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Do Women Really Hate Geeks?

In my experience geekiness does hurt your chance with certain women. Namely the ones who don't have much going for them other than their looks and who, although above average looking, aren't the hottest ones anyway. The 7 and 8s…

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Farts!

They say every healthy person rips one 13 times a day on average. Have you ever been aware of a stripper farting? Have you ever cut one during a dance?

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Do you try DEEP FRENCH KISSING with a stripper to find out if she REALLY LIKES

Do you try DEEP FRENCH KISSING with a stripper if you want to know if she REALLY LIKES YOU? Do you LOOK FOR A GIRLFRIEND in a strip club?

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A message for "WHITE KNIGHTS" who try to "rescue" strippers from SELLING SEXUAL

Here is a message for those men who go to strip clubs to try to "rescue" strippers who CLAIM that they do not like SELLING SEXUAL FAVORS and stripping - Does it ever occur to you that a stripper who…

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How often do you get dances for FIVE DOLLARS and WHERE?

How often do you get dances for FIVE DOLLARS? Where do you get those dances? Do you ASK for AFFECTION?

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High Mileage Cuddling

The only real ATF I ever had gave only average lap dances. The best mileage I got with her was always the cuddling and two-way caressing we did before, between and after her dances. For example (and a fairly…

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Club-safe kinks, turn-ons and fetishes?

Mine are pretty mild: I like girls who wear their hair up. I like her to keep her top on for the first couple minutes so I can feel her tits through the fabric. I like plaid schoolgirl skirts. I…

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Strip Club Billboards: Ever follow up on one?

It seems like every time I see a billboard it's for a club I know sucks. With the net and TUSCL, they don't serve much purpose for all-knowing vets like us nowadays. I suppose there was a time you might…

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Yay or Nay: Clubs that have porn videos running on TVs all around the room?

I only recall seeing this at one place, in Washington Park, Illinois. It seems pretty boring when there's real live girls you can touch getting naked in front of your face. Comments on their review page make it sound degrading,…

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"Thou shalt not do blind laps"

So sayeth Z Bone. I sayeth not. Sure, if I see a girl's laps in advance, I'll take note, but it can almost be like a movie trailer that gives away too much of the plot. Do you spy before…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Visited here two different times on...

Visited here two different times on a recent trip to South Florida and I have to say, all the stories are true. Couple pieces of advice: I'd reccomend, if possible, going during the day shift.…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

While this is essentially a...

While this is essentially a neighborhood bar with dancing girls, they are beautiful and friendly girls. The barmaids are equally great. I can understand how someone walking in for the first time might…

Lumberyard

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Let me be the fist to...

Let me be the fist to report on the new joint in Cedar Rapids. Evidently it has only been open for a couple of weeks. I liked it. 15,000 square feet on…

Excalibur Club

Morgantown, West Virginia

Revisited this club on a Sat....

Revisited this club on a Sat. nite, like the relaxed no hustle atmoshere. Easily the top 2 attractions that evening were Dixie Ice and Trixie. Ice is a petite girl next door type with a…

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World events, business, etc.

AN: I wrote a paper on pharmaceutical pricing and gave a presentation the subject. I wanted to agree with FONDL on the topic of R&D, but also understand how Americans pay more than those living in other countries. Thank…

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World events, business, etc.

AN: I wrote a paper on pharmaceutical pricing and gave a presentation the subject. I wanted to agree with FONDL on the topic of R&D, but also understand how Americans pay more than those living in other countries. Thank…

Wild Orchid Gentlemens Club

Reno, Nevada

I was there about a month...

I was there about a month ago on a Monday night. The following are my observations: Expensive cover charge Clean large dancing area. Girls were 6-8 Beers were expensive. OK so why such a low rating? the first hour or…

Camelot West

Lexington, Kentucky

Thursday night 8pm and finding a...

Thursday night 8pm and finding a seat was no problem if u know what I mean.....we saw 7 or 8 dancers, none we would give higher than a 6 on the looks scale, but a…

Karma

Hardeeville, South Carolina

A group went here a few...

A group went here a few weeks ago on a Thursday night. In the past it had been a pretty good club to go to. The best looking girl was the girl taking…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Keep in mind this is a...

Keep in mind this is a 9 for central KY ok ? With that said, Cowboys continues to be the best value around these parts with 3 active stages, 12-15 girls, $5 table dances,…

VIP Club

Mineral Wells, West Virginia

stopped in the vip club 2/4/06...

stopped in the vip club 2/4/06 for a cold one on my way south. although this club is small,i really like it. since my last visit things have really changed. there is new people working…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

For topless bars in Vegas that...

For topless bars in Vegas that serve alcohol, I'd put Sapphire, Cheetah's and Crazy Horse at the top. I'd rate Olympic Gardens just behind those three, followed by Spearmint Rhino. The "OG" is…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

This club rocks!! Chicks are 90%...

This club rocks!! Chicks are 90% HOT 5% Not and 5% too old to dance any longer. Women I recommend, check out Angel, she is a hot spinner type blond with a great body and…

The Palace Gentlemen's Club

San Antonio, Texas

As a resident of San Antonio,...

As a resident of San Antonio, the Palace is my favorite gentlemen's club. It is the perfect mix of upscale and raunchy. The girls are all very good looking, and they have a…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Went here two nights last week,...

Went here two nights last week, Wed & Thurs, and enjoyed myself both nights. On Wednesday night, I was privileged to share time with Gigi. In one word, WOW. This Hungarian honey…

Stars Cabaret

Beaverton, Oregon

The more clubs I visit around...

The more clubs I visit around the US the more I still like Stars, the closest club to my own home. Although my last review of Stars wasn't so favorable (they had a rough…

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Let's Try Again: Why do you Really Go to Strip Clubs Regularly?

Ok, so driver fessed up to going to strip clubs b/c he had problems dealing with the death of his wife. JC fessed up on SW that he did so as an escape from his problem finding dates with regular…

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Stillers

All is right with the universe. The Steelers are Superbowl champs again. It removes the "yeah but" from Cowher's resume (14 years as head coach, 11 winning seasons, 10 playoff appearances, 8 division titles, 6 appearances in the…

Exotica

Portland, Oregon

Stopped by here while I was...

Stopped by here while I was in the area around 6pm monday. No cover before 7pm, and a coke was only $3. Two girls dancing 2 song sets. They were only getting naked if someone…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Stopped here after coming from Ybor...

Stopped here after coming from Ybor Strip (kind of dissappointed, only 4 girls working day shift and not very good selection). First time here in years. $15 cover and nice layout, no smoking. Saw a…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

Went to Miss Kitty's on Monday...

Went to Miss Kitty's on Monday 2/6/05 from 8:30-9:30 pm. There were only 5 dancers working this Monday night, and none I would rate above a 5. Miss Kitty's dancer quality has really…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

When I first read the reviews...

When I first read the reviews for this club, I was somewhat skeptical. Turns out they are right on! My friend and I were in Phoenix for the FBR Open and decided to…

Union Jacks

Portland, Oregon

This is my favorite club in...

This is my favorite club in Portland. The girls are alternative style, so make sure thats your thing before going there. Some girls do not get completely naked because the club does not…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

The Brass is by far the...

The Brass is by far the best club in Indy! Jerry has done a great job since buying the bar. It is very laid back and I love the new back bar. Lots of sexy…

Déjà Vu Tampa

Tampa, Florida

If you like women with big...

If you like women with big asses, then this is your place. I went there on a Thursday night, and I was not impressed. The dancer on stage was very overweight, had a…

Mitzi's Lounge

Hagerstown, Maryland

This is the best and worst...

This is the best and worst club in the area. The only club in the area. $10 cover BYOB club. went there on a weekend night and 8 customers and 3…

Cheeks Tavern

Eastampton, New Jersey

Mileage off the charts! The dance...

Mileage off the charts! The dance "tents" are totally private, and it's a good thing. These girls are here to please. If you're looking for action, this is the place. Downside: The place, although it's…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

I still believe that, given the...

I still believe that, given the limited action available in DC, this is the best bang for your buck. Many of the girls are quite friendly, and enjoy putting on a show. In…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Got to visit Ybor several times...

Got to visit Ybor several times Since late Nov. the last time being last weekend. Overall the quality of girls through the end of the year was promising, I thought the quality had dropped…

Epic Exotic Nightlife

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

One of the higher class clubs...

One of the higher class clubs in Winston. Wed-Sat they open during the day, which is good for thoes who want to stop by on their lunch break and partake in the lunch buffet they…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Very good club that is easy...

Very good club that is easy to find. It is right down the road several miles from the Hard Rock casino. Went there on a weeknight . They have a large…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

I was there during a week...

I was there during a week after new year. Met a girl that works on monday, tuesday and wednesday. Since I was there quite early, the place was slow. I forgot her name, but she…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Was there on Saturday night after...

Was there on Saturday night after all the clubs in town was closed. The place was packed. Quality of the girls were so so, with at least on good looking lady -- she call herself…

Candy, A Gentlemen's Club

Daytona Beach, Florida

I tried here after checking out...

I tried here after checking out Lollipops. Although many of the DB clubs have signs outside saying full nude this one didn’t. I just tried it because it was really close to the…

Lollipops Gentlemen's Club

Daytona Beach, Florida

They said on the news that...

They said on the news that Lollipops won a $1.2 million case against the city and that the anti-nudity laws got thrown out in Daytona so many of the topless/full bar clubs were going full…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Once again I stopped in to...

Once again I stopped in to visit my favorite club on my way home after spending a few days in Connecticut. I arrived about 2 o'clock or so on Saturday afternoon, and a few…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

This is for the daytime shift....

This is for the daytime shift. I'm told the nighttime shift is pretty good too, but I haven't experienced them. This has become my favorite club of all time. There are things wrong with…

Louie's Lounge

Bellwood, Illinois

It's a seedy little bar ...

It's a seedy little bar in an industrial area next to a trailer park. Picture 2 TV's and 2 Pool Tables and a Juke Box where they ask the patrons to pay to play.…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

I was here on Sunday night....

I was here on Sunday night. It was busier than I expected it. The club has an interesting layout. The entrance is on the bottom floor with the men’s room and two small adult shops.…

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"DAVIDS PAYS FOR EXTRAS"- READ ALL ABOUT IT!

Headline: DAVIDS PAYS FOR EXTRAS...read all about it! LMAO. I was just about to call it a night when I clicked on davids name and actually read some of his reviews. It appears that our agitator is guilty of that which…

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How Long Till The US Runs from Iraq?

Hmmm... let's look at the US military's record since WWII: Korea: stalemate in what should have been a cake walk Vietnam: lost what should have been a cake walk Lebanon: Ran like pussies after a little fire cracker pop Grenada: Victory over a tiny…

Jaguars Gold Club

Longview, Texas

I conducted my annual tour of...

I conducted my annual tour of the DFW area for Gentleman Entertainment. Reviewed the following clubs: Baby Dolls (Dallas & Ft. Worth), Men’s Club, Silver City, Penthouse Club, Million Dollar Saloon, New Orleans…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

I probably should have made this...

I probably should have made this a 4, but a poor choice in selection for a private dance isn't the club's fault. I stopped by one weekday evening about a month ago to kill…

Men's Club Of Dallas

Dallas, Texas

I conducted my annual tour of...

I conducted my annual tour of the DFW area for Gentleman Entertainment. Reviewed the following clubs: Baby Dolls (Dallas & Ft. Worth), Men’s Club, Silver City, Penthouse Club, Million Dollar Saloon, New Orleans…

Rick's Cabaret Fort Worth

Fort Worth, Texas

I conducted my annual tour of...

I conducted my annual tour of the DFW area for Gentleman Entertainment. Reviewed the following clubs: Baby Dolls (Dallas & Ft. Worth), Men’s Club, Silver City, Penthouse Club, Million Dollar Saloon, New Orleans…

Roxy's Showgirls

Fort Worth, Texas

I conducted my annual tour of...

I conducted my annual tour of the DFW area for Gentleman Entertainment. Reviewed the following clubs: Baby Dolls (Dallas & Ft. Worth), Men’s Club, Silver City, Penthouse Club, Million Dollar Saloon, New Orleans…

Baby Dolls Fort Worth

Euless, Texas

I conducted my annual tour of...

I conducted my annual tour of the DFW area for Gentleman Entertainment. Reviewed the following clubs: Baby Dolls (Dallas & Ft. Worth), Men’s Club, Silver City, Penthouse Club, Million Dollar Saloon, New Orleans…

Silver City Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

I conducted my annual tour of...

I conducted my annual tour of the DFW area for Gentleman Entertainment. Reviewed the following clubs: Baby Dolls (Dallas & Ft. Worth), Men’s Club, Silver City, Penthouse Club, Million Dollar Saloon, New Orleans…

Million Dollar Saloon

Dallas, Texas

I conducted my annual tour of...

I conducted my annual tour of the DFW area for Gentleman Entertainment. Reviewed the following clubs: Baby Dolls (Dallas & Ft. Worth), Men’s Club, Silver City, Penthouse Club, Million Dollar Saloon, New Orleans…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

This must be my favorite club...

This must be my favorite club because I keep coming back. Great looking girls, great services, and it's actually clean. I'm a big fan. This visit was no different than my last…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

A friend and I were in...

A friend and I were in town for the Phoenix Open, and made our usual trips to the local clubs. We picked this place because it was the highest rated on TUSCL. On…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

I conducted my annual tour of...

I conducted my annual tour of the DFW area for Gentleman Entertainment. Reviewed the following clubs: Baby Dolls (Dallas & Ft. Worth), Men’s Club, Silver City, Penthouse Club, Million Dollar Saloon, New Orleans…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I conducted my annual tour of...

I conducted my annual tour of the DFW area for Gentleman Entertainment. Reviewed the following clubs: Baby Dolls (Dallas & Ft. Worth), Men’s Club, Silver City, Penthouse Club, Million Dollar Saloon, New Orleans…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Was in Houston and spent last...

Was in Houston and spent last Thuursday night at Treasures. Lot's of very attractive women. I found the drinks to be expensive and some of the ladies were a little too pushy.…

Dangerous Curves

Ames, Iowa

This is pretty much an average...

This is pretty much an average club, hence the "5" rating. The friendliness and low cost are above average. The contact is about average. The energy level, so far as I can…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Another decent trip to Choice. ...

Another decent trip to Choice. Choice and Deju Vu seem to be the best nude joints in town. Visited on a weeknight and there was 10-15 girls working. Variety in looks and…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

I conducted my annual tour of...

I conducted my annual tour of the DFW area for Gentleman Entertainment. Reviewed the following clubs: Baby Dolls (Dallas & Ft. Worth), Men’s Club, Silver City, Penthouse Club, Million Dollar Saloon, New Orleans…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

This was my first time at...

This was my first time at the club. I was visiting from out of town. Went on Superbowl Sunday. Club got busy after the game. About 15 girls working that night.…

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Barmaids much more fun!!!

Well if you ever go to wiggles in merrit island, florida, Carlene will ride you like the wind! She is the wiggles good time girl...she's got back and attitude!

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The US's Military Track Record and SC Attitudes

The US sure doesn't have much of a military track record. They are known as a bunch of fraidy cats outside its borders. Everyone (especially the Vietnamesse and Al Qaeda) knows the nation doesn't have the balls for any kind…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went recently during a business trip....

Went recently during a business trip. Great space and location in city. Nice bar with many stages. Alot of dancers there. VIP areas seemed a bit pricey for the privacy and…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

An 8 you ask? If...

An 8 you ask? If you look in the dictionary for the word Dive there is a picture of Bandaids. I love it! As you walk in the bar is along one…

Sugar & Spice

Chattanooga, Tennessee

Bikini club with good mileage laps....

Bikini club with good mileage laps. 10$ cover includes first drink. Beer 4 dollars domestic bottles only. 4 to 6 girls 1 dance each then a 2 song break before starting the…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Place has gotten a lot busier...

Place has gotten a lot busier lately, parking can be a bit of a pain. The lighting is still too low, but the talent is still quote good. Frequent specials, 2-for-1s, free shirt/dvd…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Stopped by on a Saturday afternoon....

Stopped by on a Saturday afternoon. There was a rather enjoyable variety of women there. Dance pressure a little bit high but not oppressively so. Got one three-for-$60 dance special from Scarlett. A…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

No cover charge, no pressure from...

No cover charge, no pressure from the friendly staff, and cheap beer. But the dancer quality was not very high. The club is laid out in a triangle. You enter in the tip and face…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

Mount Carmel, Ohio

Bottom line: Above expectations, probably...

Bottom line: Above expectations, probably a legit "decent" for Cincinnati. Visited last Friday evening. Went in with low expectations given the fact that it's in one of the more conservative areas in all America.…

The White Horse Pub/Blush

Spitalfields, England

The White Horse is a real...

The White Horse is a real pub, just a block south of the Rainbow Sports Bar. Enter through the front door on Shoreditch High Street, the long bar is at right, seating to…

Club Imperium

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

I visited here on a Saturday...

I visited here on a Saturday night and had a pretty good time. I was a little taken aback by the $10 cover charge, but I was informed that this included a glass with…

Wild Mustang Gentlemen’s Club

Detroit, Michigan

Thinks have picked up this week...

Thinks have picked up this week at the Toy Chest. Had a chance to talk with Lynn and what a nice person. Had many dances from her. They have been offering a special Friday Night…

Tan Fannies

Panama City, Florida

This club is a dump. I...

This club is a dump. I went in anyway because the bartender was nice and the girl was ok. the only reason why i am giving it a 2 was that some drunk mexican shit…

The LumberYard

Des Moines, Iowa

Went here on a Wednesday night....

Went here on a Wednesday night. This place is very large with 3 stages that are tiered on 3 different levels. You can take a balcony seat and see all the action.…

Candy's

Guadalajara, Jalisco

I was there two weeks ago...

I was there two weeks ago as a part of my three week trip to Mexico. I was staying at a nice downtown US hotel chain and the bellboy helped me out with directions. I…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Stopped by Friday morning after Wing...

Stopped by Friday morning after Wing Bowl. The place was packed. Lot of beautiful girls dancing on stage. Problem was the best looking girls seemed to dissapear after they were done on stage. Got dances from 4…

Elan's of Connecticut

Danbury, Connecticut

I worked at this club in...

I worked at this club in august of 04 . I was told it was 80 % white collar and 10% blue. Well it was the opposite. The girls here range from 5-8s with mostly…

Browns

Spitalfields, England

Not much has changed from previous...

Not much has changed from previous reviews: girls are somewhat prettier than other locations, but this is primarily a good place for a few drinks. There is an emphasis on both purchasing from…

Jaguars Club Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

This club was rated Best in...

This club was rated Best in Phoenix 2005 by the local New Times paper. So, I had to check it out. It was New Years Eve and I had just finished work at…

Crazy Horse Rock Hill

Rock Hill, South Carolina

Previous reviews are still correct... ...

Previous reviews are still correct... I will restate the facts and then give my opinion. $15 Cover if you are not a member, $1 per beer for your byob (but the bartender cut me a…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This is the first time I...

This is the first time I have been to Cheerleaders in a year. The last time, I gave it a 9, this time I am going to downgrade to an 8 because I think that…

Darling Cabaret

Prague, Czechia

Big club with several bars on...

Big club with several bars on two levels. $20 cover and drinks at a bit above pub prices. Lots of girls - maybe 40 the night i was there. All sorts from…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

in adelitas bar..are a girl adriana,from...

in adelitas bar..are a girl adriana,from blazil.is verry pretty,,and nice,her sister is pretty,,but no nice like adriana,are sarah from blazil too,,but I no recomend her,,because she is big size,and the tits are down big,very jeallow…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I got off early and went...

I got off early and went to the playhouse at about 1 pm last week.Had 2 dances with maryanne the were just ok.Despite just 2 dances ,the visit cost over $100 due to the dollar…

Club Onyx Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Nice, comfortable club. Some of...

Nice, comfortable club. Some of the dancers are really hot, some really not. The girls are all types, tall, short, skinny, full-figured, big tits, small tits, big butts, little butts. The girls…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Stopped in on Wedneday. As always...

Stopped in on Wedneday. As always the talent was very good. Got a couple table dances for 10 bucks each. In open so not too much but some contact with a little bit…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Was real suprised given previous reviews.....went...

Was real suprised given previous reviews.....went last night, a Saturday night. Place was PACKED...get there before 10pm or you'll have a hard time finding a place to sit. Print off the coupons from their website…

Michelle's Beach House

Derby, Kansas

Made some more visits to Michelle’s...

Made some more visits to Michelle’s Beach House since my last review, including one this Super Bowl weekend Saturday 4th 2006. Entered the club before 7:00PM and stayed until 10:30PM. There were about 10 dancers when…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Stopped by on a Sun night...

Stopped by on a Sun night in late Jan. Have been coming to the Wheel for a long time. Never seen such a poor collection as that night. Both stages were in use and found…

Lipstick Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

This place would have a better...

This place would have a better rep if it were in a better part of town. Next to an adult sex store and on Harry Hines Blvd, it attracts a lower element. The…

Scarlett’s Rose

Round Rock, Texas

Went to the club a while...

Went to the club a while back on a Tuesday night I belive. Dances were only $10. The club seemed to have a very young crowd in both the dancers and customers.…

House Of Lancaster

Mississauga, Ontario

Went back to the club on...

Went back to the club on a Tuesday night to avoid the football. The dancers vary a lot in looks -mainly from 6s to 8s - but with a few 9s and 10s. It seems…

Gold Nugget Gentlemen's Club

Panama City, Florida

The club was packed when i...

The club was packed when i went in last night. $10 for the cover charge. They have taken the beads away from the door, the bouncer now walks the VIP room and shines a flashlight…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Visited during a weekday afternoon and...

Visited during a weekday afternoon and late night in January 2006, and the two things that got the 'thumbs up' from me were the stage show and the cheap lap dances: (1) The stage…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Blue collar, neighborhood bar - period....

Blue collar, neighborhood bar - period. Nothing fancy or pretentious about this place. I find it to be a good place to stop for a beer or two. There are some cute…

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SB Winner Bodes Well For????

Several wags in the past has noted that things bode well for the stock market when an old premerger NFL team(of which the Steelers are) wins the Super Bowl, and badly when a premerger former AFL team wins SB(ie-Patriots). This…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Friday, lunch time visit. Ten dancers...

Friday, lunch time visit. Ten dancers working all very attractive although more tatoos than I remember. Pretty crowded. Beers cost $7.70. Both levels were open. I recommend upstairs, when its open.

JP's

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

I dropped into JP's the other...

I dropped into JP's the other day - what a disappointment! Three girls were working: 2 white girls, and the third was a very bored, very lethargic, overweight black girl who looked like Whoopie…

Louie's Lounge

Bellwood, Illinois

I'm still just a daytime guy....

I'm still just a daytime guy. This is a good place to stop by and see someone nice for a few laughs. this is no big deal but then there is no pressure…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Decided to give the night shift...

Decided to give the night shift a try after a couple of years of day time visits. I went on three straight Sundays, early evenings. The parking lot is well lit and fenced…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

I agree with everyone about the...

I agree with everyone about the dancers, so let me tell you about the facility. Bourbon Street Circus is a fairly large club. It’s clean and pretty, but not opulent or pretentious like…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

First visit in about two months..place...

First visit in about two months..place looks cleaner. Told the club management is making an effort to improve image. One dancer told me management has now set time dancers can sit with a customer before…

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Do you READ stripper message boards and send strippers PRIVATE MESSAGES?

Do you READ stripper message boards to get some on-line AFFECTION?

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If a stripper REFUSES to see you OUTSIDE THE CLUB do you ASK WHY?

If a stripper who you ASK out on a DATE REFUSES to spend time with you OUTSIDE THE CLUB, do you ASK her WHY????

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Recent monger's trip to Houston allowed...

Recent monger's trip to Houston allowed me to find the pot of gold in the back zone at Treasure's on a Sunday afternoon. They build a little fort out of high-backed chairs, and it's a…

Club ONYX Houston

Houston, Texas

I managed to visit this place...

I managed to visit this place during a monger's trip to Houston. Didn't dislike it, and I think if I'd been there during prime time it might have been enjoyable. Lots of situations where one…

Amsterdam

Davenport, Iowa

Well a little more info on...

Well a little more info on this club. the owner does not know how to run this club and lets his girls do it. there is alot of illegal activity going on there. I know…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

Recent monger's trip to Houston enabled...

Recent monger's trip to Houston enabled me to visit Centerfolds at several intervals across the day and week. Didn't really see much that was better than what I'd experienced on my previous trip on a…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Currently the best club in town. Lots...

Currently the best club in town. Lots of variety of hot ladies. Most are friendly. They now charge you $5 to sit at the booth when it's packed. One thing they should stop doing is throw parties. Usually they have…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

Went to this place on a...

Went to this place on a Saturday afternoon, during a recent monger's trip to Houston. I was surprised to find out that basically there is no action until later in the evening. People had told…

The Vault Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

I very much enjoyed my...

I very much enjoyed my time here. Though it was hard to corral a girl and get her to pay attention to you, once you DID, and hinted that money might be spent, they…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Formerly the greatest show on earth,...

Formerly the greatest show on earth, as a previous reviewer says. I like the set-up of this place, it could really be great. It's an "adult mall metro-plex," complete with lingerie and vibrator store, conference…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Oh no!! 3-foot rule!! This one...

Oh no!! 3-foot rule!! This one took me by surprise. Hadn't been in a while and thought I would have heard about it via the traditional media, but I didn't. :( The girls that are…

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Welcome back, RL!

It's certainly good to see RL back. I was beginning to worry that the only poster with a clue (other than me) had left. I was about to pack my bags and leave. But now things look brighter for this…

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How often do you ASK STRIPPERS OUT on a DATE?

How often do you ASK a stripper who you like to go out on a DATE with you? Do you spend MONEY in order to BUY AFFECTION?

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Unorthodox stripper/customer stories

For those of you who prefer nice stories, do not continue reading. A customer came into the club with a brown grocery bag and wanted me to see the 'gift' he had for me. It had a strange presentation (no Victoria's…

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wiggles in florida

are the barmaids sexier then the strippers here?