Hawkeye state time.
Quad Cities. The Pony and now the other one is called Trim. I don't if change whatever that was called before was the better of the two, not a fan either really though.
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Cedar Rapids. Dancers Ranch and Woody's. Dancers ranch was dead as hell when I went on Friday night. Woody's a lot of cubans not all but that's the one I'd go to in Cedar Rapids.
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Council Bluffs, which is the Iowa side of Omaha. Lipstix cool building, mostly cuban chicks. Bottoms up, mostly white chunky girls in there. Playhouse, biggest stage you will ever see, a lot of girls, a lot of fake stuff and a lot money for barely any mileage.
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Sioux City. Mavericks, mostly cuban chicks not really a fan of that spot. Teasers, pretty limited mileage IME but you might find something good. I found the hot chick there, but she was a total cunt.
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Des Moines. I actually like Des Moines I think it's solid strip club city pound for pound. Big Earls don't go, skip that disaster. Outer Limits, solid cheap, two way dances, $20 a pop decent chicks. Lumberyard is probably the most well known club in town, might see some good talent there, good two way allowed. Beach Girls can have some pretty girls in there, kinda pricey but good two way allowed. And Mynx is an extras spot, might not have a ton girls but the mileage is mighty fine I had some experience with that.
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There's some spots in out in the hinterlands I'd like to do in the future maybe. Overall I'm a fan of the scene in Des Moines (although the city smells like kibbles and bits wtf is that about) but outside of that, I don't think Iowa is that great for strip clubs.
What do y'all got for Iowa?
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last commentNew Shakers, near LaMotte, south of Dubuque. Mostly Midwest girls, totally nude dances are expensive for what they are, some nights very few dances. Song length is 3 minutes set by a computer timer which also indicates who is dancing. Owned by the same people as Pony, I think.
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Never been to a club there. But too many meth heads and crack heads. Especially in the towns near the nebraska border with Omaha. Depressing AF. University of Iowa girls are hot though. Corn fed titties lulz
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As an Iowa resident, I really can't add too much that wasn't already said. I do remember having good times years ago at Book em Dano's in Denison, but can't say how it is now. I don't remember extras being a possibility at Minx in Des Moines, but won't dismiss it. That is the one club there I could never get into the vibe of it. And my personal favorite WNBA star will not be at Beach Girls in W. Des Moines.
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