Lockjaw

Somebody will come up with a solution to any problem. One problem was dry lap dances that caused chaffing to the penis. In 2001, Wesley Johnson invented a lap dance liner, which would be commercially launched as Liquid Lapdance and hit the market in 2013. It was elastic underwear with a latex sleeve built into the front for an erect…

When I started out mongering somewhere around 1990, gentlemen's clubs had everything I wanted and desired. For 20 years lap dances were sufficient to keep me entertained. Dancers wanted you to have a good time and seemed to actually enjoy entertaining men. It was not just ‘fast money’ or ‘a hustle’. I could satiate my craving for variety and excitement…

I had not been going to strip clubs for several years due to the coronavirus pandemic. I started going again this spring. The biggest shock was the increase in prices. It now seems like the cheapest I can get extras at my local strip clubs is $500 and many dancers want much more than that. It is going to be…

What causes women to have areolas the diameter of a baseball? Is it some kind of skin condition or genetics? For the record she told me she was Jamaican and her breasts were DD's. Between a quarter and half dollar…

Is there a correlation between how much a dancer drinks and how much fun she is? For me, the teetotalers are always all about business and the heavy drinkers are more girlfriend style and frisky during private dances.

Are there any gentlemen's clubs still doing a stripper car wash?