Formerly the greatest show on earth,...

Formerly the greatest show on earth, as a previous reviewer says. I like the set-up of this place, it could really be great. It's an "adult mall metro-plex," complete with lingerie and vibrator store, conference room, big ol' bathroom with monkey selling lysol for tips, huge main floor. I hear there once was a side room? Well, there still SEEMS to be one, since the girls offered to take me back there. But I had a strange experience with not one, but two dancers. They were impossible to corral -- they would run off, disappear into the dressing room even though they knew I would have been spending money on them, etc. Then, they'd be on my lap when I FINALLY got them to sit down, and they'd delay delay delay before taking me back for a private dance, at which point it would be all, "but I have to go on stage now." I'm like, "well jezzzuuusss I asked you for a private dance six songs ago and you just kept on not getting up off yer tuckus." I thought green would talk -- waving twenties in their faces, the whole thing -- but at this club, they were resisting Andrew Jackson's charms. So I can only think that I came on too strong and was pegged for a cop; but then, with a stiffie in my pants and a lot of liquor on my breath, I dunno. Anybody could be a cop, why would I seem more like one? I'm an old hand a clubbing, so it was an odd experience.

Anyway, the girls were hot. All the few I saw were up to full snuff, above and beyond the standards of any other club in Houston that I've been to except Penthouse. Treasures does have SOME women who are this attractive, but Michael's had the advantage of having no BOTTOM rung to their talent ladder -- all the girls were above the minimum 8-ness standard. At least that much was great. Plus, you can come and go as you please, they pour heavy, etc. It's a really customer-service-oriented place. Except for the vagaries of dancer time, that is ...