Better than the USA!

After a long string of disappointing visits to New England clubs I have become very disillusioned with the scene in the Northeast and United States in general. I read the reviews on TUSCL, did my research, and visited almost all of the highly rated establishments, sometimes on multiple occasions, and so far, every single visit left me dissatisfied to varying degrees. I am not sure what the proper way to describe it is, but something appears to be missing. To be fair this phenomenon isn't exclusive to New England and barring a few notable exceptions could be applied to the entire United States. I guess you could say that everything feels very half-assed ever since COVID. The overall quality of the dancers has declined sharply and the price of everything has reached ridiculous levels. Girls put in the bare minimum effort and expect premium pricing and tips just for showing up. I blame American entitlement mentality and our sex negative culture for this. Forget the housing bubble, the pussy bubble just keeps growing and shows no signs of stopping.

Fortunately, there is a way around this you just have to be willing to leave the country temporarily. So, I decided to see what was on the other side of the border. Recently I took a long weekend trek up to Montreal, QC and I must say I was not disappointed. I will say right off the bat that Montreal / Canada in general is not some poosy paradise where scores of beautiful naked virgins lie next to rivers of beer. It is important to go with realistic expectations. After all you are still in North America, this isn't Europe or South America. However, is Montreal better than the USA for this sort of stuff?.....It's undeniably better. In a nutshell, the dancers were way hotter, the variety much higher, their services, vibe and attitudes way better, and to top it all off everything is 50% - 60% cheaper. Pretty hard to have bad things to say when that is the scenario.

The downside is its a long drive and not everyone is within driving distance of Canada. If you had to buy a plane to visit for that kind of money it sure as shit wouldn't be Canada I would be going to. Also crossing the border sucks these days as the vibe, at least entering Canada has gotten very serious and tense. Ever since 47 started spouting off about annexing Canada the people living there have gotten a little salty about having their sovereignty taken away by a larger more powerful foreign entity. Wow whodathunk!