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Rate your least favourite Posters

This should be more fun... 1) Yoda 2) AN 3) FONDL for me. How about the rest of you?

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I'll tell you what (Time to vote...)

Since a number of people have asked me to stop posting or suggested that I be banned since no one is interested in what I have to say, I will go along with that, if, and only if, there is…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

I had to visit Fantasia on...

I had to visit Fantasia on the final Saturday in November, before the ABC Board began enforcing Alabama's anti-nudity law on December 1st. That rule forbids any part of the breast from the top of…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

I stopped in on a Sunday...

I stopped in on a Sunday afternoon after attending the Giants/Eagle game - pretty much what I expected. Big square bar where most patrons sit - girls dance a few songs and then make the dollar…

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Bikni Bars& Topless bars vs Full Nude Clubs who has the better looking girls?

Well where I live there is probably a few more Bikini Bars & Topless Bars than all nude ones. What I want to know is in your experience which clubs have the better looking girls on the average? Wouldn't the…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Council Bluffs, Iowa

I found myself in Omaha for...

I found myself in Omaha for business and some time to kill so I thought I'd try this place. I paid the door fee and they handed me a free DVD with some old…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

This place is a step above...

This place is a step above Playpen, but just barely. The girls range from 3-6s. A lot of them were wearing pantyhose. Not hte most attractive look, especially with the money shoved down the legs.…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

Visited on a Wednesday night after...

Visited on a Wednesday night after a one year absence. 8 girls dancing with a wide quality range of 4 to 8. They dance a short set of 2 songs so if an ugly one…

Thee Dollhouse

Tampa, Florida

This place has never done it...

This place has never done it for me. It reminds me of the no contact places which dominate Atlanta. Stunning women at every turn, hardbodies, lots of money spent on boobs, extremely well dressed, lots…

Sassy's Bar & Grill

Portland, Oregon

When people come from out of...

When people come from out of town and want to "experience a typical Portland strip bar (club)", I send them to Sassy's. For the most part, the women on stage don't do much for me-…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Weird ???? is off-base to say...

Weird ???? is off-base to say the least in describing this 25 yr. local institution. It's probably one of the most dancer-friendly clubs in the country and it still gives the customer the best bang…

Playpen

Melrose Park, Illinois

How this place got rataed higher...

How this place got rataed higher than a 1 or 2 is beyond me. I was there on a Thursday night. The youngest dancer was still older than 40. This is really a working class…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Went back to thi club for...

Went back to thi club for the first time in about 6 months. Alot of new faces. Dancers seems to always be changing at this place. Beer is .50 a piece and…

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Rate your favorite posters

Apropos of nothing more than a desire for a post on the subject. Top 3 in no particular order Chitownlawyer FONDL Shadowcat Actually that is in a particular order, alphebetical. Honerable mention goes to Chandler, Sheikitout and Yoda. Since I'm brobably biased to the most…

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Survey Time: Who is the True Master: Yoda or RL?

I'll start the voting: RL == bruce lee of the strip club arts Yoda == feeble old lady Your votes?

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Good books

Totally off topic but I wanted to pass along a book (actually books) recommendation to Chitown and possibly others here. I read a lot, typically about 3 books a week, mostly novels that for some reason or another are…

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A sincere question for RomanticLover

RL, Why do you continue to post? Your questions are virtually never answered, except on occasion by someone who wants to mock you or davids. What exactly is it that you get out of these rants you post?…

Gallery at Beamers

Stamford, Connecticut

First time and it was well...

First time and it was well worth it. If on a budget, definitely go before 7 pm, as you will avoid the $10 cover. Also back room doesn't open till 7 pm, so…

Wonderland Gentlemen's Club

Houston, Texas

This club was great....the girls were...

This club was great....the girls were friendly and gave a very great lap dance. The contact was very good. The waitresses were great and were always around as well. Management was very friendly also. Club is…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

What I do is plant myself...

What I do is plant myself in the back where it is dark and where the highback chairs provide some privacy and then audition the dancers who come by. As a result of these…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Cheetah's still manages to be a...

Cheetah's still manages to be a great club - decent girls, not too much pressure for dances, plenty of dancers. Although there are not as many knockouts now as compared to a few years…

Wild Wild West Gentlemen's Club

Salina, Kansas

I stopped at this club as...

I stopped at this club as I was traveling through Salina. The last time that I was in the club was November of last year. The waitstaff are very attentive, and asking if…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

Nice club. Went on Sunday...

Nice club. Went on Sunday night. Decent crowd. All dances were two for one, $20. Attractive girls. Girls rotated on three stages with 2 songs each stage. Soft drinks…

Century Lounge

Lennox, California

My flight out of LAX was...

My flight out of LAX was cancelled, and I ended up accepting a flight out the next day. Since I was staying at the Clarion hotel down the street, I decided to drop by the…

Volcanic Eruptions

Pomona, New Jersey

On a recent visit the club...

On a recent visit the club had a feature dancer.Her name was Chelsea Charms who had a 125 inch chest.No thats not a misprint 125 inch chest.Not appealing at all.The house dancers were in the…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

I decided to give this club...

I decided to give this club a second chance. Glad I did. No required drink minimum this time after I paid at the door. After a couple of minutes to settle in…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Went to Fantasia a couple of...

Went to Fantasia a couple of Saturday nites ago, arriving about nine o'clock. There was not a big crowd at all, and it was a fairly young crowd, so there was not a…

Market Street Cinema

San Francisco, California

Went to the MSC theater last...

Went to the MSC theater last week for the first time after a long absence. It's not really what it used to be. Used to be a great seedy extras club. Now it's just a…

Girls of Glitter Gulch

Las Vegas, Nevada

When I visited last Sunday at...

When I visited last Sunday at about 10:30 PM, things were just as described by Ranger 243 in a previous post. Since the stage is so long and the club is so narrow, most…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Some nice chiquitas here but this...

Some nice chiquitas here but this was my experience....$10 cover, crowded and smokey on a saturday night. The dances are $10, seated wherever you are. Your hands cannot roam, though the gal may…

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How often do you spend time with strippers OUTSIDE THE CLUB for FREE?

For customers who WANT to spend time with strippers OUTSIDE THE CLUB for FREE, how often do you do it?

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Went during the day and it...

Went during the day and it wasn't crowded. Saved the cost of valet by parking directly across the street in their lot. Very lavish club..upscale where an in-the-know out-of-town business associate could be entertained. The…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

I guess it is because I...

I guess it is because I am a semi regular. Just enough girls recoginze me and never have a problem getting wonderful full contact dances from several ladies. I usually try one of…

Southside Johnny's

Greensboro, North Carolina

Pretty decent crowd and dancers in...

Pretty decent crowd and dancers in attendance this visit to SSJ, especially for a weeknight. There were groups of people coming in at all hours, so the place never died off like it normally…

Wonderland Gentlemen's Club

Houston, Texas

Went here the other night and...

Went here the other night and it is a very shady place. It was very small and is in the back part of a strip center. There is no cover charge but the…

Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

Went in on a Wednesday evening...

Went in on a Wednesday evening , seemed to be very vacant. Saw a few of my favorites Tracey, Bobbi, Mia. Had dances with all three, Mia teased me until I just about…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Visited this club on a Monday...

Visited this club on a Monday late afternoon while in Houston on business. Easy to get to and valet parking. Cover was $5.00, there was a free buffet dinner available, and beers were $3.00.…

Lipstick Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

I visit this club every time...

I visit this club every time I am in the Dallas area. Girls range anywhere from 3-7 with the occasional gift of an 8 or 9 hottie. The girls, for the most part,…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

This is the best club, I...

This is the best club, I have been to, outside of Florida. This club is not glamorous. It is full of smoke, but the mileage is as good as you will find anywhere. The key…

Cheeks Tavern

Eastampton, New Jersey

Finally got enough time off the...

Finally got enough time off the chain to get out this way. Not at all hard to find, just head one mile east from the 38 / 206 junction, on the right. 39 58…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

First visit in many months, and...

First visit in many months, and the club has definitely changed. Management seems to have tried to move "upscale" including valet parking, etc... Moderate cleanup/freshen inside but basically the same as it has…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Been here before, but not in...

Been here before, but not in the dayshift... next time I come back its going to be in the night... much better looking women. drinks were not too expensive though, so might be good to go here…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Looked forward to visiting Ricks after...

Looked forward to visiting Ricks after all the good reviews but to be honest was a little disappointed with the experience. Dances are fairly high mileage but even though they say $20 in the VIP…

Shakers

Stratford, Connecticut

Pleasant Moments is fully operational. ...

Pleasant Moments is fully operational. The dancing staff is 80% black, generally, there are about six girls dancing. The lap dance area is shut down, but there are three small locked closets that may be…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

I just can't get into places...

I just can't get into places like this. Yeah, the women are beautiful, and some have nice moves. But you can't touch, and really can't interact, and the whole atmosphere…

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

Went las t tuesday.. had a...

Went las t tuesday.. had a lot of fun! bit on the expensive side though. but hot women... Gown club, so the girls have to wear dresses for the first song, and when walking around…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

This is the finest club I've...

This is the finest club I've ever been to. The girls are more than just beautiful, they're sensual. These women move so erotically onstage that I have trouble standing up afterward. And the private dances…

Nikita's Gentlemen's Club

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Nothing special, but nothing really wrong...

Nothing special, but nothing really wrong with Georges. Park across the street, there is usually an attendant watching vehicles for a small tip. Once inside there is a circular bar in the center of the…

Club NV

York, Pennsylvania

Now called Tempations. Avoid this...

Now called Tempations. Avoid this club! About as bad of a neighborhood as it gets in York; five blocks west is fine, five blocks east is ok, but this joint is dead center…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

A legendary club in Las Vegas....

A legendary club in Las Vegas. Based on my visit, the legend has turned to hype. The dance floor is large and there's plenty of places to sit. The dancers were extremely…

Alicia's Sports Bar

Cleveland, Tennessee

Visited this club on a recent...

Visited this club on a recent Thursday evening. Not much new or different, same ridiculous $10 cover charge and loudmouth dj. This is what you must put up with to see some fairly good looking…

Cabaret Lady Mary Ann

Quebec City, Quebec

Nice club, lots of girls ranging...

Nice club, lots of girls ranging 6-9. The general ambiance is good, the place is well decorated and not too dark to my taste. Personel is not pushy, nor the girls. What I found good was…

Playhouse

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

I wish that I could give...

I wish that I could give this club a higher score. It was really a pretty good place to visit. Perhaps it was the time that I went. I was there between…

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

Went on a Friday afternoon. ...

Went on a Friday afternoon. Fended off a hard sell from a weight lifter chick who suggested serious action (for $40 a dance). Then I told a few more girls "no thanks" before…

Southern Exposure Showgirls

South Salt Lake, Utah

Well, this is Utah, right? Women...

Well, this is Utah, right? Women are truly good looking, shapely, hardly anyone there tonight I would not want to see strip, but no lap dances..... Alas, no touchinig at all. Pasties and not even air…

Diamonds

West Chicago, Illinois

Great couples club. Always a...

Great couples club. Always a lot of couples in the place. Fully nude lap dances, no touching. Bring Your Own Bottle! They allow you to bring any hard alcohol, no wine…

Night Trips OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

This seems to be the most...

This seems to be the most popular place in OKC, but it really should not be. I've never had any fun here. The girls seem to have their own agenda and are not…

Valley Of The Dolls

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

On the Thanksgiving weekend (Friday –...

On the Thanksgiving weekend (Friday – Nov 25th 2005) I visited Albee’s twice before and after visiting Bosco’s. By the way, Albee’s and Fancy’s are next to each other. It’s easy to walk back and…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

I recently had the chance to...

I recently had the chance to visit the Hustler Club. Although it has been open now for a while, it is being very well maintained. Considering that some of the clubs on "the…

Ken's Gold Club

Nashville, Tennessee

Made another trip to Ken's the...

Made another trip to Ken's the first of the week and it was dead! There were several girls working but neither the dancers nor the crowd were very enthusiastic. I talked to several…

Florian & Bob's Dollhouse

Irvington, New Jersey

This is a small gogo bar...

This is a small gogo bar in irvington nj.The bar opens at 12 noon and closes at 2 am.There is no cover charge and the drinks start at 3 dollars.The dancers are mostly black with…

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Lap Dunce Redux--the $241,000.00 Man

When we last left our hero, his employer, SAVVIS Communications, had put him on "uppaid leave." Your humble correspondent speculated that this "leave" time would involve his negotiations with SAVVIS concerning his separation from the company. Today, those terms…

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Lap Dunce Redux--the $214,000.00 Man

When we last left our hero, his employer, SAVVIS Communications, had put him on "uppaid leave." Your humble correspondent speculated that this "leave" time would involve his negotiations with SAVVIS concerning his separation from the company. Today, those terms…

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Drugs and the strip club experience

Aside from the obvious ones (alcohol and Viagra), have you ever used drugs to attempt to enhance your stripclub and lapdance experiences? I have read and heard stories from dancers, mostly about them medicating themselves but occasionally stories about the guy…

Goldfinger Gentlemen's Club

Sunrise, Florida

This club is now under new...

This club is now under new management. The only thing thats changed is the music, they seem to be playing alot more 80's & 90's rock. They host promotional parties once a month…

Century Lounge

Lennox, California

Dancers are not very good looking,...

Dancers are not very good looking, or creative, they are just naked. Now I was there at lunch, so perhaps this was not their top crew, but it was bad. I went…

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End of the Month = Buyer's Market?

I've often heard that the end of the month is the best time to go to a strip club, because girls are trying to make rent and other customers are short on cash. I can't say I've ever found it…

Sensations Gentlemen's Club

Galena, Missouri

Another once frequent watering stop losing...

Another once frequent watering stop losing its appeal. Still a few familiar faces and the dancers are usually very attractive. Everything is pretty much as relayed in earlier reviews. The speed and…

Club Imperium

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

Stopped in on a Monday and...

Stopped in on a Monday and Tuesday night. Took a little time to get used to dancers not asking for lap dances and pretty much ignoring/not mingling with customers between songs. Belle, Diamond,…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

I visited this club on Tuesday...

I visited this club on Tuesday night. I arrived around 8 PM and stayed for 2-1/2 hours. This is now my favorite Atlanta club. The ladies are fine, friendly, and frisky.…

Hook

Buenos Aires, Argentina

Hook is not a strip club...

Hook is not a strip club in the traditional sense of the USA. It is a boliche where you can meet women and spend anywhere from 1.5 to 10 hours with them. You will…

Pat's Lounge

Pittsburg, Kansas

Decided to try Pat's again as...

Decided to try Pat's again as a stop off on my way home. I really used to like this club, but been disappointed the last couple of times. The dance routine has changed…

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Low contact clubs

I've been to a lot of places and read a lot of reviews of places that either don't have any private dances or the dances are so lame that no one buys them, and yet they seem to stay in…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Took my buddy there a little...

Took my buddy there a little while ago for his bachelor party. He had the time of his life. But then, he'd never set foot in a strip club before that night.…

Frolics

Portland, Oregon

Avoid this place. I only gave...

Avoid this place. I only gave it a "2" because the chick I got a dance from was good looking. Other than that, this place is a complete waste of money. Two girls usually work…

C-Mowe's Show Club

East St. Louis, Illinois

Have been visiting this place for...

Have been visiting this place for quite a while and although they have improved the inside of the place, the girls really havent. Well, I thought I should try again last week and see…

PT's All Nude II

Denver, Colorado

I visited this club again last...

I visited this club again last Monday afternoon. Fairly quiet with about 5-10 customers while I was there, but three stages open. The club is still pretty shabby, but maybe a little cleaner…

Déjà Vu Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Stopped by the club on a...

Stopped by the club on a Tuesday Night. Admission was $20, but $10 of it goes to non-alcoholic drinks. Wasn’t to far from the Las Vegas Strip, right behind Circus Circus. There was…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Hands down the best time that...

Hands down the best time that I had at a club while I was in Denver. I came in on a Monday about 9 or so and the place was hopping. $10.00…

The Pony Greensboro

Greensboro, North Carolina

After having a bad experience at...

After having a bad experience at Twiggy's I checked out the carwash. Angie is still the hottest thing in the place. When its cold out the girls don't really like to do much, but maybe dance. There are…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Went to Oass last night for...

Went to Oass last night for the first time. Use free pass (saved $10.00) from the website. Place was very crowded with a lot of very pretty women. There were several I…

The Mouse's Ear

Johnson City, Tennessee

Visited the Fuzzy Holes on a...

Visited the Fuzzy Holes on a Tuesday night. The place has a bizarre paint job inside (neon paint splattered all over the walls), old tables and chairs, a single small main stage, and a pool…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

place is still changing, now has...

place is still changing, now has all bar style stools to sit at with small round tables about 3 feet tall. give the place a more bar looking quality, but no beverages served except…

Fancy's

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

I visited Fancy’s twice on the...

I visited Fancy’s twice on the Thanksgiving weekend Friday 25th 2005 before and after visiting Bosco’s. There were 4 dancers on the afternoon visit and six dancers during the evening visit. Smaller line-ups than my…

5th Alarm Lounge

Springfield, Massachusetts

OMG, the quality of the dancer...

OMG, the quality of the dancer didn't change since the last time that I visit this place (this isn't ment to be a complement). Before we visited, we were hoping that the further away…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

I've been away from clubs for...

I've been away from clubs for a while, but this is still the best in the manhattan scene. Good contact for nyc, plus lots of top-notch eye candy. So it ain't florida, but…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

I spent two slow evenings (Sunday...

I spent two slow evenings (Sunday & Monday) at the FT. The club is sort of small and definately seedy-looking but, unlike the Imperial Showgirls, that seems to be the norm for $10 LD…

Crazy Horse Too

Las Vegas, Nevada

stopped a few weeks ago when...

stopped a few weeks ago when i was in vegas drinks are cheap, not many waitresses, place was packed friday and saturday night. there were alot of girls mostly hustling hard. peak shifts were hotter girls. ranged…

Roaring 20s

San Francisco, California

Having just turned 18 a couple...

Having just turned 18 a couple of months ago, I've only been to a toal of three strip clubs. With that being said, The Roaring 20's is by far my favorite. For one thing, my…

Fantasy

Colton, California

I went here two weeks ago....

I went here two weeks ago. I met the owner Steve, great guy in this business. Bartenders were very accomodating and friendly. Foxxy was a 10. She is first class.…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Just returned from the Imperial (Tuesday...

Just returned from the Imperial (Tuesday night). The club is quite large with some retail porn flicks and sex toys downstairs when you walk in. Upstairs is the club and to your immediate…

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Has anyone PAID a stripper to KISS on the LIPS?

Has anyone out there PAID a stripper to KISS on the LIPS? If so, were you trying to get EMOTIONALLY INVOLVED with a stripper?

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

While there are a broad selection...

While there are a broad selection of girls and personalities here, its best to do some waiting and watching for the really terrific girls like Allie and Heather for evening visits or do yourself the…

Sirens

Westerville, Ohio

Probably your best bet in Columbus...

Probably your best bet in Columbus for both nice looking dancers and good grinding dances. The club is setup as two separate clubs. A small VIP club which costs $20 to enter and…

Sin City After Dark

Highland Park, Michigan

Unless these "new rules" were put...

Unless these "new rules" were put into place within the last 2 weeks, horsefeathers got played. mileage is still very good depending on if you get the right girl. And after a little…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Had a fine time the other...

Had a fine time the other day at MBOT. I haven't been there in a while, but was happy that some of my favs were still there. Ivanka remembered me and took me for a…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

not a bad club, typical nyc...

not a bad club, typical nyc strip club, 20 entry fee, 20 dollar dances......not bad contact for an nyc club....drink prices typical of nyc....not a bad place to hang out for a while and get…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

By far the hottest group of...

By far the hottest group of girls I've seen in Metro Detroit clubs. Sadly the attitude does't often match the looks. There's a pretty nice group as the bar and waitstaff so when I do stop…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Stopped by this club this afternoon...

Stopped by this club this afternoon around 3pm. No cover this early and free parking. There were at least 20 girls working with two stages active. I liked the atmosphere of this place...very nice...reminded…

Rick's Cabaret

New Orleans, Louisiana

I was very sad to see...

I was very sad to see my one time home away from home, when I lived in NO, on the news with it's sign hanging by a thread. I still have quite a few dancer…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

San Francisco, California

I went here on a 'Two...

I went here on a 'Two Dollar Tuesday'. While I expected a little more excitement from the girls, it was still a good time even after the watered down 2 dollar drinks. I got a…

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Celebrities You'd Like to See Strip

I am starting a new thread on this old topic, since I don't know how to go back past the end of the currenlty posted topics. I would nominate Sarah Silverman. To borrow a quote, "She is one fine-looking Jew."…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Ricks is hot. The same guys...

Ricks is hot. The same guys own Honeys down the road. They only have the two stages and a good VIP area. The dancers are good looking, mostly better than Honey's, some not. the girls…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Things are almost back to normal...

Things are almost back to normal in the VIP area with extras being offered, but mainly on the nights that John is the manager. On the days Ernie manages the club extras are not that…

Million Dollar

Brampton, Ontario

Excellent club atmosphere. Nice and beautiful...

Excellent club atmosphere. Nice and beautiful girls. No cover charge. Drink are expensive but affordable. Most girls are willing to do anything you want. I usually went there on week days and enjoyed a lot…

Rose Gentleman's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Went there last two weeks ago...

Went there last two weeks ago on a friday. Got there about 6pm, there was a fair number of decent girls and the place was not to crowded. The girls would come…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Went to the club last week....

Went to the club last week. Had a few bed dances. Guess I can't pick the right ones for a real good time. No changes there, still blue light specials every two girls. I think…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Went in mid week and found...

Went in mid week and found many and varied entertainers. Mercedes is a busty blond, someone else has earlier mentioned the very friendly Isabella, great legs on Stormy and a hot brunette called Divine. Very…

Chantilly Lace

Portland, Oregon

Still a good (but not cheap!)...

Still a good (but not cheap!) place to get a lot of action with young, and for the most part, hot chicks. This club is in the same building as Sugar Shack and the girls…

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Totally non-stripping topic that might be interesting.

Time for another of those "get to know your fellow posters" questions. What kind of computer equiptment do you use for this board? Let's try not to start the Mac/PC wars, but I thought it might be interesting…

Pinky's Gentlemen's Club

Jacksonville, Florida

Not a club for people who...

Not a club for people who want a stage show. Most of the girls are only there for the private dances. The private dances are worth it. I was getting my second…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Had a quick layover in Houston...

Had a quick layover in Houston and literally had 90 minutes to spend at one of my favorite clubs. it was early afternoon on a Thursday and the place was about half full (or half…

Shakers

Stratford, Connecticut

Stopped in the other day to...

Stopped in the other day to see my favorite bartender Angie. The place is still a dump with mostly the ghetto crowd hanging around. Why these owners don't enforce a drink minimum I…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

Disappointed with my last trip to...

Disappointed with my last trip to Miss Kittys after having numerous good experiences here. Went on a Tuesday night and it was fairly dead. Got a dance from an overweight white girl (sorry…

Stone Hedge

West Babylon, New York

Only 2-3 dancers at this club,...

Only 2-3 dancers at this club, none of which was attractive. The ATM was down, which gave me the perfect excuse to tell the waitress I had to leave before I got coaxed into buying…

Mascara's Gentleman's Club

Jacksonville, Florida

Not enough dancers. Most are...

Not enough dancers. Most are fat and/or ugly. The one sexy dancer I saw their on a week night was not there on the following Saturday night. It is never a good…

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Strippers, here is where you can find a man to have a RELATIONSHIP with

If you are looking for a BOYFRIEND, try the CUSTOMERS at the strip club where you WORK

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Do you ASK a stripper if she has a BOFRIEND or HUSBAND?

Do you ASK a stripper if she has a BOYFRIEND or HUSBAND before you spend MONEY on her? Do you look for FRIENDSHIP and/or a RELATIONSHIP in a strip club?

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How often do you ASK STRIPPERS OUT on a DATE?

When you go to strip clubs, how often do you ASK a stripper out on a DATE? I am talking about seeing a stripper OUTSIDE THE CLUB for FREE.

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How long do you wait before ASKING a stripper out on a DATE?

When you go to strip clubs and find a stripper you want to see OUTSIDE THE CLUB for FREE, how long do you wait before you ASK HER OUT?

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Honest reviews drawing unwanted attention?

I am always interested in reading club reviews and appreciate an honest description of what is going on in clubs. I realize that you got to take everything you're reading with a grain of salt. Some reviewers are keeping the…

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Do many dancers read TUSCL reviews?

I don't think I've ever run across a dancer who had ever heard of this site. I used to ask once in awhile if they ever read reviews of their clubs but stopped because all I ever drew was…

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Houston clubs--Latinas

I am planning a trip to Houston a month hence, and I need to ask a question that could be answered just as easily by several hours over poring through reviews--which club(s) in Houston is/are best for latinas? I…