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You know what, we don’t need the fake voice thing.

Yeah we’re good with the phony voice. We’ll be ok. We’ll live. Thanks.

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

Great stop

After an uneventful experience at polekatz I thought I would try my luck here. Got there around 1130ish. Paid valet for close park $20. Walked I. Paid $20 cover. Was seated near stage in comfortable…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

A great afternoon visit.

This visit was last week. Arrived around 430 PM. $5 valet parking and $5 cover. For those not familiar, it is small place because much room is devoted to VIP rooms (around 10-12, most with doors).…

Seduction

Atlanta, Georgia

This club is open, but struggling.

First off the club is open. It's been open for a while. This is the main point right here. I went over there just so I can post if it's open of not. However, I did…

Whiskey Vixens

Cheektowaga, New York

Probably Buffalo's best

I've been to Pharaoh's a couple of times and this is a review of a recent visit a couple months ago. I have popped in on a couple weekday afternoons but this time I went…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Hi Liter has been around for 60 years.

I made a quick stop at Hi Liter before returning my rental car. Parking lot was almost full at 4PM. No Cover or ID scan. I found a table and ordered a drink from a…

Candy House Cabaret

Wynantskill, New York

sinclair's Review

I went to the Candy House Cabaret at 22:00 on a Thursday night. The strip club looks to be a house that was converted into a strip club. I almost passed it by in the…

Shenanigans Gentlemen's Club

Schenectady, New York

sinclair's Review

I went to Shenanigans Gentlemen's Club on a Wednesday night at 22:15. There was a $10 cover charge, and I got patted down by a bouncer for weapons. There was a two drink minimum enforced.…

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Inviting men over to my place. Is a twin bed really that bad?

I dance on the guys for hours on end at the club, but always leave feeling horny. I wish I can fuck them in the club or at least let them play with my tits. I am thinking of bringing guys…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

Perfect Sunday Spot During NHL/NBA Playoffs

The venue is dark and on the small side, borderline seedy which is how I prefer a lonely Sunday night in a strip club. I wouldn’t call it a dive bar but don’t go here…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Good selection for a Wednesday

Arrived at Boardroom at about 6:55 -- $10 admission AFTER 7:00. I was delighted to see Alex, who despite being 40 something, couldn't have looked (or felt) better. Her sensual dances are unparalleled. Lap dances…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Thursday day shift recently

SUMMARY: I didn’t do any VIPs with any new girls, so I changed my format to look more like OldWhiteGuy’s format, with a list of girls I know, and a list of girls that haven’t been…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Sad Excuse for what it once was.

I used to go to this place prepandemic and had great times, a lot of people would visit on peak nights and the girls were always great fun to talk to and touch on. Now they…

Meh

So i went to Sexpert since it’s always been a laidback bar. Well, needless to say , things have changed since last time i went. There was one old lady in her mid fifties and…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Same as it ever was.....

same as it ever was... Well this place don't change much in fact after the pandemic it's gotten somewhat better. Industrial area easy to get to and safe close parking never had a problem getting in…

Politics

All Twitter Offices Closed as Hundreds of Employees Resign. Is #RIPTwitter time?

All Twitter Offices Closed as Hundreds of Employees Resign. Is #RIPTwitter time? https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/twitter-offices-shut-down-employees-resign-1234632854/?_gl=1*17jqthn*_ga*YW1wLXQ2aUh6ckVFRGc2NDVXTlE2Y3dGNHlOdUZITjhRNm5nLV9qcG02WDl5NEM0SVpxX3BoYnpTVTY0VVJsQnNiaU8.

Danzer's Show Club

Lafayette, Indiana

Maybe next time.

Stopped in Lafayette for gas and was close to the club so I stopped in. It has been A very long time since my last visit. Walked in showed ID. Cover was $5. Walk in…

Booby Trap On The River

Miami, Florida

Booby Trap Strip Club Makes Competing $5 Million Offer for Miami Heat Arena Name

Full story: https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/booby-trap-arena-strip-club-makes-5-million-offer-to-rename-miami-heat-arena-15717088

Politics

Question: Is it the ‘70s all over again?

I think we all know my opinion on this matter, but better to let you opine if so inclined. TLDR, it’s not the 70s man! https://www.reuters.com/article/sponsored/inflation-flashback-how-does-today-compare-with-the-70s?utm_medium=paid+social&utm_source=fb&utm_campaign=MFS&utm_content=6327979584688&fbclid=IwAR3BydWsQUcSWSBkf8vi1v4hSWMjvICxDt4qj7TH-zOa8YpcHXgZwGZKfLQ_aem_AdRE7g-oMbQheCO3fO4-u2zVj3bkD40fTWb_MiUdbNhGiIRTKRb7Fto_aYd3YMfS0zpaPgSc9Ek0r9fFFxtWkxIuSOuvtrX-ZpVLYoL-sXGRIjJDz11g5b4P1x5WPFGa9tA By: Erik Weisman, Chief Economist, Fixed Income Portfolio Manager MFS Chief Economist Erik Weisman examines the important…

Politics

Barron Trump

Remember that shy little kid that you'd sometimes see on stage with his dad? He's 16yrs old now, still a kid but.... He's 6'7" https://www.mercurynews.com/2022/11/16/barron-trump-thrust-into-spotlight-with-ivanka-don-jr-no-shows-at-dads-2024-launch/?itm_source=parsely-api

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Another NJ Prostitution Bust

https://patch.com/new-jersey/secaucus/prostitution-cocaine-sales-continue-ajs-gogo-bar-say-secaucus-pd Sex in a NJ club? Im shocked! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjbPi00k_ME

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ATL Strip clubs

With OGE shutting down, which club am I most likely to find those dancers? I’m trying to get a good Saturday Day shift in in ATL, anyone have a good suggestion?

J.B.'s Place

De Soto, Illinois

Dance amongst themselves

Was in the area on a Thursday evening, following a Salukis game, and thought - it's been a hard week. Let's see some boobs. There were two locations close since I am too old to…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Lots of small annoyances, expensive, but tons of hot dancers

Thursday evening visit from 10pm until a little after 1am. Decent time, lots of hot women, good contact LD's, very pricey though. Biggest piece of advice is to use the clubs "limo" service…

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Detroit trip report

I was blessed to have a few weeks in Detroit and have some fun while there. Not going to write reviews for each, but will share some observations and info. In general.... there seem to be more overweight girls dancing.…

Ultra Gentlemen's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Much improved over previous visits

After seeing some positive reviews on this place, I decided to give it another try. After that first try, I saw enough positives that I've been back several times over the past two or…

Deja Vu Showgirls Chicago

Chicago, Illinois

A quick trip to Chicago

I was in town for one night and had a hotel nearby (Holiday Inn two blocks away, very clean, nice hotel). I know this club doesn't have the best reviews, but for my schedule and…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Hot girls, very limited mileage, if there is more to be had it will be outside and you're going to have to work for it

I was here a little over a month ago, but lost my notes. My counter-part at work who has the western US region had a heart attack (young guy) and my boss asked me…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Day shift visit: another good one

I know the club has been described at length, but will reiterate. Club is on Veterans Highway in Bristol just off of I-95. Spacious club with plenty of bar seating during the day.…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

Gotten into the routine, change is a good thing

Another visit. My earlier reviews of the joint are pretty much applicable here. I think this review will be more for insight from coming here semi frequently. Physical descriptions of the club are all in…

Pinky's Cabaret

Salt Lake City, Utah

Fun, chill, friendly, and not too expensive

Note: It's now "Pinky's Cabaret." I think that was the original name but it changed to Divas for a while but now it's back. Not sure what the history is there. As someone who's been to…

Hoops

New York, New York

Casual space, nice dancers, good dances, really loud

Hoops is midtown, just a few doors down from Rick's Cabaret. It's very narrow on entry with a bar on one side and some high-top tables on the other. A bit deeper in it opens…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

By far the most consistant and reliable club in the area

Here's the quick rundown for those who like that stuff: Parking: Free during the day and $5-10 at night, depending on where you park. No mandatory valet, coat check or any of that Cover: $1…

Politics

Florida Man Make Announcement

https://www.businessinsider.com/new-york-post-buries-coverage-of-trumps-re-election-announcement-2022-11

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Still My Favorite Club

Been a while since I've visited Blaze, so I decided to stop in for a visit. I got to the club around 3:30 on a Wednesday. No cover. No parking fee. The lot had a…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Quick visit, standard outcome.

Visited the pink palace on the side of the road on a recent Wednesday afternoon. Lineup looked promising but was a bit disappointed on arrival. Particulars: parking is easy but visible to the road. Always…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Pretty Okay

I keep saying that I won't bother going to any club in Kokomo, but always end up at the Hugger mainly because I figure I might find some of the gems from the past or…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

quick in and out.

Visited on a Friday afternoon after visits to both Criket and Flight. Have only been here 2 other times with mediocre visits at best. Younger dancers here, but they lack customer service if you ask…

Blue Diamond Lounge

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I actually had an okay time !!!

I decided to try this place out with a friend. When we got in we notice it was incredibly small (that’s what she said) , maybe the size of a large living room. I had…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Really cheap dances, but still not sure they were worth it

I flew into Atlanta on a Sunday afternoon and decided to hit Blaze before making my trek through traffic to the north side where I was staying. Blaze is pretty close to the airport. There…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

love it here.

This place always proves to be a good time. Last couple years of visits have all been enjoyable. Last time I was here I was starting to see somewhat of a decline in the daytime…

Club Rouge Beaverton

Portland, Oregon

Eye candy but low mileage

I knew more or less what to expect going in, but thought I should try the place at least once. This place has been open a month but is a second location of the well-known…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Found a Unicorn at the Trap

Through the year's, whenever I make a trip to SE Florida, I always visit The Trap. As other's have noted, this club has went through a lot of changes through the year's, and it…

Venus Faire

North Hollywood, California

Seven

I went with no expectations but overall had a decent time. There was only two girls. They dance behind a glass but you can also buy lap dances for more intimate moment. I did both…

Rick's Cabaret

New Orleans, Louisiana

Bigger and Nicer than Expected

Rick's from the outside looks like a tiny little shithole. Its in the middle of Bourbon Street and often has vagrants and drummer children stationed in front begging for money. However, once inside, the place…

Omar's

Lansing, Michigan

Nice spot in downtown

Earlier in the had been out at a casino and came out with a little bit of winnings, so decided to swing by landing on the way back home. Parked in the lot behind…

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P-valley season 2 trailer

Strip club series on Starz. Some scenes were filmed at Vivide in Atlanta. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GB2TNk6_HI

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Manhattan lap dance clubs

I had a few nights in Manhattan and checked out three of the not-a-strip-club lap dance venues. This included the Rosewood Theater and their "Die Happy Tonight" event, and two separate "Lido" places, both calling themselves the "real" one. Rather…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Always attend church regularly

I look forward to a slow Friday afternoon at work, because it's the perfect opportunity to sneak way to church for a few hours after a long week. My work has me bouncing around town…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Happiest place on earth

After a disappointing visit across the street at TB I made my way over to the Las Chaveles entrance. On this side a traditional live Mexican band was playing and it was far less…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Honesty About Dances

Desire is my go-to place. In my working years, I traveled all over North America and sampled many clubs. So I have some pretty good cross-sections of experiences to compare it to. I'm retired now…

Fringe Gentlemen's Lounge and Grill

Morristown, New Jersey

Awesome Vibe and Dance

Visited the Friday before Halloween. Reached by 5.30PM, no cover but found notice saying two drinks minimum. Place had a nice setup with a ramp and 2 poles, the bar was parallel to the ramp…

Tropical Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Wanted to love this place but didn't work out!

This was my first trip to TJ and wanted to check out TB before getting to the others in the Big 4. Smooth crossing at the border around 7 pm no lines and just…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Great time

I went on a Friday afternoon. First time since the pandemic. They remodeled during the closure. The place was pretty empty. I usually go during the day. It's not a nice part of town. It…

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Thanksgiving Countdown / CFB Comment

Ah yes just a week away… Too old for Townie night Just thrilled to death to spend a day with a bunch of relatives I only see once a year The highlight of the holiday weekend will be watching the OSU…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Three visits to CB in four days

I visit Vegas every couple of months for a week at a time. Hadn't been to Chica Bonitas after my first visit well over a year ago because, quite frankly, I got played by…

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Driving past the old Showplace

I don’t post a lot on here but I drove past the old showplace in Dover NJ today and saw they are doing construction and added a bunch of windows on the 2 sides facing the street. It made me…

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Kymberly Herrin

'57-'22. Former Playmate and 80's babe in Ghostbusters and ZZ Top's Legs video passes away. https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/11/kymberly-herrin-obit-35.jpg https://a1-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/124/f63e95af06ac1b36c10d54e2414ae5dc/full.jpg https://a4-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/37/93f28bda2282ca035385a527f4cc59bc/full.jpg

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, Oregon

last day on vacation

hey guys i hadnt submitted a review in a while so bear with me. this is friday about 3 pm. still early by strip club standards. i went in and only saw 1 woman. not girl. she…

Vanity After Dark

San Francisco, California

Weird Layout - Dance Club and Strip Club all in one

Located in the North Beach area of San Francisco - commercial neighborhood with lots of bars and restaurants. The area is not nice but not scary as well - one added plus is that there…

FKK Forum

Barcelona here I come

I've decided to go to Barcelona in January instead of FKK land. I now just need to make a decision on which 3-5 ladies to book? https://okescorts.com/en/escorts-bcn/ https://www.bluevelvetbcn.com/ https://cristinassecrets.com/en/barcelona-escorts/ OK & Blue Velvet girls @ 200 Euro per hour Cristina's secrets girls @5 400/500 Euro per…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Pimping Me Out

If you are new here, this gives a detailed description to get a fair amount of info in one place. If you want to avoid the preliminaries, scroll down to the section labeled *THE GIRLS* *GETTING…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Easy extras, but overall lacking

Showed up around 9pm and there weren't many cars in the parking lot so I left and came back around midnight. Considerably more people there. The set up was extremely wacky. Guy takes your money…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Quiet afternoon but it hit the spot

Dropped into the Rhino around 2pm on a Friday afternoon. I knew it would be quiet (I usually go Thursday or Friday evenings when there are more dancers) but the website said there were a…

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OT: Elon and Twitter

Funny that one of the biggest news stories on Reddit hasn't been mentioned here at all, probably because most of you aren't on Twitter and are too old to be Elon Fanboys. Thoughts? Dude spend $44b on a company he seems…

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Managing the OTC Rotation

It's the age old challenge for me. How to keep the rotation consistent without things getting out of hand. I imagine that club managers must feel this challenge on a much larger scale. It's like herding cats. Every…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Hope you have lots of money

I was not going to stop at Doll House on my visit to MB, but was passing by about 6:30 and my car just ended up in the parking lot. No valet present at…

VIP Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

Overall review/into from last couple months

Been going here semi regularly for a couple months so thought I'd do a little overview. Overall I think this is a nice place if you are looking for something casual, low pressure, laid-back. Don't…

Treasure Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

I did not find my hidden treasure

Treasures is a very nice club which is easy to find. I entered hoping for a crowd, but not to full on a Tuesday afternoon. I counted 7 dancers which was the most…

Bottoms Up

Brooklyn, Illinois

Saturday night

I went to bottoms up Saturday a little after midnight. As mentioned in my Roxx review, I noticed the police pulling people over on St. Clair Ave during my last trip to the area,…

Roxxx

Brooklyn, Illinois

Friday night

It had been a few months since I had been to Stl so I decided to take advantage of the long weekend and make the trip. I stopped by Roxxx this past Friday night.…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Slow, rainy afternoon

I arrived in the rain about 3 pm on a Tuesday afternoon. The club is easy to find and has a big lot. It had a sign about Valet, but there was no…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Great time, great dances.

So I don't usually go to totally nude strip clubs and I haven't been to Palomino in years. A friend suggested it so I went along. I have to say, the beer was…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Great time, but beware of the wallflowers!

I’ve never been to Sahara. I had a chunk of time to kill and some extra cash to waste. Came in on a Monday around 3pm. $15 cover and $10 drink requirement. No problem. The…

Pearls Cabaret

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

The worst of Myrtle Beach by far IMO

I was really looking forward to my visit to Pearls. I was thinking Follies. Nope, not at all. It is easy to find, but very hard to park. It is right on a…

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Dancer Blur ?

As I've often posted; I'm a variety-PL and during a visit I prefer to be w/ as many different-dancers as I can and that are my type - I also don't like repeating w/ the same dancer(s) on subsequent-visits even…

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Re-reading my own Reviews

I like to occasionally go thru my own Reviews and re-read them. Two reasons. 1) I read them and re-live the visit. Remembering a great VIP visit or a beautiful dancer. But also…

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, Florida

Here or OZ?

I have a couple nights in Tampa, looking to spend <$500. I'm torn between here and OZ. What do you guys think? I'm mostly looking for hot women and personal interaction, extras are a maybe. OZ seems like a big…

Tijuana

First trip - end of November

I'm looking to take my first trip to Tijuana/HK. I very much appreciate all the reviews and information about TJ/HK on here. Thanks to all of the regulars and newer posters! My schedule is pretty flexible (plan to go…

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, Florida

Bored on a Monday night

Pulled up on a Monday night around 8 pm. No cover, but require a 2 drink minimum. The cheapest drink is $6 (water or beer). After getting my ID checked, walked in and saw the…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

A Nice Way To Spend Some Time

The Place - Although it’s on a busy main drag, I almost drove right past it because it looks any of the other storefronts in the area. Not the fanciest neighborhood in the world, but…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

Wife's First LD

My wife and I went together a few weeks ago on a Monday night at 10pm looking for her first LD. We took a Uber from the Times Square Sapphire (which was dead) over…

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OT: Yellowstone: The Duttons are villains. Change my mind

I never heard of the Yellowstone TV series before a year ago. Even then I thought it was on Paramount+ streaming only. Neertheless, I watched all the rebroadcasts and got hooked. Now I hate it. Kayce and…

Politics

Truth is so obscure in these times, and falsehood so established, that, unless w

Title couldn’t say it all. “Truth is so obscure in these times, and falsehood so established, that, unless we love the truth, we cannot know it” ~ Blaise Pascal ~ mathematician, physicist, inventor, philosopher ~ Born: June 19, 1623, Clermont-Ferrand, France ~ Died: August 19, 1662,…

Politics

Russia has crossed a line, fired missiles into Poland a NATO ally.

I wonder what the response is going to be by NATO, now that two Russian missiles not only struck inside the Polish border, but killed two Polish citizens. If Nato doesn't respond forcefully the Russians will consider us weak, I…

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Portland Director of Violence Prevention Resigned!

https://www.oregonlive.com/crime/2022/11/portlands-director-of-violence-prevention-resigns-amid-pressure.html Who comes up with these job titles? I thought this would be appropriate because clearly this is a politics and ethics discussion forum.

The Lucky Lady Lounge

Evansville, Indiana

Pretty girls and cheap beer with good stage show

I spent the night in Evansville on Saturday Oct. 29th and spent about 2hrs at the lucky lady lounge from 11pm to 1am. It was surprisingly a good time. Cover on…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Quiet Tuesday afternoon

This is probably the most popular strip club near the Toronto airport. There’s usually 15 or so dancers in the afternoon, and many many more at night. All different types, but leaning to younger and…

Mustangs Gentleman's Club

Hyattsville, Maryland

Three-sided Room

So, I visited what I think used to be Mustang’s. The Mustang’s sign is gone. There has been a remodel. The nastiest strip club bathroom that I have ever experienced is gone.…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

It's something.. for the area.

I've been miami and vegas clubs and a couple random small town clubs. Watch out for when the waitress starts putting in orders for double-shots without asking you. No bottom shelf. Shots will be at…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Disappointed

Checked this place out in the afternoon. First, the place is huge. The interior is dated and some of the chairs need to be replaced. Don’t go to the club for the quality of the…

Perfect 10 Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Relaxed vibes for a slow afternoon

Visited on a Wednesday around 3pm and paid a $6cover. It was slow maybe five girls were working and about the same amount of customers. There were a few caucasion dancers who had a few…

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Suggestion to founder to improve the site content for Club Info

Please suggest to founder to improve the site content for club info: this will eliminate tedious time to go through reviews to find general info Some additional info can be captured at club level: IDs scanned: Yes/No. Cameras in Lap dance…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

2 Big Mistakes!!

Posting my monthly visit to PP. I used to go to Oasis Goodtime, but as this group knows OGE is closed. I try to go to PP (and Atlanta in general) once a…

The Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Not the same as the Before Times

Prior to the "the end of days" I visited here quite often due to location near where I live, some good talent, and good mileage on occasion. My first visit since the pandemic, and…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Monday Night

Visited on a Monday. Ample free parking in a fenced in lot is nice and the cover at the door as $10. They have specials throughout the week, so I'd say to check out there website…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

and you thought the cubans were bad - avoid Romania at all cost!

stealing the club profile stuff from ONE123456 (cut and paste) No cover for a daytime visit and No ID scan. I entered around 12 and the parking lot was 1/3 full. I Got 2 drinks for…

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Strip Clubs with Social Media

I don't know if I have been out of the loop but I've seen that many clubs are now advertising their merchandise online. The SR in California has previews. Some of Rick's clubs have content on Twitter and Instagram. You've…

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Every strip club is turning into a night club and you'll pay with Bitcoin

Check this out, https://twitter.com/RicksCEO/status/1582487414819344384?s=20&t=AURynx8fNMReDmnZ2GiZGw The CEO of Ricks wants to turn every strip club into a night club. And you'll pay with freaking Bitcoin. https://twitter.com/TipNStrip Personally, I think this a dumb but it makes sense. Maybe I am just old and out of

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Hot girls, steep prices

Went to Flight Club on a Friday afternoon around 1:30. Came over after a trip to Silver Cricket where none of the girls caught my eye. When I first walked into the place, I wondered…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Do You Smell That?!!

Against our better judgment we hit Deja Vu after a disappointing trip to another Lake City club Pandora’s. We should have cut our losses and called it a night. DVLC is a couple miles north…

Blue Moon Cabaret

New Paltz, New York

A midweek visit

Went there a few weeks back on a Wednesday afternoon/early evening about 6 or 7pm. The parking lot is well lit enough, had a few other cars in it when i arrived. Upon entery you…

Thee Original DollHouse

Orlando, Florida

Good, not Great

This is a composite of 2 visits I believe the layout has been described before, but in short there is a long bar to your left as you enter. Long stage runs same direction as the bar,…

Hollywood Cabaret

Southington, Connecticut

Decent club but lacking on a Sunday afternoon

Decided to stop in on a Sunday afternoon to take a break from doing some errands. $5 cover fee and an ID scan. Upon entering I noticed three dancers, two sitting at the bar and…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Tame Sunday PM. Maverick was Top Gun

We got into town early this week. So we decided to check out the weekend night crew. We left very disappointed. Arrived just before 6:00 to see Anya wrapping up with a regular. Other than…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Club has changed in some ways

This is my third year of visting Baby Dolls, and I always come in early November and I only went on Friday and Saturday nights so that eliminates certain review biases like reviewing a club…

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, New Jersey

Same old. No surprises. Nothing to get too excited about.

I went back here for the first time since the pandemic. Not much has changed really, except everything felt just a little shittier. But there's still no cover, so whatever. There were about 7 or 8…

Whispers

Basehor, Kansas

Friday Night Fun

Overall, I had a great time. Went on a Friday night, and paid my $10 cover. Sat near the stage and tipped the long legged dancer a few ones before grabbing a seat. Not super…

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Mr 500

TUSCL's ironman @Muddy is the first TUSCLer to surpass the 500 published-reviews mark! Congrats.

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Scarlett’s: always a safe choice

Stopped in Scarlett’s before 8pm on a recent Friday and entered without any cover. Parking lot is better lit than almost any you will find. Club is very clean, with a large spacious modern bar.…

Desire

Portland, Oregon

I Need To Stop By This Club More Often

After a disappointing stop at Club Tease, I made the short drive to Desire, which is not normally on my club radar. This club, like Club Tease, could use a little help on the…

Club Tease

Portland, Oregon

Disappointing Stop

Wanting to hit a club or two last Tuesday, I checked out Club Tease’s Instagram pre-open dancer list and saw my favorite dancer listed. I usually get a text from her letting me know her…

Million Dollar

Brampton, Ontario

GTA Stop #6

Mississauga, ON. Friday night. Right by the airport. Parking on the side. Walk in, no cover, no nothing. Bar on the right, one main stage in the middle, one dancer up at a time. Lap…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Worth my time, but only for 1 girl.

This was my second visit to this club. It's small i side a strip mall really dark only one stage. I had a get in free coupon from there website still had to buy a…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Synn on a Thursday afternoon

I used to go to Synn (coi) all the time when I was single and haven’t really gone much in the past 5 years. I just went on a Thursday afternoon around 3pm. As…

Airport Strip

Brampton, Ontario

GTA Stop #7

Mississauga, ON. Friday night after midnight. Final stop of the night. The last review of this place is almost as far back as my account on tuscl back in 2017 so lets get a much…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

GTA Stop #4

Mississauga, ON. Friday night. Coporate office park area. Parking in the back lot was pretty full. Walk in, didn't see anybody at the front at all. Place was packed though hard to find a seat.…

Diamonds Cabaret

Mississauga, Ontario

GTA Stop #2

Mississauga, ON. Friday night. Just came from Pure Gold. Commerical strip, plenty of parking. Walk in, guy in front, cover is $5. Walk in, black girl at front with a buck of ice with drinks…

Politics

Goldman Sachs Expects “Significant” Decline in US Inflation!

https://www.reuters.com/markets/us/goldman-sachs-expects-significant-decline-us-inflation-2023-2022-11-14/ Nov 14 (Reuters) - Goldman Sachs said it expects a "significant" decline in U.S. inflation next year due to easing in supply chain constraints, a peak in shelter inflation and slower wage growth. The U.S. lender on Sunday forecast core personal…

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Does TUSCL need an additional photo forum

The current photo forum appears to be restricted to photos posted by dancers. Some of the photos are enticing and provide good "advertising" for the stripper. That is fine but I also enjoy the photos posted by mongers,…

Victoria's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Review of three visits

This is a review comprising my last three visits to this club, all in the last two months, the first two on Sundays and the third on a Saturday. A quick rundown of the club.…

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

GTA Stop #5

Mississauga, ON. Friday night. Commerical area, parking all around the club. Walk in, no cover, nobody at the front. Bathrooms right to the right. Layout similar to that of New Locomotion. Stage mirrored by elevated…

Pure Gold

Oakville, Ontario

GTA Stop #1

Mississuaga, ON. Friday night on a Toronto area strip club run. I'll call it a Greater Toronto Area run because how the fuck does anyone spell Mississuaga. Any way, commercial area, parking in front and…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Sunday Evening after a few visits

The place opens up at 4PM daily. I've visited a few times, this visit seemed as normal as the others. I arrived at 4:30 on a Sunday. The club was already well populated with about…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

GTA Stop #3

Mississauga, ON. Friday night just came from Diamond. Parking lot was pretty full but got a spot. Commercial area. Walk in, no cover, no nothing just black bouncer greets me with a fist pump. Walk…

VIP Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

Better than Before

I visited this place on a Friday night for the first time since the Before Times, and I kind of liked what has changed. For one thing, there was a lot of talent on…

Bottom's Up Club

New Smyrna Beach, Florida

When My Favorite Candy is Here, I'm Happy

Was up in northern Florida so decided to stop by Bottoms Up in hopes that more than just a couple of dancers would be there. Tonight, it turned out that 3 dancers would be…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

Typical Porthole Night

The Porthole Pub is a unique dive bar kind of place in northern Broward. Most dancers run in the 4-6 range at this place. However, that doesn’t mean you can’t find an occasional cute…

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Daughters take note. !00 yo celebrated birthday at strip club.

Story and photos: https://www.tmz.com/2022/11/14/100-year-old-man-celebrates-birthday-strip-club-dallas/

Xplicit Showclub

Glendale, Arizona

Xplicit Showclub Couples Review

Went with the Fiance to check out our 1st strip club experience together. I have some experience with this club as I used to date a cocktail waitress/bar tender, and I've been a connoisseur…

Paradise City Gentlemen's Club

Mathias, West Virginia

One of the better whole in the wall strip clubs in WV best bang for buck!!

Paradise City is off a long back country road at the boarder of VA and WV 30 minutes from RT 81 about 45 minutes from James Madison University. No Cell phones allowed, no smoking,…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Wednesday Night Shift Change - decent but better during day

HP is in a decent area of paterson and has a large parking lot which does tend to get quite full at busy times. I have always managed to find parking and never had…

Playground Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Great place...sometimes

I usually go here early on in the week, but a friend told me about a hot new dancer there named Angel, so I came in on a Friday. Great thing about this place is…

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Fake profiles?

We have PLs here, who come to get information about clubs and discuss things. We have dancers who seek to promote themselves and by extension their club. They want PLs to come see them at their club. So why would a…

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WHO IS HIGH AF CHECK IN OFFICIAL THREAD

Lulz Weed only

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Can club scan your id without telling you and risks of club having your info?

Recently I visited a club, security guy ‘can I see your I’d?’. Once he gets my ID, immediately he scans it with a hand held very tiny scanner. I was not even asked for permission to scan my id?…

How to get a Dominatrix in the strip club.

Pay a dancer a nominal amount to sit and talk for a few minutes. Most will ask why are here or ask for a dance.. Be honest and say I’m interested in a VIP but I want to give you a message and lick and play with your feet. now you’re either going to get a yes, no or maybe. Yes, then off you go. No, then off she goes. Maybe then you start negotiations. I personally don’t give extra for exercising my foot fetish demons. I do make it clear that you will have the opportunity to become my Dominatrix after this and then you will get certain privileges. My number one gets a guaranteed VIP when…

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Note to Strippers: When you place a blanket over my lap, you dehumanize me

Before a lap dance. As if I'm somebody that can just be swept under a rug. As if I'm just a doormat...worse, even under the doormat to be walked all over and abused. As if I'm too gross and disgusting…

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QUENTIN TARANTINO FILMS - since we are talking about film...

What do you think are his best? Do you think he's overrated? Underrated? What do you think of his films? What do you think of his style as a director (and screenwriter)? Critically, I'll say Pulp Fiction was his best. Inglourious…

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Dinner with a stripper

I've had several offers over the years from regulars to meet me for dinner in a restaurant. I feel like they do this as a reward for me coming in and buying lap dances from them rather than them just…

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Thank you for your service

When I say "thank you" to someone it's because they did something that improved my life. Hold the door for me, fill my coffee cup, hand me my money at the bank, and I'll say thank you. If…