No sex in the champagne room.

JUNE 9--A 21-year-old Saudi Arabian man called 911 early yesterday to complain that he paid $300 for a private room at a strip club and “requested sex from a staff member,” but was “denied said acts,” according to a Florida police report.

Investigators say that Sultan Alnofaie called police around 1 AM Sunday with his tale of woe regarding his evening at the OZ Gentlemen’s Club in Clearwater.

Seen at right, Alnofaie told a police operator that club security “took” $300 from him. Alnofaie was still on the line when cops made contact with the perturbed patron.

Alnofaie told Deputy Chase Fails that he “paid an employee at the location $300 for ‘sex’ however he did not receive said services,” which prompted him to dial 911 seeking redress.

Strip club personnel told police that Alnofaie “obtained a private room and requested sex from a staff member.” When that request was rebuffed, “the defendant called 911 for assistance.”

Alnofaie was intoxicated, smelled of booze, and was slurring his words when questioned by police (and apparently was unfamiliar with Chris Rock’s champagne room reflections).

Arrested for misuse of the 911 system, a misdemeanor, Alnofaie was booked into the county jail. He was released from custody last night after his $500 cash bail was posted by a man who works as an instructor at a Miami flight school. Court and jail records do not list Alnofaie’s occupation or whether he is a student.

Alnofaie turned 21 a week before visiting the magical land of OZ. (