Now JC and parody are looking for a state in which gay marriage is legal. Then they can realize their true identies and stop putting on the pretense in strip clubs.
One night parody was growing tired of his 300 lb wife, and hadn't realized that JC was his true love yet. A cute stripper had been flirting with him, and parody decided to ask her out:
"Shit! Piss! Cock! Cunt! Snot! Wanna go out some time?"
"Sorry" said the stripper, "I don't date guys fixated on excerment, who have tourette's and whose IQ is only 56. However, I do have some good news... I noticed that customer over there (JC) was checking out your ass earlier. Would you like me to introduce you?"
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I wish them true happiness together.
"Shit! Piss! Cock! Cunt! Snot! Wanna go out some time?"
"Sorry" said the stripper, "I don't date guys fixated on excerment, who have tourette's and whose IQ is only 56. However, I do have some good news... I noticed that customer over there (JC) was checking out your ass earlier. Would you like me to introduce you?"
Thus parody and JC first met.