SalaoLikeSantiago

^^^Yes to Manuellabore's comments. Both the "soulless ride back" (lol) and the assessment of dayshifts at Cheerleader's and Risquel

At Playhouse I'd assume it was menopause.

Not many PLs come to this club for normal lap dances and that's definitely not where the girls make their money.

If I'm hanging on Bourbon Street for a night of partying, I'll pay the cover at Penthouse to see some hot women and to have access to a clean bathroom for the night. Take out menu here is available, but pricey. Visions is away from Bourbon Street, the eye candy is more candy corn level than Snickers level, but the women tend to be friendly. New Orleans has a very good independent erotic massage scene - Eccie can be a good resource.

If you want to slip in quickly and get a hand job from your grandmother, go to the Jersey suburbs and hit the Playhouse. If you like black women, and have some experience on the dark side of clubbing, Purple Orchid is for you. You might also enjoy Totally Naked Tuesday evenings at Oasis. Read the reviews on Outerspace / La Pearl. Risque and Cheerleader's have a more mixed group of dancers with older Europeans, girl next door white, black. Much more work in these two clubs to get to the advanced menu. Good luck! Hope to read of your adventures. Oh yes, most Philly clubs have tip walks. With dances at 4 minutes, that's $15-30 per hour to hang out and take in the show.