Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S Seattle, WA 98108

Good times despite a rookie move

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Mar 6, 2023, 11:46 PM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

Prepped by tuscl and a previous short experience here, I have a decent idea of how this club is. First off, thanks to everyone for stating how dark this place is. Coming in during the day with the sun shining, I could barely see a thing for a bit. Walk in and give the cover ($15) to the short guy in a suit. He undoes the rope barrier and let's me in, where I take a seat and get myself a soda since it comes with the entry. I came in around noon, had time after checkout of my hotel and before my flight, so girls were still streaming in. The club is fairly linear, with a wall of booths in front facing the stage to the left. A good couple rows of tables and seats between the booths and stage, and more booth seating against the wall to the left of the stage. Other smaller stages were to the right of the main stage, but werent technically in use. However, some girls used it as a warmup or just stayed on there because they were bored.

In terms of the talent, maybe 6 girls when I got in, around 15 when I left. However, half of them seemed more interested in talking to each other or eating from the place next door than talk to guys. Maybe it's because I denied a few of dances, but I prefer to see all the girls dance on stage first before I go to LDA. A good variety of them and sorry that I don't remember names but the smaller African girl in a robe and no shoes was definitely the most pushy. After I got my bearings of who was there and ready to play ball, I started taking a bunch to the LDA which is further into the club. From the entrance, the back right corner has individual "booths" which is used for a majority of the private dances. To the left is the "private" area that consists of hallway with rooms containing a couch and chair, with a sheet acting as a barrier to the outside world. Overall, I had the most fun with a taller white brunette with large tits and an amazing smile, a smaller time. milf with tiny tits but a very sensual personality. Almost all the dancers had otc stick shifting, these two had the attitude i loved in a dance. Unfortunately though, I ended my night with a Latina with the biggest ass in the club.

We get to the booths and negotiate some oral fun, 200 in the booths. Seems like a good way to end things. However, she picks the literal closest booth to the security guy of the LDA. I thought maybe she had a deal with the guy, but the whole time she stops every 10 seconds looking over my shoulder saying how she's nervous about getting caught. Damn, well then she whispers $400 for everything in the back. I initially say no because I already dropped 200, but she said she would take it off the upgrade so it's only 200 more to go back there, and our 15 minutes resets. Sounds too good to be true but I've been grinded on for an hour now and I'm ready to bust so I cave. We get to the back and the bait and switch begins. I gotta bust first before I can smash. What? Yeah, she's worried I'll finish fast so I gotta get rid of what's inside before we can start. I'm a one pop kind of guy so that's a no go, and things just fall apart from there. Learn from my mistakes gentlemen. If it's too good to be true, it probably is.

Aside from the 400 lost at the end, I had a great time. Girls of all shapes, sizes, and stereotypes. All dances were at least decent quality with the standard package of 3/100. No alcohol sucks but it is what it is.

On a positive note, I did drop my keys between the booths in the back. The management was actually very helpful going back there with me after my dances and moving things around to help me get them. I also had to leave partway through my time and returned later, and management allowed me to reenter without paying the entry again.

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