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A Conundrum

A few years ago, pre-scamdemic, I spent the night with a young lady. It was probably one of the top ten nights in my storied history. What was particularly memorable was how much she enjoyed it. I know…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

A little Spanish goes a loooong way. ;-)

Stopped in after a spring training game. No problem being admitted wearing shorts, t-shirt and hat. And boy am I glad I stopped! Easy parking but sort of a desolate industrial area. Blaring Latin music inside…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Average Experience Across the Board

Went there on a Thursday night, arrived at 7 stay through 9. Pay for parking on the left hand side of the club, it was $10 and there is an attendant there all night. There…

Whiskey a Go-Go

Vaughan, Ontario

Make sure you put Hollywood into the GPS otherwise you'll end up in Canada

Concord, ON. Saturday night. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk on in. Line inside. Get to the guy up in the window, cover was 15 CAD I think and then ID scan to the…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

Where is red head

Where did the red head Ruby go... Who all met her & what experiences have you had.

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

Much better than expected

Tuesday evening visit around 11pm. Free parking on the street after 10pm. Paid the $10 cover. Club is 2 stories and the floor is a typical club layout. Circular stages with no poles on the…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Female Club Aficionado Visits on Sexy School Girl Night.

Overall, I had a great experience of this venue and we'll definitely go back next time I'm in San Francisco. As a solo female visiting a club, the first 30 minutes is a good indicator…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Girl rating

Who was the sexiest dancer in all of your opinions. I've been around 10 times. For my it would be a redhead named RUBY. And she could actually dance (not many of the girls could) Her personality was awesome as well…

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Two Column Review Format

@Founder not sure what purpose it serves. It just makes trying to read a list of reviews very confusing, especially since the two columns do not line up at all.

Politics

Bring home kilmar!

Dems further showing how much they hate America and its legal citizens. Now its the Maryland senator couldn't give the mother of Rachel Morin the time of day but went to El Salvador to rescue the illegal gang member who…

Elite Entertainment

Juneau, Wisconsin

Elite Entertainment Juneau has Closed

The club posted on their insta that they have closed their doors. I'd only made on stop since the rebranding as Elite Entertainment; it's unfortunate, but it was pretty obvious even months ago that this wouldn't last long.…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

A nice stop and a great ass.

So a recent business meeting in North Jersey enabled me to stop at Clancys late afternoon. The club is in a mixed residential / business area and has no signage, it’s attached to a…

Politics

Curtis Yarvin and Trump becoming a pseudo monarch

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curtis_Yarvin Curtis Yarvin is an influential blogger who seems to be well connected with many on the right and many silicon valley tech- bros. Some argue that he is heavily influential in the Republican Party and that his writings are basically guiding…

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

Opened again under a different name

Business is now open again under the name of “Babe’s Showgirls”.

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Sketchy place, amazing back room lap dance

It was my first time in a strip club in 10+ years, I went by myself. I paid $5 to get in, then they said there’s a 2 drink minimum. I got a drink for…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Shift change - ghost town

Seeing the updates that this spot is back to fully nude on stage, it seemed worth giving a second shot. Arrived around 6:00 on a Thursday. The location is easy to find, right off of…

The Ace of Clubs

Thibodaux, Louisiana

sinclair's Review

I went to The Ace Of Clubs at 22:45 on a rainy Saturday night. The strip club is located right on the bank of Bayou Lafourche. There is a small parking lot on the west…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

A place for everyone?

Hey, I’ve messaged some people privately about this and gotten a mixed bag of responses, so wanted to post here. I’m a scrawny white dude who goes to clubs alone. I’m aware of the area and have had heard that…

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Looking for 40 year Ethiopian/black dancer

A few years ago, I danced with this black/ethiopian dancer at Kittens Cabaret. We had a great convo where I was shocked to find out she was nearly 40 at that time. She was a lot of fun and had…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Cheerleaders Philadelphia Mileage

I have had a few VIPS with my 3 favorites Baby, Lana, and April. Trying to decide on one favorite. Has anyone done a VIP with any of these 3 dancers? Want to know what kind of mileage you…

Hobbeze

Lebanon, Pennsylvania

New girls, new furniture, same old Hobbeze -- know what to expect before you go

Haven't been back to this establishment in a while. For those who don't know, this is not a strip club per se, it is an adult video/toy store with adjacent theatre that also has…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

Late-Night Visit That Turned Into an Unexpectedly Great Experience

I stopped by this place a little after midnight and paid around $50 for cover — not cheap, but honestly pretty standard for the time and area. Walked in and was immediately hit with the…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

The women at gallaghers

What girls have you guys gotten dances from that are worth it? For me it's Hanna, and Ella.

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Heaven’s Just a Synn Away

After getting just dances at Paradise nearby, I decided to make a stop at Synn, and I’m glad I did. Some details: I visited on a Tuesday evening from about 9:45-10:15. Free parking in a paved…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Paradise Lost

First time back on the West Coast after a year and a half, so it was time to check out some of the COI clubs. Visited Paradise on a Tuesday evening from 8:15-9:30. Some details:…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Do you tip on top of what the girl asks for VIP?

Not sure how it works in Miami, but in SoCal VIP interactions go like this: “hey babe, VIP is x for 15 minutes and y for 30, wanna do a dance?” Then assuming you say yes, you pay X to the…

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, Illinois

EXXXOTICA After Party at the Gold Room

Went to EXXXOTICA Saturday afternoon, then went to the after party at Gold Room. Valet parking was $7 and a $30 cover, but free with the EXXXOTICA VIP wristband. Coat check is to the…

EXXXOTICA Chicago

Went to EXXXOTICA Chicago on Saturday afternoon and it was an interesting experience. The exhibits ran the gamut from vanilla to pretty far out there. The exhibitors and attendees ranged from normal to alternative to way to big for the little amount of clothing they were wearing, but I guess everyone has their own tastes. Several cam and fan sites had large displays and were live broadcasting from the show. Several of the Chicagoland clubs had booths and some (Admiral, Gold Room, Rick's and Scores) were hosting after parties. I also got to see a number of porn stars and cam models. There were vendors selling sex toys, BDSM and dungeon equipment, and various…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

A quick happy hour visit

I often visit Pandora's on Fridays at happy hour. Late in February I was able to visit again as I knew one of my favorite dancers was going to be there. The Happy Hour…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Great vibe, many cubans, value for money!

On a visit to Dallas I went to BDD twice, to meet same girl because I just could not get her off my mind! I had been to BDD way back in 2014/5 when a friend…

Cover Girls

Houston, Texas

This is one of the most boring visits I have had ever in my own life!

WHERE IT IS LOCATED: Cover Girls is located off the 290 and the 8 tollway a little bit Southeast of the city of Cypress, centrally located in Houston. You will see a building that looks…

Scene Restaurant & Lounge

Commack, New York

Birthday cake and long legs

I arrived to this spot with my friend Matt after losing interest from a previous club. Inside, we are greeted by the bouncer where the entry fee is $10 per person. This applies to Fri…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

19th dancer surprisingly steps up to the mic...again!

The 19th Hole has become an extremely hit or miss club, with most visits being giant misses. But I have had dances with a dancer on my last, two visits who is very comfortable providing…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

First visit to Atlanta club

First time visiting Atlanta. After being used to clubs in KY, WV, FL, and DC, if the Pink Pony is the standard here, I am impressed. I went on a Monday afternoon/evening. The day…

Cheetah Wilmington

Wilmington, North Carolina

Pricey but worth it

Was in town for business and was bored on a Monday night. Google maps guided me there and this club was in a Govt building area...odd Pulled in around 10pm and parking lot was empty.…

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Weird conversations

Having been a strip club attendee, for a long time, I have had a number of weird conversations with dancers, but this one was unique simply because of how fast it deteriorated. The club and dancer will remain anonymous, but…

Moochie's (was Blondies)

Washington Park, Illinois

Left a very happy man!

Arrived around 1:00 pm in the afternoon and was patted down by the bouncer before paying my $10 cover. Straight ahead is the double sided bar with stages in the back. Sat down…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

It's been a long time...

Was in the Indianapolis area for the first time in over 15 years. Back in the early 2000s, I was able to get here during the few nights I was in town for a semi…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

The best ever experience at HK!

On my years of mongering in TJ, both ITC and OTC I’ve yet to have an experience like this one I had tonight at HK. First a foremost before anything, a big Shout-Out to RonJax2…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Bikini Barista Contest Suckered Me In

First part of this review will be for the event and the second will be for the club in general. These days Lake City Vu is generally a waste of time and money. I happened to…

Clermont Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

More Dive Bar Than Anything Else

I was staying in the area so I wandered over to Clermont Lounge because I had heard it was a legendary Atlanta dive. With old lady dancers crushing beer cans on their tits. It was…fine It’s…

Hotel Royal

Whitby, Ontario

Hard to sleep with all the loud music and the dancing KEEP IT DOWN GOD DAMMIT!!!

Whitby, ON. Saturday night. Early on. Safe area, no lot just street parking, I parked at a shopping center a couple blocks over. Basically outisde of Oshawa, Whitby is. Weird wooden door handles, into a…

Cheeques

Linden, New Jersey

A good time with a Columbian hottie.

Cheeques is on Linden Ave., IMMEDIATELY by the train trestle. If you are heading East, it is as soon as you go under the tracks. This does make leaving 'interesting', you have a very limited…

Cabaret Les Amazones

Montréal-Ouest, Quebec

In some cases, an aptly named sc

Montreal, QC. Friday night. West montreal. Area is safe, plenty of parking. Walk in, you got to clear the mag. No hats allowed they put in a room for you. Cover was 10 CAD I…

Source Du Sexe

Dollard-des-Ormeaux, Quebec

Bitch got some nerve

Dorval, QC. Friday night. Safe area, plenty of parking out front. Walk in, guy at the front no cover just throw him a tip and he seats you at a table, I threw him a…

O'Gascon

Terrebonne, Quebec

O'Gascon you done did it again!

Terrebonne, QC. Friday night. Safe area, parking lot full but I parked on the street across the way. Walk up, and real nice older French candadien dude speaks to me in french, I asked if…

Glamour Girls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

BBLs/Latinas Galore and a Best Kept Secret located in the heart of Houston!

LOCATION/ATMOSPHERE: You will be driving around on Hempstead Parkway, which is slightly off the 290 freeway, which is centrally located in H-Town. The area has a lot of industrial buildings in the region where it…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Wednesday VIP Special

I wanted to try $5 dances on Wednesday and planned to stop by Diva’s around 6 PM. You can park across the street for free; otherwise, if you park in the designated lot, you’ll need…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Muy bien, gracias

I've never been to another Vegas strip club, and doubt I will after going to Chicas Bonitas. Fairly skeezy, full of aggressive Cubanas, and by Vegas prices fantastic value. Atmosphere was positively meh -- very much…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Saturday trip - after a long break

Updating my review to add more details. I've visited this club many times about a year ago and wanted to see if things changed. Parking was typical and if the lot in the front is…

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

Friday Night at the Orange

My apologies for the previous review. I have added more details to make it more acceptable. Thank you. Instead of my usual solo day shift, this time I went to the No. 5 on a Friday…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

No ❤️ from Love

Went today. Run quickly if she approaches you

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Fun Friday afternoon at the Criket

I pulled into the parking lot located in the back of the club around 1pm on Friday. There were several other cars in the lot, and unlike other clubs parking is free. Cover is also…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Got to cross the road either way

Parking/Valet: Parking is along the front of the building and along the north side. The club is on the west side of a very busy divide highway in southwest Huntsville. So you need to…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

Return to the spot

I hadn't been here since last summer. They've done some remodeling since then. The bar is now in the center of the room. It wraps around, so now there's a lot more…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

A Little SIn At the Purple Palace

I was there on Thurs night. It is off 130, next to a Honda dealer. If you are going north you have to make a U turn at the Honda dealer. If you are traveling…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Afternoon stop well worth the sidetrack

Parking/Valet: Parking lot has a lot of speed bumps so be careful. Single row of parking in front to the building but there is a larger parking lot on the north side of…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

sinclair's Review

I made a couple visits to BT’s Executive Club. The first visit was at 13:30 on a Saturday afternoon, and the second visit was at 22:00 on a Saturday night. There was a $10 valet…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Good clean fun

I don't live too close to this club but I'm starting to feel that it's worth the trip now and then. Half price admission ($10) at the door by showing their IG post on…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Great club experience despite pasties on stage

I arrived around 10pm on a Friday night. The parking lot, which was well-lit and extended around the back of the building, was nearly full. There was even a food truck present, with a few…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Painting a spinner

Fun night! Setup is same as always. $20 to enter (I ubered). They used to take my phone, now they don't bother. Drank at bar while watching baseball. A thick girl I know rubs my…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Centerfolds-fun at a good priced

Centerfolds Worcester is a longtime club in the area and one of only 2 remaining in the city. It is off Route 20 and looks small from outside but has enough space inside to…

Knockouts

Stone Park, Illinois

Much better than expected!

I was hesitant to try anywhere out based on what I have heard about the Chicago scene (no touching, inconsistent pricing, etc), but I saw that this place had a $10 dance event on a…

Lucky Devil Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Would go again

Went last Sunday afternoon with my girl and a buddy of mine just because he was visiting town and I've never been to Lucky Devil. The outside isn't anything special. Looks like a small establishment…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Slack St. Patrick's Day

Monday night visit ~11pm - 1245am: Less crowded than my last year St. Pat visit. I guess folks celebrated in advance that weekend. This was a fairly good visit in that I got dances with…

Old Dolphin

Milwaukie, Oregon

Old Dolphin

Now called Old Dolphin. A dancer told me someone from California bought the Gold club. Not much has changed under new ownership. The private dance now has white curtains and there is a poker table…

Dreams Cabaret

El Paso, Texas

A Nightmare at Dreams Cabaret in El Paso, Tx

A few weeks back on a Friday, I got an itch and decided to visit this place. It had been a couple years since I had been there. I walked in, got an annoying pat…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Why still go

I wish I knew why I keep going to this place where there are so many better lit clubs in NJ and NYC with full service VIP and alcohol. Place is dingy at best. Parking is…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Always a Fun Place to Visit and the Dances are Worth the Price

First visit in a few of months. I find this bar a fun place to spend a couple hours on a slow day. No charge for parking in a decent parking lot; it…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Touring the Savannah on a quiet Monday

Dropped in on a Tuesday afternoon to see what options were around. To get the particulars out of the way: pink bar. Plenty of parking. Past the car dealership. Walk in and your eyes need…

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The Benefits of Solar Water Pumps for Remote Living and Agriculture

Rural living or a career in farming tends to bring with it difficulties — particularly where access to water is concerned. Whether used for farming, animals, or household use, having a secure supply of water is vital. That's where solar…

Globe Club

Volketswil, Switzerland

My Sunday review as promised

Sorry. It's been a while for me to publish this Sunday visit to Globe. I already posted my Saturday's experience. But Sunday I got to experience doing sex in public (Kino - which is a…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Thursday Night

K I arrived on a Thursday around 10pm after leaving Rhino because it was dead. Plenty of free parking and cover reasonable 10. Historically the stage at cowboys isn’t good but I’ve had…

Lux Views

Wilder, Kentucky

Best Among Lackluster Alternatives

Made several recent business trips to Cincinnati, so got my fill of the Northern KY strip clubs. Lux Views is the best of the lot, which isn't saying much. When I get around to it,…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

My my Mimi

Went to Pandora‘s last Wednesday, first time being back in sometime roughly 2 years. Had a chance to get away from work early so thought I would see who all is there. Once entering ended up…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

new weekend hours?

the website (new?) lists Saturday hours starting at 6pm Sunday now opening at 2pm this seems reveresed from previous. I always thought there was no Sunday day shift here. and there used to be a Saturday day shift for sure.

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Inconsistent

The location has been decribed multiple time before. Close to I95. Ample parking present. There is no daytime cover. Non alcohol drinks are for 5 bucks and I usually tip couple of bucks to…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Not a bad way to kill an afternoon

Scarlett's has done some remodeling since the last time I was here, it was a clean and spacious showroom. There was plenty of parking and no cover during the day. A small but decent crowd…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

No Different than The Wax in your Ear.

Please check my older reviews if you need a full breakdown of the club. Quick overview Wax is just off Fulton industrial, not a great part of town, but not dangerous as long as you…

Masari Gentleman's Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Need Dancers

Parking: Across the drive from the entrance there is designated parking. On a busier night it may overflow but there is $10 lots nearby. Appearance: From the outside it looks good, typical fake marble and lighting. Inside you'll…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

BYOB + Full Nudity = LD and eventually OTC

I’m in Vegas for a few days, so I decided to go check out a couple clubs. I’ve been to a few of the more “top tier” clubs, so I decided to travel a bit…

Diamond Men's Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Not my type of vibe

I found myself here after a slower night at Hustlers, which is right next door. Parking is right across the street for both, and I felt pretty safe with parking there. I walked over around…

The Den Cabaret

Tolland, Connecticut

Instagram Post

This was on their instagram profile... https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIL3vTxR6fD/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== "no blind spots. no funny business." That might lead to "no customers."

Pantheon Club

Dearborn, Michigan

sinclair's Review

I made a couple visits to the Pantheion Club. My first visit was at 00:15 on a Friday night. There was a pat down for weapons and a metal detector check. The cover charge was…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Devon Does It Again

Devon has been reviewed on here a few times. If you are a Playhouse fan, you know she is one of the main attractions, if you have not been to the Playhouse, she would have…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Good Times Increasing

I've been going to this place since it was The inner Room, miss those times. However, there seems to has been an upswing in the last year, which makes it closer to the old IR.…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Good Atmosphere Girls Middle of Road

Stopped in at 4pm on a Sunday afternoon. Plenty of parking in the rear. The building almost looks more like a restaurant than a club. No cover charge until 7. There is a metal detector…

Vivid

New York, New York

The hiring manager must be getting kickbacks from a (bad) surgeon

Vivid was on the same street as my hotel, so I walked by several times while in Manhattan. The club was nearly anonymous, and could easily be missed if not for the doorman. The guy…

BT's Gentlemen's Club

South Miami, Florida

Only a good option for a very, very late night

I went here as part of the closing end of a bachelor party. We got to the club around 4:30am on Saturday night (technically Sunday morning). There was no line to get in, and no cover…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Gorgeous dancers, ok dances, really expensive VIP

Flashdancers Midtown is right in the middle of things, near Times Square, a bunch of theaters, etc.. I went by after finishing a show at the Birdland Jazz Theater around the corner, arriving close to…

Hoops

New York, New York

Solid option for Manhattan

I visited Hoops in midtown Manhattan twice while I was in the city, once late/after midnight on Sunday night, and a second time a bit earlier on Wednesday night. On Sunday there was a $20…

Cockatoo

Yankton, South Dakota

Better than last trip

Was in town after about a year away and wandered in. Club is downtown and paired with a bar next door. There is a door between the two. Entered with no cover at about…

Taboo

Linden, New Jersey

Hot hot hot

Went there during a Saturday night for the first time. It is perfect size, not too small or too big. Drinks were reasonably priced and dollar parade was not bad at all, unlike some other…

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Musings II

I’ve been at this for a long time but I’ve never seen this before. I met up with an old friend, something I never do, in an out of the way semi-dive club. And what did my eye…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

A little random visit down south to HK.

So decided to head south again to the old HK. Since my last visit as described in detail on my last review "night of debauchery" went so well depending on how you see it, I…

Boom Boom Gentlemen's Club

Mission, Texas

Extras?

So I'm in the mood for a little extras. Heard so a little about this place. But not sure if it's blatant or you have to kinda use some word play with the dancers to get why you want. Just…

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Somebody waves a wand and …

This thread is distantly related to the thread asking where vegan strippers are… If you were told to go vacation in five areas, and expenses are covered, but you must choose a club in the nearest spot of each area…how would…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

The Rialto Rhino

Spearmint Rhino in Rialto AKA The Inland Empire. Arrived at around 12:30am Saturday night. First time so this will be a complete review and my initial experience. My first time at any club in the IE. The…

Le Girls Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Friday Night

I was looking for a bit of a change of pace on a recent Friday evening so I decided to stop into Le Girls. For some reason or other I rarely stop into this club. I…

Strippers Gentlemen's Club

Byron, Georgia

Strippers

What do you're strippers look like

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Musings

Two years back a fresh off the boat cocktail waitress took my drink order. Turns out I was her very first customer and she was obviously quite nervous to be working in a strip club. I bought her…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Go During Daylight Hrs

Saturday mid afternoon, no cover charge. Modelo bucket of 6 beers for $35. Sat by the back, closer to the dance room. First girl came over, sat on my lap and grab my dick, asked if I wanted…

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Vegan strippers?

If you know of any in the continental united states or Canada, let me know.

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

Give it a try!

This was my first visit after reading a lot of reviews. It seems, generally, people portray this place as a bit sketchy. I honestly didn't quite get that vibe. It might be because I have…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Nice place, good to visit every once in awhile.

I went to Clancy's for a one off visit. I was called by a dancer to come check her out. Ok, so for one I park on the side street, the club is on a…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Every now and then

I got here 445-5pm. Clancy's is a narrow neighborhood bar connected to a small liquor store. Dark interior, the bar is to the left with a 3x3ft stage for the girls to present. There were…

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Calling this guy out: Fazemaze

@Fazemaze Dude did a word-for-word copy and paste job of the review he wrote two years ago. 3/17/2025 https://tuscl.net/review/424075 5/8/2023 https://tuscl.net/review/396563

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rickish plan to help the incels

Incels are the scourge of the interwebz so this lion is planning to help the incel community. Let’s take it as a given that any loser can get laid if they ask enough females. It may be hard on the ego.…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Friday night fun

I arrived somewhere between 11 pm and midnight, entrance was $30 per person. It’s a small venue very dark. You have to walk downstairs as soon as you enter the front door. The bouncer will…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

Keep your hands outside the ride.

A good club, despite their reminding you of the no-touch rule over and over. There's nothing anonymous about the place, both the big parking lot and the inside are lit somewhat brighter…

La Vida Gentlemen's Club

Sun Valley, California

Good spot for the area

Out with some friends at a bar nearby just drinking and watching the Dodger game, deciding to check this place out because it was close by and one of us has been there before. It's…

Glamour Girls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Continuing my party

After celebrating my birthday with my friends I decided to continue the party. I have been to this place before so they kinda now me lol. Walk through metal detectors that idk if they work,…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Second visit was better than the first..

After my first stop at PH, i knew I needed to come back and check it out on an evening. I came through shortly after they opened on a Sunday evening/late afternoon and was…

Fantasy Castle

Signal Hill, California

Fantasy Friday

Friday Night First Time. Arrived a lil bit 10pm The rundown: Topless Club with Full bar (No Draft beers) 20$ cover charge 10% charge to exchange for Singles 20$ minimum for credit card Full Kitchen closes at 12am Bar has a really…

Liquid Zoo

Kelowna, British Columbia

GO FOR THE SHOW, BUT PROBS SKIP FOR PRIVATES, FELT LIKE A NIGHT CLUB + MEH GIRLS

Alright fella, it's been a while since I have done a review, but I've been dying to write the review on a Seattle strip club anyways I digress. But I got a write something here…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Ok

I stopped by club Risqué Bristol on a Thursday evening. It’s not too far off of -I95. The building is set back with plenty of parking. You enter from the side entrance bathrooms to the…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Good couch dances but Totally Naked Tuesday should be renamed

Stopped by Oasis on a recent Tuesday night for their Totally Naked Tuesdays. Oasis is in an industrial area of Philadelphia near the airport, across the street from auto dealers and off-airport parking facilities.…

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, Illinois

Cryptic Theme Night

Found myself back in Chicago for work and decided to revisit this place after being away for several years. Layout is the same and has been described in other reviews: required valet, pay a…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

First Time Day Shift (AWK), stick to Night for me

Usually go to nightshift, but had some free time so decided to check out how day shift is. $14 cover I believe, but "competitor pass" is $7 with a drink receipt. No drink minimum if pay regular…

Sylvia's Playhouse

Portland, Oregon

Probably too long

So started following them on IG back during COVID times, been here plenty of times since, but haven’t been back since Kendall left early 2024. There’s always two girls on shift but if you like…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Favorite club in Baltimore

I went to the penthouse club about a week ago around on a Friday. I had gotten there around 8 or 9. I do this because the dancers switch at 7 but that means 6-8pm…

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WIN79

WIN79 là cổng game bài đổi thưởng hàng đầu, mang đến trải nghiệm mượt mà trên mọi nền tảng. Với hệ thống bảo mật tiên tiến, kho game đa dạng như Tiến Lên, Phỏm, Tài Xỉu, Slot Game… WIN79 đảm…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Bummer visit

Went to Oasis after hearing these some decent action in the cd room during the day. No cover. Walk through a unmonitored x ray. Bar is a big rectangle, surrounding 2 large stages. Ordered a Coors…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Served it's purpose

It was a Friday afternoon. Long week. Needed to "scratch the itch" so to speak. Silver Criket was up on the lineup. Entered the club at about 1:30. No cover, and enough customers that it…

Lace

West Nyack, New York

New Owners, New Management, Same Girls

Walked in on a Thursday and was blown away to see the place has changed A LOT. Total renovation happened about a month ago, I was told, new management, new owners. New bar top, new…

The Boxxx Office

Portage, Wisconsin

Good Friday night

Hadn’t been to the Boxx for awhile but had a free Friday evening and stopped in on the way home from the Casino in the Dells. The place is the same. Typical townie bar with…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Pleasant Monday at Broadway(2025)

Was in the San Fran area for a business meeting. Been here a a couple of times in the past. I entered through the door around 8.30pm on a Monday (April 2025), got my ID…

Emperors Gentleman's Club

Savannah, Georgia

Wednesday night/Friday afternoon

(Part 1: *Milk Money*) 15 dancers. Not bad for a Wednesday night. Entry was $10. Parking is free. Back half of the lot is unpaved. First time I’d seen the pawgalicious AM bartender as the door…

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Smash or Pass?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DH2RGhnSE2E/?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== I like her eyes… :D

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Lexi still around

Came here 5 years ago met a tall very thin short hair brunette with A cups. If not here Anyone know where she dances now ?

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To the girls on here

I'm curious, what do you think of TUSCL?

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Bad hygiene?

I heard there is a dancer with bad hygiene can we share ?

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She gained so much weight

A few years back, I had a favorite who had a rocking body. She had just the right soft curves in all the right places and otherwise was slim. Her body somehow signaled "hot" and "comfort fuck" all…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

mercedes a Friday afternoon gal

Anyone had experience with her? She's great looking but there does not seem to be any mileage.

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Big tits going away?

I'm a tit man. Big tits. Fake, real, Doesn't matter to me as long as they look and feel nice. I actually like big fake tits preferably on a slim girl. I know some of you guys don't. But…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Dancers who look like pornstars

There’s only two I can think of Cassandra looks like piper perrie and Vee looks like violet myers

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Smash or Pass?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIMlIAsIEgL/?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== :D 19 years old Michelle Pfeiffer at the 1978 Miss California Beauty Pageant

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I think she is HOT!🔥🔥🔥

Smash,or pass? https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIOJ2muIbJT/?igsh=d2o0d3diZHRtaWw2

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Extras?

Do any of the girls offer extras?

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Extras

Do they normally allow for extras like FIV or BBBJ or HJ?

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Northeast Strip Club

Hey all, Trying to figure out which Mass or Rhode Island strip club to go to. Desire is well rated but no nudity on stage apparently? The Boardroom Cabaret is nearby too, and looks like it has tons of dancers. The…

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Wave of less stripping in strip clubs - nationwide!’

Is it just me or are you too noticing a wave of less stripping in vast majority of strip clubs nationwide? In the last 6 months, I’ve been to strip clubs in 4 metropolitan areas. I’ve read a bunch of…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Best girls at Risque Bristol

Wanted to start a list like PO with best and worst girls. Tip expectation varies and some are YMMV. Here are some of the btter dancers at Risque. Kindly keep on adding. Gabriella ( day ) Carla ( day) Jazmine ( day…

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, Texas

FYI, this is now closed

FYI, this has now closed. Divas further south is similar (better actually), but with a steeper cover.

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Why does the webmaster keep changing this site all the time?

Almost every time I come to this website there are constant changes to the layout, fonts, etc. In this latest change the reviews are arranged like cards. Last week it was some weird font change everywhere. Why is it necessary to…

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Rebelling in a no contact club

Recently at club, strict no touching policy. I didn't care anymore, I had my paws out, I was ready feel up some titties. Management and dancers kept hooting and hollering at me. I decided, enough was a enough.... *whips out mic* *ahem* 🎶I…

V-Ja's Lounge

Frankfort, New York

Smoking Fetish Guys Welcome

I'm just putting this out there for guys locally who are Googling for anyplace with girls that smoke who will cater to the smoking fetish. The hope is if they search for strip clubs smoking fetish Central New York or…

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New documentary explores Portland strip club culture

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZr9AZtnQOw

Fantasyland West

Bucyrus, Ohio

busted for prostitution.

COLUMBUS, Ohio (WSYX) — A woman faces charges of engaging in prostitution after the Crawford County Sheriff's Office executed a search warrant on Fantasy Land West in Bucyrus on April 9. According to a release, deputies obtained a search warrant after…

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Playhouse Lounge VIP

Anyone of you ever done the VIP experience at the Playhouse Lounge in NJ? There are 5 private rooms which will cost $30/song or VIP room which is $350/ 30min. - I've never done VIP anywhere yet. Usually other places…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Nasty, liars, ROBs

Been regular here for almost 10 years. 9 out of 10 are great dancers, honest, good looking, the works. But there are ROBs. Every week and there is a crop of new guys and they might get scammed or won’t…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Two Sides of the Coin

I often hear guys complaining about girls with GPS that expect more than the established rates for LDs and VIPs. I often hear girls complaining about guys with egos that expect to get laid for the base price of LDs…

Pandoras Platinum

Dallas, Texas

FYI the club has been renamed to The Platinum Club

Check their main site and the club name has changed. They probably did it for a branding reset as they heavily push they're the "highest rated strip club" on google. Massive grain of salt, there's only 36 reviews.

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Best/worst list

Can anyone post the link for the best/ worst PO dancers? Can't seem to find it. TIA

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Why are they called strippers and strip clubs?

Twirling around a pole and removing their top doesn't qualify as a stripper to me Last time I actually seen a stripper was at a lingerie show in the '70s where they actually removed more than one piece of clothing.