Hot and Sweaty .... not in a good way

I decided to venture to the playboy club based on a couple friends recommendations from when this place was Paradise back in the day. I pulled up and the parking lot is not big and faces IH35 north of downtown San Antonio. Its well lit and i felt safe leaving my car. Building looks like it would be pretty small from the outside. I walked up and paid my $30 entry to the girl up front. She barely even looked at me or said anything .... Should have taken that as a bad sign. The entry fee didnt shock me since it was a BYOB club. I hadnt intended on drinking so I expected a steep cover.

I walked in and the club is way bigger than it looked from the outside. There is a large center stage and one small satellite stage as well. There were tables and chairs sporadically through out the building. They were in rough shape. There was only a few people in the club, maybe two groups of 3 customers. The first thing I noticed about the place was how hot it was. The AC apparently had been broken for a while. It smelled like a bad combination of BO, $2 Walmart perfume and desperation. I sat down and looked around for a waitress to get a water or red bull. There was no waitress and no bartender. Anther strike against this place. I got to the club right at 830

There were 3 girls working at the time. One was a over weight white girl who looked like mid 40s wearing a white nighty. Rock solid 3. Anther was a mixed race girl also in her 40s. She has a little better body wearing a red bathing suit but I could smell her from across the room. Looks wise she was a 4 but the smell made her a 1. I had an over weight Mexican girl come sit next to me without my invitation. Not voluptuous, not curvy, not thicc. She was about as round as she was tall but she had a nice personality so I will give her a 3. She gave me the run down that I was there to early and the club picks up after midnight since its open 24 hours. Normally there is a waitress or bartender but they didnt have anyone right now. Also it was $60 to get into a VIP that was all just chairs in an open area. No lap dances happened in the regular seating area. (So you are out $90 just to get a dance). The lapdance room looked like 0% privacy from what I could tell. I probably would have gotten a dance from her out of boredom if not for the costs to just get back there. Costs for the girl was standard $20. We hung out for a bit and chatted then I decided to cut my losses and take off. The doorman at the front tried to tell me more girls were on the way as one of the dancers was walking in while I was leaving. This dancer was a smaller Latina spinner but looked like meth was her pregame of choice.