How Long Till The US Runs from Iraq?

2/6/2006 4:00:00 PM

Hmmm... let's look at the US military's record since WWII:

Korea: stalemate in what should have been a cake walk
Vietnam: lost what should have been a cake walk
Lebanon: Ran like pussies after a little fire cracker pop
Grenada: Victory over a tiny little island with no defenders. So what?
Panama: Another victory of a puny nation. So what?
Gulf War: Ok, a respectable victory but with much help from allies
Sudan: Ran like pussies after one bad day.
Yugoslavia: Victory but it was air only. So what?
Afghanistan: 95% air only. Left the fighting on the ground for real men. So what?
Iraq: Trying to find an exit strategy but make it look like the locals can take it over. Will be Vietnam all over again.

So place your bets. How long till the US pussy military withdraws from Iraq?

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davids

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19 years ago

You would think the US would have learned that it's not a fighting nation by now. Why pick the fight they can't win in Iraq in the first place?

davids

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19 years ago

What is it about American men that makes their military such pussies? No other nation, except maybe France, is reknowed for being such pussies.

davids

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19 years ago

You would think there would be more world class American runners with all the practice their military gets. Guess they just become fat pigs when they get home: Eat fast food, hang out in strip clubs.

davids

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19 years ago

Are they lacing up their track shoes yet?

davids

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19 years ago

Does US soldiers get issued with Nike running shoes along with their combat boots these days, since they've made such a habbit of running from any conflict which has been hard in the past?

Run, US, run!

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