The New (but Not yet as good) Sirens

I have some really good Florida reviews I need to do, but this newly re-opened after years of closure, badly needs reviews- So I feel PL journalistic duty to get an update out here first!

Bottom line for the TL;DR (Too Lazy; Didn’t Read):

The club going for upscale, but it’s a little cheesy in the result. But only a couple months open so far and still panning their "grand opening" I'm holding out hope. Layout’s weird, talent’s underwhelming, and the upsell VIP sitting area is more “gas station buffet” than “special views” Bonus points for not patting you down like you’re entering a prison. But if you’re chasing actual mileage or model-tier dancers, for now- head to Vanity, five miles away. Columbus still doesn't have anything super great. Dayton has Cheeks- that's an hour but probably worth it.