Lockjaw

Somebody will come up with a solution to any problem. One problem was dry lap dances that caused chaffing to the penis. In 2001, Wesley Johnson invented a lap dance liner, which would be commercially launched as Liquid Lapdance and hit the market in 2013. It was elastic underwear with a latex sleeve built into the front for an…

When I started out mongering somewhere around 1990, gentlemen's clubs had everything I wanted and desired. For 20 years lap dances were sufficient to keep me entertained. Dancers wanted you to have a good time and seemed to actually enjoy entertaining men. It was not just ‘fast money’ or ‘a hustle’. I could satiate my craving for variety and…

I had not been going to strip clubs for several years due to the coronavirus pandemic. I started going again this spring. The biggest shock was the increase in prices. It now seems like the cheapest I can get extras at my local strip clubs is $500 and many dancers want much more than that. It is going to…