SalaoLikeSantiago
I know that you're young and inexperienced; but you can trust me to be sensitive and understanding. Now, here, have more tequila.
Joined Feb 2021
Last Seen Jun 2026
Reviews
Club Risque Philadelphia
1700 S Christopher Columbus Blvd
Philadelphia, PA 19148
Nostalgic for the Old Days
It used to be, on a nice summer Sunday evening, when I’d be driving back from the shore, a stop at Risque would find a great mix of young, cute Jersey girls trying to solve…
6 commentslast: 5 days ago(Darkblue999)
Jun 8, 2026, 3:50 AM
19th Hole Lounge
3011 Jenkintown Rd
Glenside, PA 19038
Didn’t Make it Off the Driving Range to Even the First Hole
Oof.
I may spend more time writing this review than I spent in this club.
As everyone knows, this club is called the 19th hole because it sits just off of a golf course, somewhat out of…
3 commentslast: 2 mos ago(lurkingdog)
Mar 24, 2026, 11:15 AM
Boardroom Cabaret
265 N Pearl St
Brockton, MA 02301
Boardroom Lived Up to the Hype
First visit. Driving in Brockton saw the big Boardroom sign on the side of the road, but it took me a minute to find the club as the entrance was at the back of the…
6 commentslast: 3 wks ago(Gillgillington)
Mar 24, 2026, 11:07 AM
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Front Room
The so-called “internet bimbo's
I was thinking this doesn’t seem like the typical PL from TUSCL, but then she got to me…I think calling me a cretin. lol
https://internetbimbo.substack.com/p/inside-a-high-end-manhattan-strip
4 commentslast: 2 days ago(rickthehick)
Front Room
Lou Turks Rebrand
Whenever I see that a strip club has “renovated”, I hope that’s code meaning they’ve recruited some young, highly attractive dancers. That’s rarely the case.
Anyway, the venerable Lou Turks in Philly is reported to have renovated and to be re-branding…
2 commentslast: 4 mos ago(ilbbaicnl)
Front Room
Albuquerque?
Reviews are sparse from the past year or two, and usually end with something akin to…”the girl wanted me to go to the Champagne Room but I ran out of money.”
Even Muddy’s state-by-state mongering insights were vaguely recollected.
Anybody got any…
2 commentslast: 4 mos ago(SalaoLikeSantiago)
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