Shrinkflation

Came here on a Sunday a few weeks back, hoping for some eye candy and some much needed stress relief. Paid the entry fee, I think it was $21 dollars, which includes a soda. The club serves alcohol now, so they card you upon entry. They physically take your drivers license and I think they scan it. Hope our IDs aren’t added to some government database.

Cute Asian girl in a plaid skirt brought me my Sprite. I hope she becomes a dancer. I don’t know the price of the alcohol, but I’m sure it’s expensive.

Saw a couple strippers who migrated from Deja Vu down the street. Jessica, and Kendra, both have fake titties.