Comments by Lockjaw (page 4)

1231 year old druggie. Muddy, Papi, Rick, SJG gangbang material. Who goes first and who goes last?

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You would think that level of stupidity doesn't exist, but after seeing how pathetic some people are on this website, I believe it.

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For several years, I used Circus Circus as my notel since the rooms were $25. Fucking a sugar baby at a rundown Vegas Strip property was just clowning around. I could care less if she wears face paint and a red ball for a nose as long as she sucks me like a Hoover and rides my penis like Tilt-a-Whirl.

Gays and blacks get beaten in Russian prisons. Red guards don't call technical fouls on shim murders.

It was very common in Las Vegas strip clubs to refill top shelf bottles with cheaper alcohol when they were empty. Like refilling a Ketel One bottle with Smirnoff. I was told this by former employees I knew from outside the clubs. Most guests are too shy to stand up to strippers ripping them off, so do you really think they are going to stand up to management ripping them off on drinks? A club I was frequently going to told me they had Coke in their fountain gun. It did not taste like Coke, but some other generic cola. I contacted the local Coke bottler to report the club was selling knockoff cola as Coke. The bottler followed up and investigated.

All the places I used to frequent were doing gangbuster business when dances were $20-25. At $40-50, fewer guys are buying and the clubs are making less money. They are pricing themselves out of the dwindling disposable income men have.

Close down the southern border. They are letting 250,000 migrants in per month. Meanwhile citizens are being murdered and raped and fed drugs by illegal aliens.

I like to shoot pool with dancers. They usually are very bad, so I saddle up behind them to show them how to shoot. My erect penis bumps into their ass, signaling we are going to fuck or get lap dances after the eightball hits the pocket. If I win, they owe me a free lap dance. If they win, I commit to a VIP room. Luckily I have yet to run into a Black Widow at the billiard table.

I saw her feature dance 7 or 8 years ago. Didn't plan on seeing her, but was at a Las Vegas strip club and she happened to be the feature dancer that night. She was not that attractive even in her mid 20's. She had two children by that point and I could not understand why so many guys came out to the club just to see her show. Small droopy boobs. Waste of time and all hype.

Some of these reviewers need to step up their game. Very few reviews are actually helpful with specific information. Guys think if they just repost the prices in the previous review, that is good enough. Most clubs have that info in the header anyway. I would like to see more info on which dancers give a good dance, which dancers are boring or scammers, how to get value, club specific tips, what contact and mileage is like in private dances. I hate people filling their reviews with several sentences rambling about why they were visiting town. Write that stuff on TripAdvisor, not a strip club review website. I hate reading several sentences about how a club is next to this and near this. That is plain for everyone to see on a Google Map. Only write about the strip club and your experience at that strip club. I don't want to hear about your personal ego trip or rambling.

Enjoyed the article. Warm, juicy, and tight. How can hitting it raw not be right?

Hustling and finessing and scamming guys will not generate regulars. The closest thing to a steady income a stripper can get is having a pool of loyal regulars. If the dancer is in a smaller city with a limited amount of customers, hustling guys is going to alienate her pretty quick. Word of mouth will say avoid that scammer. Somewhere like Las Vegas, the hustlers can get away with it. Thousands of new simps fly into McCarran every day.

Don't wear a raincoat in the shower. Half of STI's are curable and the other half are treatable. The only one that should scare the shit out of you is AIDS, but is it really the end of the world. Earvin Magic Johnson is living his best life.

She is probably on birth control if she jumps on raw like that. Worst case scenario, just make sure she has access to Plan B. I don't know your age, but likely she doesn't want to have a kid with a random old guy that pays for sex. If she gets pregnant, her stripper career gets put on hold and her Instagram followers will drop.

Black women are the worst. They all think they are queens and princesses. In my 40 years of dating, it was always the black women that would run up huge bills on the first date. They would do stuff like order lobster, filet mignon, dessert, five cocktails, and then only take a couple bites of each. It is common to go dutch on the first date in outside American culture. After catching onto their game, I turned the tables. I would go to the bathroom, then hand the waiter enough money to cover my part of the bill on the way to the bathroom. I tell him we are going dutch. After the bathroom I leave and go home if it is clear I am not getting sex. I'm sure that queen lost it when she found out she had to pay for the big bill she ran up.

Maybe the Latina did it so you would be exclusive to her and focus all your attention and money on here? Just a thought. Latinas are known to be very jealous.

Baywatch Jerry Springer

This was the most entertaining post I have read in months. 😎👍

He has been jabbed four times, and it still didn't stop the virus. I could care less if that bureaucrat croaks.

A dancer who says stuff like you have to pay an extra $10/song to touch her is going to never get a dime from me when other dancers allow touching at the regular dance price.

You are better off going to the bars inside the casinos. Start sending drinks to the women sitting there. Discuss a price and have fun. You will pay twice as much for the same thing inside a strip club.

Basketball is so boring. I don't think I have watched a game in over 20 years. I rather watch soccer and it is just as boring.