It's a seedy little bar ...

It's a seedy little bar in an industrial area next to a trailer park. Picture 2 TV's and 2 Pool Tables and a Juke Box where they ask the patrons to pay to play. One song/$1. Do the Math. The dancers are provided by an agency and they work 2-3 hour shifts and range from 2 to 4 dancers per shift.

The dancers are panty-hose clad and wear more clothes than you would find on a spring/summer day at the mall. For most of the length of song, they will rub and grind in your lap. You are sitting on a barstool and everybody is watching you: Bartenders, patrons, pool players, and damn near kids on bikes looking into their window.

If you are an exhibitionist/voyeur; speak Spanish, and enjoy hanging out with aging women, retirees and factory types, this may be your cup of tea. Otherwise, you have much better choices minutes away.