Playhouse... its been a long adventure

Playhouse Lounge - the “playground” of central Jersey. Although it has been covered in virtually every post before, Playhouse is a pink building on the southbound side of NJ130, approximately 4 miles below route 95. Can’t miss it. Plenty of parking, discreet parking away from the highway towards the back. Text 609-387-7387 daily for line-ups, they no longer maintain that information on the website.

I’ve been a loyal and regular customer of Playhouse since early 2008 - a long time. I have kept an encrypted password-protected spreadsheet of my visits. I include the date, dancer, number of dances, what services were provided, and a rating of A+ to F. That sheet has kept me from making the same mistake twice, there are a number of girls that I have given low grades (e.g.Kayla, Kiera, and Sasha), and I won't try them again. They are either underperformers or tip greedy.

Over the 14-plus years, I have made over 200 visits to Playhouse. Back in the day when the doors were full length before they were sawed off, the place was packed at night and filled with smoke. These days I m more of an afternoon guy. Some of my favorites during those years were Paris, Brunella, Stephani, and even Rachael. Then, around 2015, they all disappeared and a new flock came in: Melissa, Crystal, Talita (and her sisters), Rosa, Samantha, and Jill(ian). They too went away (Samantha crossed the river to Club Risque in Burlington).