Comments by BGSD3100 (page 5)

I guess it would depend on how much of a "family values" politician I turned into. Heck, I might become so value oriented, I might have to start going to gay strip clubs.

Offer them an insane amount of money, that way even if you are a cop, they can claim entrapment.

Just go buy an Aston Martin. Problem solved.

A few months ago, I got my first tattoo and I commented to the artist that he probably doesn't see many people my age, 50, getting their first tattoo. He replied that it was actually very common. He said that most middle age people getting a first tattoo had wanted to get one for years, ever since they were kids usually. But, back then tattoos were seen as a sign of rebellion and associated with biker gangs and other anti-social groups. We were worried about what our parents, our college professors, and our future employers would say. And we were scared to enter a tattoo parlor because of the stigma attached to them. Now tattoos have gone mainstream. Seems like just about everyone has one today. Employers don 't care anymore. Tattoo parlors have gone mainstream too. You used to look at one of those old buildings and wonder how many bodies were buried in the basement. Place I got mine at is in a mini-mall, next door to an auto parts store. And, while guys my age aren't really into rebellion, we are at a point in our lives when we just don't care what anyone else thinks. Especially my ex-wife. Tattoos: Not just for criminals anymore.

Creamed beef on toast.

Opinions about what?

Doesn't matter to me. They could not wear any panties at all for all I care.

I had an employer provided bag phone in 1995. I got my first personal phone in 2002.

Cruise does all his own stunts.

As I've been going through my divorce, it has helped me keep my blood pressure under control to be able to tell my wife, "Have your lawyer call my lawyer," whenever she wants to start drama.

I was worried I might see myself mentioned on this thread.

I would never want to be a member of a club that would allow me to be a member.

Maybe he just rated her looks.

Imagine being at a birthday party for a spoiled brat. Despite getting thousands of dollars spent on the party and getting super expensive gifts like the newest video game console, he still throws a fit when another kid wins one of the party games and is given some lousy toy bought at the Dollar Store. That's what it sounds like when white men complain about minority "advantages".

I'm a middle aged white man. When I get pulled over, the cops call me sir. White privilege is fact.

She started believing the lies her toxic friends told her about me.

For that kind of money, she better iron my shirts and cook breakfast too.

The reason it's hard is because two tubular structures, called the corpora cavernosa, have become engorged with venous blood.

Isn't bottle service where you pay 500 dollars for something the club owner picked up at Walmart for 10?

The Umbrella Academy

Ezk69. You are coming across like a jealous boyfriend. And that's why she won't kiss you. Because she fears doing so will only encourage you to think even more like that. She makes up excuses because you are a steady source of income and she worries that telling the truth will cut off that income. She knows that she can do X with you for Y amount of money. What incentive does she have to kiss you?

What is a boomer?

If there was a cash reward, then I would turn them in and use the money to attract the ladies.

georgmicrodong, the specific situation that was referenced which caught my attention was that there were more dancers than customers in the club.

Tricks are a dime a dozen. Sold.