Comments by EzilyConfuzd

^^ funny. I’m not thin skinned. How dare you! I never! You’re thin skinned.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_Mexico

Not sure you could pay a ringer enough to entice her to leave another club, but even if you could (as stated above) the ugly dancers who aren't getting paid would get out the long knives.

hard pass

Never had this happen during a dance. Happens a lot at the table. I think some of it is that people like to talk about their kids. If you don't seem like a creep, and you talk long enough, they eventually bring it up out of habit. I'm sure that some of them use it as a way to gain sympathy/increase tips but frankly only about 50% of dancers are sharks like that. Most attractive women without the need to support kids are not desperate enough to grind it out at a strip club for any length of time.

I'd like to hit an FKK but I only ever go to France and Spain in Europe. I have two concerns. First, I speak no German and since I have no idea how the pricing works, it seems like I would be a perfect chump. Second, I'm afraid I would stay until my dick falls off.

++ Meat72. He nailed it. I travel to Portland a lot and have basically stopped going to clubs there. The other thing of note, is that the dancers here are even more tattooed than the already overly tattooed rest of the country. Since I've added customers in Detroit, it gets harder and harder for me to go to clubs in other cities. Did have an OTC girl there in 2015. She was alright but is now retired.

I don’t like pubes in my mouth and I assume the women I’m with feel the same.

I like Athena. Got a great bj from an “Athena” a few months ago.

If I didn’t have first hand experience with the crap factory that is the modern American university, I’d be certain this is a troll. Sadly, it’s 50/50 this is real.

I have less than no interest in dating a 20 something. The effort it would take to pretend to care about what the average 20 something cares about would be taxing to a degree that far outweighs any sexual benefit. I have plenty of interest in ITC shenanigans with 20 something strippers.

^^ this. Strippers may be better for this than an actual “psychotherapist” though.

That was 2005. I’m sure he has found PornHub by now.

Quoth the homepage: "Everything written on this site should be considered a work of fiction."

I only negotiate for BJ or FS, consequently there is no way for her to provide less service. Short of measuring the quantity of ejaculate in the finished condom, I'm not sure how I could distinguish between a happy enthused stripper and one that is begrudgingly going through the motions.

oink

Strippers are not your friends. If I quit dealing with my car dealer, I wouldn't feel compelled to send him an explanation. Now if I add to that the chance that my car dealer would start giving me drama if I tried to politely dismiss him, that would only double my resolve to ghost him. Don't ghost women you are dating. Don't worry about ghosting women you are paying for sex. Also, don't get butt hurt when they ghost you. In the original post jackslash mentions being ghosted in the past, but he doesn't seem upset about that, which seems to me to be the right attitude. I will also second the sentiment that OTC should be in a hotel and not at home.

Ghost. That is the way dancers typically handle this. The normal rules of relationships do not apply when you are dealing with someone who uses a nom de guerre. There really is no nice way to say "your face and drama make it so paying you for sex is no longer cost beneficial."

I've seen this type of delusional stripper before. The kind that thinks they are a saint from tits and ass heaven that has sacrificed herself to help the poor pathetic men that come to the clubs. She treats her customers with equal parts pity and disdain. She would have to be seriously hot (e.g., not the woman in the photo that accompanies the article) to put up with her line of self-righteous bullshit long enough to nut on her chin.

"Hostile Sadness" is a strange euphemism for semen.

Couldn't get away from those tats fast enough. I wouldn't get a dance from her with someone else's money.

Very unattractive, way, way, way too old stripper: "Hey. Hey. What's your dick say" I said, "Not much." I thought: "No idea. It just turned itself inside out to get away."

One more time, although stated very well above by, Papi, george... do not bring her to your house.

I love a dirty bird. At least she's trying to turn your crank, even if it is the wrong direction for you. I'd put her on my dance list (especially since the mileage is good).

It was open in December of 2017. I had a few beers and lousy dances there. I wouldn't be surprised if it is closed now though. That location has a history of trouble with the locals/law.