Camelot easily has some of the...

Camelot easily has some of the best-looking dancers in DC. The selection yesterday was heavily Eastern European, but gorgeous. Drink prices were reasonable, the stage dances were fully nude, and the girls were very friendly. This was of course because DC ordinances do not allow lap dances, so the girls go on the tip walk and then chat up the most generous guys. The expectation is that you will pay to have a very attractive naked girl sit next to you and laugh at your bad jokes.

But the girls are incredibly attractive and the three I chatted up were fairly bright and engaging. If you're looking for a dance or anything else, keep on driving to VA or MD. But if you have money to burn and simply want to watch and talk to beautiful naked girls then you could do a lot worse than Camelot.