Let's Try Again: Why do you Really Go to Strip Clubs Regularly?

Of course when I wants to talk to a vaginar, I just reply to one of your posts.

Entertainment Motherfucker, Entertainment!

I like to look at naked women.

Anyone else brave enough to admit their real reasons, yet? Just come forward and say it.

Oh, and one more things, T-BoneHead: don't try and tell me they are not losers. You are the very who claimed in the past that strippers are not dateable (in the LTR) sense b/c, according to you, they are all losers. What does it say about you that you have sex with losers? Well that should be pretty obvious.

T-BoneHead: "Geek" is about as insulting as being called a "communist". Got some bad news for you the really hot chicks, the 9 and the 10s like geeks. Put me in and you in a club, and you might be pulling so married 32 year/old career stripper with a drug habbit and 3 screaming babies at home. I, OTOH, am going to pull the young ones, with beauty, brains, and class. That's why it's good to be a geek. Might make it harder with the lifer losers but with the ones worth dating it's going to be easier. Oh and please don't tell me the ones you are with are worth dating b/c, get this, dude, you are the one who said they weren't and in the past, and now you confess to it being non-serious and non-monogamous. Have fun with your loser chicks. If you want better quality though, try being a geek.

AN actually made a funny post! Must have had to lay off the alcohol for an hour or two!

I go to pick up strippers of course. Anybody that claims to go for entertainment is deluding themselves or lying. Picking up strippers is easy, all you have to do is not spend money on them and be cool and talk to them. Nobody ever thought of trying to pick up strippers before me and I perfected the system. Of course if you're old it doesn't work. Only a young attractive witty guy like me can do it. Because I'm smarter, more charming, better looking, and younger than all you guys who have to pay for sex and conversation in strip clubs, because you are afraid of women and can't approach them in regular clubs, because you are too old, and not witty like me. Because strippers are good to pick up and have sex with. They're all deceiving drug addled bitches who treat customers like shit, except me 'cause I'm witty and cool, and I don't spend money, so they like me, also because I'm not too old. So you should go to strip clubs to pick up strippers, because if you go just to have fun and look at naked girls you are a strip club addict and a loser, so you should have a more healthy attitude and go in looking for a girl to date like me. But you are too old and spend money and are an idiot or a loser, so it won't work for you. But if you don't go looking for dates you're a loser, even though you're too old to get dates and have to use money to attract young hot girls in strip clubs because you're afraid to go to regular clubs like me. I also know how to count cards and can win as much money as I want at Blackjack, but I don't spend it in strip clubs because I know that I can pick up strippers if I don't spend money, but only because I'm also young and cool. In fact I'm so young and smart and cool that instead of spending my time making piles of money counting cards with the full knowledge of the casino manager and picking up strippers without spending any money I come here to tell you guys that you are old and have to pay for sex and are losers since you don't try to get dates in strip clubs, even though it'd never work for you, because you're too old and are stupid instead of being smart and witty and young like me. Because the most important thing a young smart card counting stripper dating guy like me can do with his time is anonymously insult a lot of people on a message board for being old and deluded because they are dumb enough to think that going to a strip club should be something they do just for fun. They only think they're having fun, and I have to make them stop thinking that. Until they do, I'll be here to straighten the losers out and let them know they are all idiots, fags, cotton pickers, old men, who can't get sex with hot young girls like I am, because they're too old and aren't cool, and use money as a crutch...

Why the hell do you care?

(Tuscl friends, this is absolutely hilarious. I saw this and just couldn't resist....)

Geek - I'm single you fucking moron. I'm dating a few strippers on a nonmonogomous, casual basis. It's fun and I'm loving life. While I'm getting my dick sucked by hot strippers, you're arguing with Tuscl posters.

I love that there's geeks out there like you.....all it means is more pussy for me. You make guys like me look so damn good it's a joke. ITC and OTC. Thank you and all geeks like you for your mere existence. Without your kind there might be tougher competition.

Keep it up man, you're making my life so damn good ;)

I go purely for entertainment. Nothing more or less. Why do you go?

I will venture a guess as to why AN goes (since he is pretty "truthfully challenged" online):

B/c his last normal relationship failed due to his alcoholism and he is scared of getting into a new one b/c he knows the pattern will just repeat. But hey, strippers are very tolerant of alcoholics aren't they?

Oh, I almost forgot about T-BoneHead who admits that he goes there b/c he is seeking to cheat on his wife (knowing full well she would not approve).

I go because I can.

To see som breastesses and som vaginers.