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Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Nighttime with Sativa

I get to Pandora's around 11:30. I've just come from Rick's up the road. For some reason I expect Pandora's to feel a lot different, but it's mostly the same. Sure, it feels less corporate,…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Standard corporate club

This is my third attempt to go to this club. What can I say, I'm a completist? Only a few Seattle-area clubs remain that I haven't visited. The first two times I tried going to…

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Debauchery after open heart

After a heart catheterization procedure I'm told that I need a 5 bypass surgery. I'm like WTF I ñever had a heart attack or chest pains or any heart related symptoms up until about 2 months prior when I started…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Same old Same old

Was passing through Kokomo and decided to make a pit stop at the hugger. I’m not a frequent visitor but I usually stop in once every 3 months. It was around noon.…

Sugar's

Seattle, Washington

Was that ass I smelled?

I managed to escape for a few hours on a Sunday afternoon, and set my sights on close but reliable Sugars. Basics: Sugars is a dive on the route 99 strip. It’s been a strip…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Expensive But worth the Investment

Been here before, but that was a few years back. First time post COVD. I arrived late in the evening via their free limo service. I enjoy this club as there is no alcohol. (I…

The Office

Detroit, Michigan

Is this place still open?

I have heard zero buzz about anything going on.

Golden Horseshoe Club

Ranson, West Virginia

Convenient from Casino, but not much more.

This club is convenient of you are parlaying a trip from the nearby casino, Hollywood-Charles Town, but wouldn’t prioritize it when comparing to our nearby offerings. When I went there was a $10…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Fun Wednesday

Decided to try this place as it was the only place not operated by Deja Vu in SF and was hoping it can be different. Visited Wednesday night at 815 PM. There was no cover…

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Dallas vs Tampa

Damn, not even halfway through the 1st Q. Anybody else think this will be a low scoring defensive duel? PS: Defense wins championships!

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

Good time, pretty girls, and chill atmosphere.

This is my favorite club in Utah. The management is nice, the girls are really friendly and not too pushy. Lap dances are $20. private rooms are $50 for 1/2 an hour…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

1st visit, thumbs up!

First trip to PW, and I have to say I'm a big fan! It's in an odd spot (airport/industrial area), but the club itself is very nice. Clean, safe, spacious, all-in-all a very nice but generic…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Might be worth it for some

Fannies is located on Fulton industrial right next to Ace of Clubs (formerly Club Babes) and on the other side of the street from Club Wax. If your not aware of the area it's pretty…

Déjà Vu OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Good club with lots of hot girls

I’ve been to this club a few times. When you first walk in there is a large stage with 2-3 dancers dancing at a time. There is another area for semi private dances…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Am I tripping or......

isn't this Sky in this video? Looks like her, same tattoos and everything. Shitty part is, everyone in the comments are hating on her body. https://fb.watch/i5xK4ykKqP/

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Friday Funday

Had a Friday afternoon to myself so off to the PH for a bit I went. Pink Building that site right on a busy highway with a very large parking lot. It was actually pretty…

Vixens

Fort Myers, Florida

I found her.

If you have seen my reviews, I have been looking for the girl named Fallone at Lookers. Well she surfaced at Vixens with Snow. I walked in past the hall and into the main room.…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Cool place, but expensive rates

This is a nice place. Nice furniture, nice decor, different areas. I very much like the layout and the theme but way too expensive for me to hang out here again. Cover was less than 10…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

friday daytime fun.

As described. $15 cover for entrance and a beverage. The club has a main stage and a smaller secondary stage. Nobody seemed to be around the stage, but tipping 1$ seemed like an easy way…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

What a waste!

It was a strange visit. I went around 7:15pm. The parking lot had maybe 20 cars. Most of them were the staff. I paid and as i walk there was a beauty i have never…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Killing time on a Saturday afternoon.

I stopped in on a Saturday afternoon to kill an hour before catching a flight. No cover but a few bucks for a mandatory coat check. I grabbed a seat at a table on…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Vivide is the jam!

Finally got enough time this week to visit this gem of a club again. Went around 4:30 pm and was in there for about 2 hours. There is enough parking most of the times at…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Definitely not the place for me

I’ve read the reviews of this place from others that are only a few weeks old, glowing about how good the girls looked and the music not being too loud. That was not my experience;…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Sad times for PHC

This used to be a favorite stop before closure/covid etc. How does it even stay open now? 10pm, Valet $10 with tip, entrance $20. Same layout downstairs as before, with pay station straight ahead when you…

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Left frustrated and will never, ever return… ever!

After two DC strip clubs in as many nights, I’m starting to detect a pattern. No touching unless “upstairs” and at premium prices and no seating at the stage. Frankly it is not a compelling…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

TJ Visit

A collection of multiple trips to TJ's Showgirls. The club is located on a main street next to a taco bell in a shopping center. Cover charge is $15 during the dayshift. If the bouncer…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

“Claire is a fat girl’s name”

I drove into Dallas late on 2 Jan and made sure to pick a hotel near BBD. I had to leave early the next day and did not have much time - I think I…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Friday night at LS

My previous visit to LS was early on a Saturday afternoon and the club was pretty much dead. This time I got the complete opposite experience - a packed club full of women. Let's get the…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Not a bad night, but the vultures at a play here

So I hadn't been to Little Darlings in about 9 months and figured it would be a good time to visit. Last time I was here was in the middle of the NFL Draft and…

Cafe 369

Garden Grove, California

OC cafes - not for me!

I was going to be Anaheim over the weekend and decided to do a little research prior to my trip. I had heard about the Vietnamese coffee cafes and visited a few of them…

The Venue

Portland, Oregon

Friday, 1/13, 3pm

Continuing my New Year's Resolution of visiting different clubs. Read many good things about this club, figure I give it at try. Swung by the club at around 3pm, and it was PACKED, parking lot…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Rhino - Is it a reasonable value for the money?

The LA area has a ton of options when it comes to strip clubs but I do not think most consider LA the city that has the best strip clubs in the country. 4…

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VIP G-Strings

Unlike many other mongers who wander in and out of dens of depravity all across the country or around the world wherever business travel takes them, I usually monger close to home.  Although I did live for many years in…

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, Oklahoma

First time being on Tulsa time.

Night trips, went there Saturday 1/14/23 @9:30. Stayed for an hour 1/2. When we arrived the parking lot was lit and the front parking lots was packed. Saw a 5-0 parked at the…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Strange Saturday

A good Saturday visit, but started too early. I arrived at 1:00 to a half empty lot but still went in. Pat-down from what I believe to be the indoor security but was working the door…

Pony Birmingham

Birmingham, Alabama

I came, I saw, I went…I think

After spending a few hours at their rival club decided it was time to try something new. Took the short drive, pulled into the parking lot 10 minutes later. Typical outside of a…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Thursday day trip

Had some time during the holidays so made a day visit a few weeks ago on a Thursday during the day time. The club has started back opening at noon on weekdays instead of 2pm.…

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Puerto Rico strip clubs?

Hi all, haven’t seen many Puerto Rico reviews recently. Was wondering if anyone have some experiences with it? Curious on cost, mileage, and which clubs are worth checking out? Anything worth avoiding? Thx!

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Good fun with my fave Ashley

Been going here whenever I get the chance. Ashley is my fave and is always super busy. This time too I went around 8:30 on a week day and got the token for Ashley, almost…

Bomboa 222

São Paulo, Brazil

A casual but fun club in Sao Paulo

This club is now called Bomboa 222 and has a new location. It's a combination of a casual night club and brothel. The pics on the website will give you a good feel for the…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

Finally going sailing on the boat!

First time at the boat! Was in town for work, took an Uber from my hotel around 10pm Friday night. Pretty big parking lot from what I could tell. Walked up a long ramp inside…

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

Great Visit - Recommended if you have the Money

Had a great visit to Dean's Gold. Spent a while there drinking and watching Thursday night football at first. Girls were fairly aggressive but I guess it makes sense since it was early I was…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Weekday Cricket visit

Went to the Cricket on a Wednesday afternoon , pulled into a crowded(free) lot and walked inside, there is no cover before 7PM. the place was crowded but i found a table near the front…

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Your body compared to hers

Random topic, but wanted to see how much people's experience differs based on height, weight, fitness, etc. For myself: I'm short and relatively in shape. With most strippers wearing heels, it's easy for them to tower over me which has…

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Things you do to relieve stress

Aside maybe from hooking up with a hot girl, that's low hanging fruit right there. -I'll go to the gym -I'll take a shower, it's my thinking place. Also in the shower I'll sing Michael Mcdonald songs loudly. -If I'm in…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Prepare to be ignored here

First visit of 2023. Paid a 5 dollar cover and ID was scanned into some mysterious machine. Large warehouse style building with a a rectangle bar around a corner stage. The stage is far…

Cloakroom

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Algorithm yields glitz not grace

Cloakroom is what you’d get from an algorithm designed to create the feel of an upscale strip club. There are the requisite doormen, pretty barmaids, expensive drinks, fancy interior design complete with color-changing LED lights,…

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Miss Universe 2023

While I fully understand the Miss Universe (and Miss America) contests are not beauty pageants - they are merely an exercise in political correctness, there should at least be a minimum threshold of beauty so the event doesn’t turn into…

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Club-free PLing

When I'm regularly seeing one or two OTC favs, I often will go for months without going to a strip club. Anybody else?

Saturday Night Live

Westminster, Colorado

Not for me

This is my first review, but I just had to take a moment to say that I won’t be back. The parking that wraps around the building is in full view of the street. Driving…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Long time occasional customer - great place!

Mario's Showplace is a clean comfortable club. The bar is to the right as you enter with the dance stage opposite (U shape) and tables further in with the private dancing area at the back.…

Les Girls

San Diego, California

Good for the price

Was in San Diego and the place was next to my hotel, so I decided to check it out, not having too much expectations. Since it wasn't planned very well, I got there at around…

Hollywood Cabaret

Southington, Connecticut

Unplanned holiday trip

I stopped by on New Year’s Day after a very long hiatus. I arrived around 4 and wound up staying until about 10. It was generally pretty even ladies to patrons. The guys were sitting…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Great value if you aren’t a baller

The place: I ended up here on a Sunday evening around 9pm. Very nice and polite gal working the door and seemed appreciative when I tipped her a few bucks after getting me ones.…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Swiper No Swiping

Preamble: Ignore any grammer problems I'm still a pretty tipsy and this is my first review (last 2 times i found better girls fyi). Well just had the shittiest time with Geraldine (real name starts…

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Holy Shit

A fellow-TUSCLer PMed me this - LOL "Tampa Bay Lightning Fans Cheer On Couple Having Window Sex" https://wild941.com/2023/01/13/tampa-bay-lightning-fans-cheer-on-couple-having-window-sex/

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The Famous Pompano Three!

How would you rate the Pompano three and why? Also, is there a better time to go to each? Day or night? Weekends or weekdays. For me it's: 1. Booby Trap, great daytime party and hot girls.…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Not As Good As It Used To Be

Went back again and I think after reading reviews, I think I need to try another place. I used to love Scarlett's because of the 2-for-1 at the top of every hour, but after the…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

2nd Time At Palazio. Great Place.

I was in town for a business trip and visited here on a Thursday night about 8PM. It was my 2nd time here. The door guy gave my ID a hard look. I'm clearly in my…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Great conversation.

Layout. From the outside it’s a big brick building. You enter through a door on the left of the front of the building. It’s a long hallway with a metal detector. $10 cover. Elevator on…

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High School Classmates as Dancers

Was scrolling through Facebook earlier and made a connection between one of the girls that I have been seeing in the club and an old classmate of mine. My brain knows when it remembers someone, so I believe this dancer…

Tattletales

Levittown, Pennsylvania

April Night Tales

Went after a long day at work, was my first time here because I was in the area so I didn’t know what to really expect. After seeing a few dancers go by I saw…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

So I Didn't

Haven’t been here that much since the end of golf season. When I’m in the area for golf it’s a nice stop but if it’s going to be a 25 minute drive, I usually go…

Pink Pussycat Lounge

Hudson, Florida

Nothing sweet at Lollipops

Lollipops had not had a review in some time, so I took the journey north past 10 other clubs to take one for the team. Would I ever go back - only if my…

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Getting Back into the Game (of Wasting Money on Hoes)

Hey, all! Long time, no talk. Looks like I decided to start checking this board again at a particularly harmonious moment in its history. Planning to club again for the 1st time in months. What are some serious (and non-serious) pointers…

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[OT] Good Movies that Slipped Under the Radar

Not a lot of preamble needed here. Rattle off some movies that you love but fell short of "blockbuster" status. I'll go first... "Underwater" (2020) starring Kristen Stewart and Vincent Cassel. Science fiction action/horror film that follows a group of workers…

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Ignore, Attack or Leave ???

2icee , IceyLoco, Eltriste, Phat Boi Fred. Whatever the shithead wants to call himself. I have to hand one thing to this guy. He has united all of TUSCL. It doesnt' matter who you…

Al's Diamond Cabaret

Reading, Pennsylvania

Awesome first strip club experience!

For starters, Saturday was my first time in a strip club, and this is my first review, so apologies if it's not up to snuff. My wife and I arrived at Al's with a group of…

Silk Exotic Madison

Middleton, Wisconsin

Good Club, Okay Dances

A few mixed feelings about this club. I'll try to be as honest as I can. Silk is located just outside of Middleton, with not a ton around it. There was a $10 cover fee when…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

Boston experience is limited

This was a holiday weeknight visit; Pretty early, around 7pm. This club has a big center stage with a staircase from the second floor. The bar here is tiny with maybe 4 stools, some high…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

Not a bad place to just chill

Dream Girls is a fairly large club in an industrial area of Lincoln Park on a street off Outer Drive. The parking lot isn't extremely well-lit, but has always seemed safe enough. I rolled into…

Duces Wild

Salt Lake City, Utah

SLC TGIF

This is a typical SLC dive strip club with alcohol. The parking lot is in the back and well lit. As you walk in there is an ID check and no cover. 2 bars with a…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

Rather surprised today...

Arrived at Club 205 after a bust visit to Club Tease. Upon walking in around 2pm, it was packed! No cover. No bouncer. Took me a minute to gather my bearings and sort my way through…

Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

Bound Brook, New Jersey

Not worth much time

I was back in the area for a meeting so decided to check out Torpedoes. I hadn't been there since 2018 and it's gone down hill. As you walk in the DJ both is…

Suzy's Lounge

Line Lexington, Pennsylvania

A cool hang and a new partner in crime...

I'll say it up front, you have to be in a particular mindset to enjoy this place. It is all locals, kind of cliquish, and most of the dancers are older. There is…

Lust Gentleman's Club

Akron, Ohio

Out with the guys

Was out with some of my buddies and they wanted to go to a club. I didn't want to go to the peppermint hippo but they did. So we ended up going there against my…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

A Dancer That Loves Corvettes

I almost went to Bourbon Street after reading the fantastic review by AZDD, but decided to stop at Hi Liter. Phoenix has great weather in January. Earlier this month, I was in Nebraska. Temp was…

Moments Gentlemen's Club

Pasadena, Texas

maybe, but probably not

This strip club is pretty close to my apartment so I've been a couple of times, but honestly this might have been my last. You pay a $10 cover for the times I've been (between…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Never Boring!

Having been castigated for reviews that are too short and for reviews that are too long, I decided to adjust this review to seek a balance. It won’t make the DesertDouche happy but this may be…

Cockatoo

Yankton, South Dakota

Lucky milf session

Arrived around 430 on purpose to watch the dancers scuffling in the door. Been here several times over the years, but long lapses between visits. The bar top runs straight ahead ad you…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Monse and Luna

Visiting Seattle from California and this will be my third time at pandoras. Luckily my 2 favorites were there. Monse and Luna. If you are into a real hard core experience you gotta have dances…

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My New Favorite College Sport

Forget football or basketball. I am flipping channels tonight and turned on ESPN2 to see what game was playing. Say Hello to my new Favorite Sports Star : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P00Octm-tJA https://www.instagram.com/livvydunne/ https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-01-11/olivia-dunne-lsu-gymnastics-nil-instagram-tiktok-fans/101842928 99% of us, the only time you ever…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

Old reliable turning into just old and fat.

I've been a loyal patron in my former years as a single bachelor. I got a hall pass over holiday season, as my fiancee went back home for 3 weeks. Been maybe 4 years since…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Never a bad time

I have come through this area a few times and Paradise is a great spot if you’re looking for a more aggressive club. The cover was $20 and there was a drink requirements but…

Politics

USA should "Ukraine" China

I see an opportunity to suck our other chief geopolitical rival into a bloody and costly military conflict, depleting their armed forces and exposing their weaknesses. As an added bonus, we can depopulate two of the globe's largest polluters. https://www.foxnews.com/world/indian-army-general-says-situation-border-china-unpredictable

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Wednesday Visit

I arrived late afternoon around 4:15 pm. Parking was free in the lot next to building but when I left around 7:30 pm, there was a parking lot attendant. The last time I paid for…

Déjà Vu Colorado Springs

Colorado Springs, Colorado

No more two4one, drtyThrty specials?

Visited this club on a Tuesday night. Its located in the south side of Colorado Springs near Fort Carson military base. Industrial area but the parking lot was well lit and lots of parking…

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Is SA competing with strip clubs?

I've never bought the arguments that porn, cam girls and/or traditional escort sites compete with strip clubs. They are all very different experiences from strip clubs. I've always viewed them as more tangent, with perhaps some crossover customers…

Runway Cabaret

West Palm Beach, Florida

A so-so affair

Noticed this place on way home from work decided to stop in. Parking a little limited but doable. Cover $10 paid and walk in to the left. The room opens up a little with the…

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The Family Business

OK, so a CF told me last night that her mother used to dance in a nearby club. Sometimes the Mom comes in on the weekends to see her and long time local club hounds make all sorts of…

Club Saratoga

Duluth, Minnesota

A slow winter night and so-so experience

Visited on an evening after a big snow that morning. Only two dancers showed up so cover was $3 instead of normal $5. Bottle of water $3.25. Dancers Kai and Diamond.…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Best Vivide experience so far

Our of probably 15 visits over the last two years, last week was the best. Vivide now has a lot of Cubans as others have mentioned. I fact, they make up the majority of the…

Rio Grande Valley-Just getting to know the area

I guess I'm joining the ranks of what are called Winter Texans. I've visited a few times and have quite a few [Minnesota]friends in the area. I'm coming down in a few weeks to look at a place that's coming on the market through a private party. There's a lot of similarities/differences in different parts of the country regarding the adult sex scene. Coming from Minnesota, there are websites that have a very strong influence in our "market". TER (Theeroticreview), Tryst, Eros, the Monkey, Skipthegames and Sumosearch all enjoy a wide view of customers and advertisers. When I use these platforms in the RGV, it's pretty tough to see much for choices. What…

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Open letter to founder

If you don’t reinstate the two way block you are just rewarding the biggest trolls on this site. If you feel that prick gives you more value than I do let me know I will terminate my participation here…

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20FAG WONT SHOW UP

after years of incessantly harassing me and trolling me. Months of threatening me with bodily harm. Telling me to meet him in Vegas on the 27th of January 2023. Telling me he'll beat me up when he sees…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Never Disappoints!

I stopped in last month after not having been here since the before times. Typical pat down by security and a $20 fee. Stage is directly in front of you as you enter with the…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

How much? How much have you got?

My first time back since January of 2020. I have been visiting Mons while on business and golfing trips since the days when the current dancers' grandmothers were working there. For the benefit of first…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Lustys is trash.

Lusty’s is trash. (Long review to follow) I'm not someone who is new to this site. I can't remember when I signed up or when I first made a review but, this website does serve its…

Gold Club

Tampa, Florida

Came in to watch NFL, got Newb Finger Licking

Stopped in to catch the packers-lions game. Went in with no real expectations other than to get a drink catch a game and watch some women. One Cuban girl with pwith dyed blonde hair and…

VIP Club

Mineral Wells, West Virginia

Good time, but lap dances are too expensive

Been here a couple times. $5 cover with locked front door. Beer is ice cold and standard price ($4/5). Most girls are 6/10 or higher. There were about 5 of them that rotated. Not many…

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

Thursday - day shift!

Was in Eugene for a Ducks basketball game, so I thought I'd stop by SI before the game. Planning to swing in after the game too. The place is in a decent enough area. The parking…

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JANUARY 27 20FAGS LEGAL BEATDOWN

will the infamous senile troll show up to be accountable for his incessant threats trolling and harassment?

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Arguably the best club in Ontario

Visited early Jan, on a Wednesday evening. Cafe Atlantis was resurrected from a popular prior club about 15? Years ago by the owner of the legendary Bermuda in Brampton. Club has not changed appreciably…

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Lisa Marie Presley dies at 54

This is a shock! LOS ANGELES — Lisa Marie Presley — the only child of Elvis Presley — died Thursday after being hospitalized earlier that day, her mother said in a statement. The singer was 54.“It is with a heavy…

Tiffany's Cabaret

Buffalo, New York

Don’t Miss Me This Weekend!!

I’ll be working this weekend celebrating the Buffalo home game!! Working Friday Saturday and Sunday 8pm-close

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Funny Math

I remember seeing a couple of times you guys saying something about funny math. Here is one example for you. I'm on a website shopping around, and it says the price of something is $24.95 or 2 for $54. LOL

Politics

"Americans “protect” their minds by an elaborate system of abstractions, ambigui

Title couldn’t say it all. "Americans “protect” their minds by an elaborate system of abstractions, ambiguities, metaphors and similes from the reality they do not wish to know too clearly; they lie to themselves, in order that they may still have…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

First time here and I will be back!!

Went to PoleKats this past Tuesday and had a good time there. They were running a special on dances $10 topless and $20 nude. I’m from out of town and needed dinner as well.…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

First Austin Club Visit

Came in around 9:00 on a Tuesday. This place is not a dump, but I've definitely been in nicer, kind of middling in atmosphere I guess. Good amount of girls working, and ratio of customers…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Return of Raven

Red Raven has opened as The Raven now. I went there on second day after it opened. The club is on a busy business route 1. Ample parking just of the road. Enter through the kitchen…

Daily Planet

Oak Ridge, New Jersey

Sad. Just sad. It’s a cozy little shack in the woods that has women in it who should hang up their heels.

Sad. This place is just full of sadness. THE PLACE: as others have described, it is in the woods of northwest Jersey. The road leading to it is probably challenging if it’s wet or snowy. What…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Expensive, fun, yet limited

Had my first visit here on a Friday. Enough ladies (20+) and a half of girls I found attractive for lap dance/private dance, and chose a few of them, tried 3 song dance (upstairs, not…

Tropical Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

The place was dead…

First time visit here on a Wednesday afternoon (around 4:15pm).But, the only reason behind this visit was to meet up with my regular that just returned after the holidays. Otherwise, the place seemed totally dead…

Polekatz Houston

Houston, Texas

First Time in Houston

Was in Houston for work and decided it would be fun to check out some clubs. Beats going to the hotel room after dinner MIR? Decided on polecatz just based on a google review, before…

Skin Cabaret

Scottsdale, Arizona

Way Overpriced

Went on a Saturday night with some buddies on a golf trip. Should’ve read the reviews on here before going in. All of the girls were attractive and friendly (except for the bartender who never…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Glorious reopening. Glory be?

The return of the Raven was a glorious event. Whether the Raven will be glorious going forward is TBD. The simple truth is the area between Philly and Trenton used to be prime for perverts like…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Not quite back ( yet?)

This is from a visit last week After a renovation the red raven is back Setup The entrance was moved over a few feet to the right so now you walk straight down the hall to get inside.…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Searching for the PP Unicorn

Well folks, I haven’t been around much for the last few years but I log on occasionally and check on things. Today was an interesting day. After meeting one of my longtime favorites…

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, Florida

Afternoon stop nothing special

Decided to stop in to DD recently during the afternoon on a weekday. The parking lot had few cars so I was wondering if it was worth it. Sometimes I keep driving if the lot…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

decent option but no massive rush to return

I had been to this club when it was Blush a long time ago. Was in Pittsburgh on a recent Monday and decided to check it out after an unspectacular trip to Cheerleaders. Cover was $10…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

can I get a dance?

Decided to check out Cheerleader's on a recent Monday while in town for work. I was there one time last summer and my experience was decent so figured I'd give it another go. I ubered…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Pretty Solid Day Visit. Will Repeat

I decided to visit Vivide for the first time since it is a pretty well known spot among the mongers in the Atlanta. It is not my typical spot as I prefer the more…

Club 516

Old Bridge Township, New Jersey

Reporting live from 516

Local spot for me. It's really hit or miss and lately it's been miss, but I'll get the reason. This is a old dive bar. Big parking lot on both sides. Always cars there but…

Sugars

Hager City, Wisconsin

Escaping the winter cold

I drove out to Sugar’s on a bitterly cold winter evening midweek. It’s an hour’s drive for me and I often talk myself out of going because the place is so unpredictable. There’s nothing like…

Wiggles

Newark, New Jersey

Wiggles Re-Opening

Not sure if anyone cares because I don't think this place was too popular before it closed a few years ago, but I happened to drive past today so I took a quick pic. https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=12770

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Good Times at BBD

In Dallas, and I will say this right off the bat and get a "Shill Review" note from DS, but I will never not go to Baby Dolls when in Dallas. It is the…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Sugar 44 Tuesday First Visit Since July 2021

I was at Sugar 44 from about 9:15 to about 11:15 PM. I had come from a meeting at the Red Cross Headquarters on 4747 N 22nd. I lived in the area for over ten…

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

Affordable and Chill Daytime Club with Plenty to Enjoy

If you're looking for a casual no pressure weekday visit, this is the place! I went to the club on a Tuesday around 2pm. As others have said, the parking lot is big; they have a…

Sensations Bar & Grill

Littlestown, Pennsylvania

Not awful and slightly different than I expected

Honestly a bit better than I was expecting in terms of talent. Went in on a Saturday night around 11 pm and the parking lot was 1/3 full which allowed for easy parking. The cover…

Front Room

A real local yokel club

Ok, so I recently spent a night in Bridgeport WV and visited the most blue collar back country club that I've ever encountered. From a customer standpoint, it made the clubs that I visited in the cornfields of Kansas…

Front Room

Onlyfans to hookup with pornstars/influencers

I've documented in the past, how basically I'm on an all time quest to fuck this pornstar Violet Myers. Even asked her in person but got nope. BUT in doing some research it looks like some of these pornstars hookup…

Front Room

RIP: Jeff Beck

Inspired generations of guitar players. Top 5 for sure Rest in peace

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IPhone to android texts not getting delivered

Anyone else have this problem

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crossing clubs off your list of strip clubs to visit in the future

Have you ever had an experience that caused you to permanently never return to a strip club and what was it? Several years back I visited an inner-city Indianapolis strip club late at night. When I walked in the door,…

Deja Vu Spokane

Spokane, Washington

Dumb ass burglar.

A man was arrested last week after he allegedly broke down a strip club door with a vehicle and stole its cash drawer, according to court documents. Surveillance footage showed 20-year-old Cesar A. Ruiz used the back end of his Jeep…

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How on earth do clubs in Miami exist?

I’m going to keep this super short, how in the hell do clubs in Miami exist? I’ve been staying here for a few weeks and I have seen some of the wildest and craziest shit. Nothing bad, no one is dying…

Club Cabaret

Creve Coeur, Illinois

Not enough information for a full review

I was driving through on I-74 and needed to stop in Creve Coeur for another reason, so thought I would check this out given the lack of information on the site. Unfortunately, there was not much seen for me to share.…

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Tattletales

Not going to suBmit a review for this but went to TT today. Got there about 2 and there were about eight custy and 12 dancers. Willow was there and came out of the hour vip. Chloe was there hanging with…

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Anyone seen Tayler Mercier/Olivia Fox in Texas

https://twitter.com/MercierTayler https://tryst.link/escort/missoliviafox1 Former playboy model, twitter shows more of her pictures. Rates are officially $700 an hour so you could probably do $600 an hour. Seems like a reasonable rate for someone of her caliber. She accepts credit card as payment,…