Good Guys
2311 Wisconsin Ave Washington, DC 20007

"Diamond" amost the rough on a Sunday evening.

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mike9525
Jun 9, 2025, 1:17 PM
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Visited: Sunday Evening

It seems my business travels always have me checking out clubs on a Sunday evening. Not exactly prime time I know. And this trip was no exception. I got to Good Guys on a Sunday evening around 7pm and as you can imagine, the place was dead. I think there were maybe 3 other customers there. I ordered my 15 dollar! bud light, tipped the bartender (who was marginally cute) and settled in. Even with the few patrons there, they still kept the 4 girls on steady rotation on the stage. Say what you will about DC clubs (and their 3 foot policy) I do like the fact that it's a full nude club that serves alcohol. First girl was a Hispanic gal who looked like a very low budget Kim Kardashian (small waist, big hips). I walked up to tip and she gave me some very close up views of the goods. While I'm not one to pass up tits and pussy in my face, she just didn't do it for me. 2 songs later they called up the next dancer.

 

Second gal was worse than the first. Heavy set gal who told me later she had been working there a couple of years (the way she moved, you would have thought it was her first day. Now I'm not against thick girls, but she was just unshapely and just didn't carry herself well. I threw her $10 in tips for the two songs she danced on stage (mostly cause I felt bad no one was tipping her). If there was any redeeming value from this girl, it's that she worked it on the stage. (Playing with herself, moaning, etc.) That's the one thing that's always "good" about Good Guys. While the girls don't necessarily "dance" on stage, they rub and touch themselves while staring directly at you really selling the "I want you so bad" vibe (yes, I know it's all for show but still a turn on)

 

Third girl was a knock out. Young, tan, fit, with an amazing rack. She said her name was Diamond. And it was quite a fitting name since she was definitely the diamond in the rough. Went up to the dance floor and tipped her very well. She gave me some amazing close up views. She very much knew she was the hottest one there so as a result, didn't try as hard as the other gals.

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