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Joined Feb 2021
Last Seen Feb 2025

The Stripper and The Scorpion

A stripper was swimming laps across a river. On one bank a scorpion asked for a ride to the other side.
The stripper said 'No, you'll sting me'. 'Why would I do that? We'd both drown', said the scorpion. The stripper saw the logic and agreed.
Halfway across, the stripper pulled-out a switchblade, cut off the scorpion's stinger, and stole his wallet.
Bleeding out, the scorpion said, 'Why did you do that? I promised not to sting you'.
'Sorry', she giggled, 'I'm a stripper. It's in my nature'.

-PT

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Reviews by psycho_trick

review
published 2 yrs ago
Super Soaker Saturday
reviewed by
psycho_trick

6.3

Not one of my usual stops. Topless only onstage, and six months ago all fuglies.
Only one exception this time, and she rocked my world.

Sorry. Gotta read all the boring stuff first. Ooh, the suspense.

DR…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Lazy Dancers, Bad Management
reviewed by
psycho_trick

4.7

TLDR: Almost all the action here (dancing and criminal) is after 11pm. Otherwise hot-ish but lazy strippers and overpriced dances.

Dooks is open Sun 8pm-2am, Mon/Tue 7pm-2am, Wed/Thu 7pm-3am, Fri/Sat 5pm-4am.
Bring your own beer. No glass…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Loud Music, Annoying DJ, Otherwise A Good Time
reviewed by
psycho_trick

7.3

Woody's is a mid-sized SC on the outskirts of Cedar Rapids, IA. From I-80 take 380 N to Exit 13/Eastern Iowa Airport. (The large roadside Woody's sign can be seen from 380 N) A large…

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discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
Sex Doll Clubs/Reviews
posted by
psycho_trick

they're looking better all the time.
unless ur a synthephobe i don't see a downside. i don't judge anyone's pursuit of fantasy.
maybe the alphabet people will add bot pride rights.

any tuscl reviews/experiences?

futureofsex.net

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
No Means No
posted by
psycho_trick

fun-syzed is escorting me to the VIP.
halfway there i ask her to drag me the rest of the way (while i mock-resist).
for context this is 5'1" a buck five pulling 6'4" 300 lbs with both…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
Coed Smoking Areas
posted by
psycho_trick

these DMZs are a plus to any club.
great place even for non-smokers to meet, interact, talk pre-game, and occasionally make sordid plans with the hoes for free in a more quiet natural environment.
i always…

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