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psycho_trick

dam zaddy got all my lips smiling
joined Feb 2021last seen Dec 2022
The Stripper and The Scorpion

A stripper was swimming laps across a river. On one bank a scorpion asked for a ride to the other side.
The stripper said 'No, you'll sting me'. 'Why would I do that? We'd both drown', said the scorpion. The stripper saw the logic and agreed.
Halfway across, the stripper pulled-out a switchblade, cut off the scorpion's stinger, and stole his wallet.
Bleeding out, the scorpion said, 'Why did you do that? I promised not to sting you'.
'Sorry', she giggled, 'I'm a stripper. It's in my nature'.

-PT

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2 years ago
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rickmacrodong
Avoiding ROBs
gotta go kids. it's been great entertainment. thanks tuscl. good luck. *roll credits*
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2 years ago
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rickmacrodong
Avoiding ROBs
'but we've got the biggest...robs of them all' https://roguerocket.com/2020/02/12/stripper-texas-fall/ "Fuck that stripper! donate money to the poor kids fighting cancer… that’s wtf she chose" "She bounced right back up. Total scam." "Insult to all indy contractors paying for insurance instead of begging for handouts" "Y'all really out here donating?" -twitter
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2 years ago
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nicespice
So what age would you consider as old?
for dancers? 27 is like 59 in stripper years. (borrowed from 'house bunny')
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2 years ago
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rickmacrodong
Avoiding ROBs
quoted from link "Yet another reason that I prefer weed. Even high as fuck you can retain enough rationale thought to prevent some bitch from rummaging through your pockets." i agree. to elaborate, it slows down thought process while increasing focus. think matrix bullet-time. neo the trick stopping and examining each stripper shit bullet. less impulse decisions, more patience to just enjoy the show and wait for the right approach.
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