitresses but not much excitement. I prefer the room…

The real issue with this club is the laws of DC. It's essentially a stage show with assigned seating. It was a crowded night and our group was shown to…

Decided to make a lunch time drive by and saw quite a few hotties. No lap dances in DC. Got in with no cover, and after many over - priced…

I have a love/hate relationship with this place. The dancers are beautiful, yes. The hostesses/drink servers are straight out of a lingerie catalog. But getting some personal interaction with the dancers usually…

Club in decline for some time....the luster is gone. Expensive alcohol, brusque floor staff, ok food. Stage layout upstairs better than downstairs but jammed with tables and chairs making movement awkward and comfort…

Camelot is different from most clubs I go to. Was met at the door by a very attractive porn style hostess. one of the door men brought us to a very cramped…

Made my rounds on a Tuesday after being gone for a while to see that alot has changed in DC. Once known for their beautiful and lovely ladies, Camelot has definitely…

COLD COLD COLD. That is the general attitude of the dancers. They are smokin hot, but the attitude is too much. I guess since they don't do lap dances they figure they…

The dancers at Camelot are beautiful and have smoking hot bodies...but there are no lap dances and the attitudes of the women I find offset their physical beauty. I would much rather…

I was at a conference all week in DC, and on the last night, me and three other guys decided we wanted to see some peelers. Camelot is in a long narrow…

lots of girls who get full nude on stage, no cover charge (at least during the day). those are the only highlights of Camelots. They do not have any lap dances here…

If you are staying in Arlington or DC, this is the best club you will find. There is no cover charge and beers are $9. The girls are VERY attractive.…

Got sent to DC for a quick trip, why not Tampa or Vegas!! DC is a very boring SC city. I was just here a couple of weeks ago and…

Washington DC has rules of no Lap Dances and no Private dances. If you want that go somewhere else, like Las Vegas. Camelot is a small club, in a row…

I was in DC with a co-worker and found myself around mid night walking past Camelot and we decided to head inside. I have not been in this club in a…

beautiful girls and very upscale club! visited quiet a lot in the past and i was wondering if anyone knows what happened to a beautiful dancer called Mercedes. i have not seen…

Camelot was exactly as advertised: upscale, expensive, and incredible. The place is well laid out (rather skinny building, but hey, it's DC), and the drinks are a tad on the expensive side…

I've been visiting Camelot for quite a few years, but hadn't been in for months. Stopped by for a quick drink and to check things out before meeting up with friends…

Came here for lunch with some of my co - workers. Doorman actually brought us up to a table. Quite a few hottie, a blonde and brunette sat and chat…

I visited Camelot on a recent business trip to DC. I;ve never visited strip clubs in this area but wan't expecting too much as a read reviews…

Visited DC recently on business and made the trip the Camelot which still has the best looking dancers in town and maybe on the East coast. Yes the drinks are expensive…

stopped in camelot while in DC for business. club is near dupont circle. walked in with a buddy. as stated no cover charge but 1 drink minimum..…

First revisit in 7-8 years, nothing has really changed except that the club next door has closed down. Two tiers, the first floor long and narrow, the 2d floor more spacious.…

This is usually a decent place to enjoy a couple of beers. I usually prefer the room upstairs. Although this Friday at lunch time it was "dead" upstairs. Only a couple of customers…

Very nice establishment with an upper class feel. It's a little packed as it's fit like a row/town house. The girls were all very attractive, but there is no touching…

I always hate coming to a town that doesn't have lap dances because even though eye candy is great, after a short while it gets boring. So is the case with…

I went into Camelot on a Tuesday night at about 8 PM. The doorman called “On coming in” on his radio as I entered – which seemed pretty strange to me.…

I am posting brief reviews only. My interest is high-contact LD with 21 to 27 year olds. I travel all over the world on business. Photography is my job,…

Second time I've been in the past year, last time I went was a Thursday or Friday and had a better experience. That time also there was an amazing tall brunette there…

We visited Camelot around 11:30 PM. The bouncer took us upstairs to seat us. The place reminds me of a deep and narrow town house. They have a full bar and resturant.…

Went here for my birthday, and I'll admit that I was pleasently surprised. The dancers were top notch, and the club was clean and very high class looking. The only two problems…

Maxim magazine called this DC's best strip club so I decided to check it out while in town. It was nice here to see no lap dance selling and the tipping…

This club is very consistent and has been for several years. They have found an approach that must work for them and keep making money for them. The club is clean, the…

Went to Camelot the other night just to waste some time. The club itself is nice enough, but I would rather have one floor with multiple stages, rather than two floors…

Went to the club as part of a bachelor party. I imagine these guys cringe seeing a group of already intoxicated guys walking up, but after waiting in line, they didn't…

Decided to visit with some co - workers for lunch. Buddy paid my cover, and when I walked in, I saw some of the most beautiful women that I think I've…

I went with a friend for the first time ever, but there is no pole or floor dancing allowed and the girls don't really seem to dance too much at all. Washington…

I have been going to this club for years, and it's always exactly the same. Gorgeous girls dancing naked in front of you. Absolutely no touching or contact, and virtually…

A Washington instituition. But it has little competition in DC though Archibalds has risen to its equal in recent years. Older girls. But they've taken excellent care of themselves, ya gotta give them…

A good place to have a beer -- Weird procedures and stuff, so sit back and watch a few people do the thing before digging in to the ladies. That said, you…

Stopped by for a visit last Thursday night t around 9 PM. My last visit was a couple of years ago. The place was pretty dead for a Thursday…

same old same old. I have to hand it to camelot for consistency through the many many years I have frequented this staple of entertainment in our capital. Hot,classy, and elegent ladies.…

Had an hour to kill between work and class so I stopped by Camelot. As people have posted previously, there are NO lap dances in DC. There is no admissions fee…

I dropped in for about an hour around noon on a Friday. This club is a hall perhaps 50 feet long and about 12 feet wide with sections of it that…

Ok, general consensus is that this is the King of Blubs in DC, and I have popped in for years to keep on top of things. Wouldn't want to miss a club…

OK No LDs, which sucks, but if I'm away from home, then I've got time & money. I'm goin to the best strip club I can find. Unfortunately I don't choose the…

Ok, fine. Everyone will tell you that Camelot has the best looking girls in DC. And they are probably right. The problem is many of them seem stuck up,…

Ended up here on a DC work trip. Its a bar with strippers more or less. Very attractive ones. However I was unaware of the no contact rules in…

Camelot is not a lap club, it's a bar with a decent kitchen, hot waitresses and dancers. There's a funny routine in which the doorman follows you in to get a…

Camelot has been around forever. Absolutely no touching. If you tip a dollar, they'll come up and give you a kiss on the cheek after the dance - but that's…

The club looks small from the outside, but there is another room upstairs that can hold a large number of customers if need be. The drink prices are pretty outrageous at $8.50,…

Camelot is the best DC has to offer. The dancers are the most beautiful in DC and maybe on the East Coast. The club is great for watching nude dancing,…

Went to Camelot on Sat night. The place is always such a tease. They did have 3 stages working and about 17 dancers on site. No lap dances.…

The clubs in DC are such a tease-I always tell myself not to go back but I do! Very hot dancers but absolutely no touching allowed. No lap dances etc--you go up to…

Living in DC, I find myself often "just" coming to the LOT for a visit. There is never cover but the drinks surely make up for it. Usually I never…

there's no doubt that Camelot is "the place" in DC, but a lot of that is due to location and clientele. It draws the politicos, the Japanese businessmen, the lobbyists and…

The dancers at Camelot continue to be some of the most beautiful in DC, but there seem to be fewere with the pleasant and engaging peronsalities that used to be the hallmark…

Bit stuffy for my taste - too much Washington DC lobby/lawyer money here for me to compete. Dancers are beautiful, but I was not on an expense account. If you want…

It isn't a bad place. Definitely hurt by the DC laws, but I won't hold that against the club. The dancers are nice & friendly, as long as you tip them a…

Camelot is interesting. It's a place to go if you want to have a drink, watch some sports and stare at some good bodies and/or fake tits. It's not a place you…

So we were out and decided to visit camelot. As far as DC goes this club is about as good as its going to get. If you have high hopes…

I agree with many of the reviews posted here but don't understand the comments about "smoke." This has been smoke free (like the rest of DC) for over a year. I never…

On the one hand, these are gorgeous women-- nothing worse than a 7. On the other hand, they dance only on a small 6x6 mirrored stage-- and nowhere else. No couch, no…

I have started going here pretty regularly when I am in DC. Again, it is refreshing to go to a club and walk out with money left in my pocket.…

Camelot is an old standard, you always know what to expect and it never disappoints. The catch is that as far as strip clubs go it offers little. At the…

I haven't been to Camelot in years, but it doesn't seem to have changed much. I came around 11 on a weekday night. Downstairs was full, so I was shown…

I've been to this club many times over the years and it's probably the most consistent club in DC. You're going to see a bunch of reasonably attractive, fairly pleasant chicks…

Those who have read any of my other reviews know that I like stage tipping. This club offered a decent setup for stage tipping, and I had a nice time for…

This club is fairly small and is oddly arranged. The distance from the door to the bar (located at the very rear) is about 50 feet, but the place is only about…

My memories of this place are notably hazy as it was a late stop. The talent wasn't as pretty as Archibald's. The beer was equally expensive, except you got a…

Made the mistake of visiting here again. While this place used to employ very attractive women, the quality of the girls has taken a dramatic turn for the worse. Usual…

In DC on business I went to Camelot for the first time Saturday night. It is a comfortable place, and I definitely enjoyed myself. I watched the dancers unaccompanied for…

Visited recently on a couple of Monday afternoons. The first time, the club was very quiet, almost dead with just a handful of customers. Quality of dancers was quite a bit lower…

Stay away! I visited on 2/20/08 and 2/21/08 while on a business trip to DC. So-so stage dances - nothing to write home about (as compared to Mons, Tootsies or…

Went to Camelot during day shift on a weekday, first time in several years. Not much has changed. Although there are upstairs and downstairs bars when it's busy, in non-peak periods only…

Well I guess if you're in DC this is one of the places to go...the problem with DC clubs is there is NO CONTACT period!...No lap dances, no couch, no table dances...Girls…

Since work is slow right now, I have been going to Camelot's once a week for the last three weeks. While there is one lady I will buy a drink for…

I've been here many times, and stopped in last weekend. The girls are still the hottest in DC, but it is strict no touch policy. The upstairs is better, because…

I visited Camelot again but this is the first time during lunch time. They give you a food menu right as you sit down and from the looks of it, expects…

Hadn't visited the club in awhile, so I stopped by for lunch when I was in town on business. Dancer quality still highest in the area, but does not seam as high…

I think the most reviews describe this club accurately. Usually very attactive dancers but a detached atmosphere. As good as you'll find in Washington, as far as I know. I visited last…

Okay, let's be real here. This club is operating under the limitations of DC law, so there are no lap dances or private rooms, and there is no direct contact with the…

Well-run club. Professional staff. Attractive women though slightly long in the tooth. I haven't come in on the day shift so perhaps they are fresher faces. Drink prices, at least some, have gone…

Incredible quality! Among the best most beautiful staff of dancers you will see anywhere in any club in the country.....and that my friends is the problem....all you will do is see them!…

I was here while I was on vacation. Positives: 1. The girls I saw where hot 2. No Cover Charge Negatives: 1. There was a line to get in, I've never seen a line for a strip…

Found myself back at Camelot the other night. Friday around 8pm things hadn't really picked up yet and the place was pretty quiet. Overall it was a typical Camelot experience…

Used to go to Camelot occasionally 5-10 years ago but didn't like it because the women had huge siliconized breasts. Not my cup of tea. After visiting there again recently…

As someone else said, Camelot is like a time warp back to the Mad Men days, with beautiful women, absolutely no touching that I have ever seen, and decor that remains unchanged…

Visited recently on a sunny Tuesday afternoon. Both times, dancers were attractive. The club was fairly quiet, but not dead. Beer still costs $7.70. Camelot is still much better than other DC…