Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S Seattle, WA 98108

First visit set a high bar

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zzdot
Mar 8, 2023, 2:02 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

My first time at Kittens. Thursday is Blues night at the bar next door, and it's a treat for the senses to go between the two locations. The gray-haireds who show up to jam are super talented , the cold beer tickles your taste buds, and when you are ready to touch some beautiful young bodies Kittens is right next door.

Paid my fee and entered. As you walk in, the main stage is on your left, a secondary stage was in use toward the back, and the LDA is to the right. 15+ girls working, 5 - 10 PLs at a time. Area was a little bigger than Pandoras or Kittens.

As soon as the waitress dropped off my Sprite, K, an attractive, thicker Black dancer was ready to pounce. The hustle was real, and I didn't super appreciate the guilt as I extricated myself and explained I wanted to watch the show for a bit before getting dances. "It's not that kind of place, honey," she told me. Really? Her prices were also the highest quoted to me all night, so word to the wise for any newbies, don't be afraid the say no, even if she put your hands on her boobs.

Watched a few sets... there was an inverse relationship between how much i WANTED a girl to approach and the likelihood that they actually would. Several of the more haggard ladies stopped by with quite explicit promises, while the best looking dancers (exotic 10/10 with long black hair, athletic-looking college girl) sat by themselves with their phones after dancing. Waiting for regulars or waiting for us PLs to approach? I'm not sure.

I had a genuinely cute/funny interaction with a mid-20s girl next door type, O.kit. she told me she usually works at pandoras. Her prices were standard (1x40, 3x100) and we went back to try one out and go from there.

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