I dropped into JP's the other...

I dropped into JP's the other day - what a disappointment! Three girls were working: 2 white girls, and the third was a very bored, very lethargic, overweight black girl who looked like Whoopie Goldberg on Quaaludes.

The downstairs section of the club is undergoing a renovation, so only the upstairs area was open. It is a very small area, with two small stages and a bar. Fortunately, there were only a couple of guys there, so finding a seat was no problem.

The beers are overpriced ($6.50), and the stage show was not very entertaining. Since this is DC, there is no contact whatsoever, and no lap dances. JP's needs to get some better looking girls. If not, then I will continue to visit Camelot.