The Stripper and The Scorpion

A stripper was swimming laps across a river. On one bank a scorpion asked for a ride to the other side. The stripper said 'No, you'll sting me'. 'Why would I do that? We'd both drown', said the scorpion. The stripper saw the logic and agreed. Halfway across, the stripper pulled-out a switchblade, cut off the scorpion's stinger, and stole his wallet. Bleeding out, the scorpion said, 'Why did you do that? I promised not to sting you'. 'Sorry', she giggled, 'I'm a stripper. It's in my nature'.

-PT

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