JANUARY 5, 2005 I have developed this habit of going out to the local strip bar and trying to get to know all of the girls who work there and to try to develop some friendships with some of them. I have been going there for about 4 months now, almost 6 nights a week for about 2 to 3 hours a night, spending at least $50 every night and as much as $150 a night on some nights. I am becomming so attached to some of the girls who work there and like them so much and almost think of them as my friends and girlfriends and whole social life all rolled up into one. Going to this strip bar is my only social life. I cannot get any nice girls to go out with me. I am not unattractive or anything, I am probably above average looking for my age, but I am probably way too picky and really want a woman who has everything - good looks, personality, devotion, has never had kids, has preferably never had a serious boyfriend, dresses really nice (in public and in private), has nice, soft, fluffy, long hair, has nice eyes, preferably brown, has nice legs, and other things too. I see women at the strip club every night who are extremely attractive physically and whom I wonder about and would love to get to at least go out to dinner with and have a chance to get to know better to know if they would be compatable with me at all, but they will never even give me a chance or see me outside of the strip club. Some of them are so beautiful and I feel like I would do almost anything to make it work if I even thought I had a slim chance at any type of a relationship with one of them. I have spent over $7000 down at this club in the past 4 months. I only have a take-home pay of about $800 per month, or $3200 per 4 months, so obviously I have been spending way, way more than I can afford to. The only reason I have been doing this is because I want some wonderful, attractive, soft female more than anything in the world and am willing to go into debt to try to obtain her. I hate being alone. I live alone and spend almost all my time alone and I hate it!!!! I don't think I am asking for too much. I am a nice guy and I need a nice girl and she has to be out there somewhere. I hope so much that I can find her sometime soon. I am so lonely and I hate it!! Where is she???
Would you publish or reject this review?
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That's a review?
Sounds like something that mdb2203 guy would write
Not a review worthy of publishing, should be a discussion thread or article
2005 was a great year for a lot of clubs. This guy just sounds unlucky.
publish...1st Amendment Rights. hes loney and wants to be heard
NOPE.
Papi Chulo read my mind. I swore this was a review by mdb2203.
Publish it so everyone knows who this clown is.
Lol. Just noticed the date. Who wrote that?
it should be an article.
Were articles around in 2005?
Thats putting the PL in PL. Jeebus what a sorry excuse for a human male.
Review was for "mettlers bar and restaurant" written by "the colonel". Thrid to last review.
Reviewer: "I am a nice guy and I need a nice girl and she has to be out there somewhere."
Reviewer's thought process: Hmmm, I know a sure fire place to find that nice girl. Not a church, no way, a Strip Club!!!
Yes. What are the odds this is real
Chessmaster with the Columbo skills.
Jesus, reading The Colonel's other reviews of the club makes him look even worse. Mdb2203 is nowhere near his guy's level. Muthafucka puts the P in PL for real.
tuscl.net This review right here puts it in perspective. Damn, the level of pathetic in the last couple lines of this review is off the charts. This is over 15 years old so hopefully this dude is in a better place now.
There was a new review for Mettlers bar and restaurant published today and I remembered the outrageous reviews by The Colonel and thought that it would be fun to share them. The editing was not so good back then. :)
Good grief. I'm going to hate myself for this, but publish.... if only for the amusement value. :-/
Reject. It doesn't contain any information useful to anyone else but his mother.
Not a review of a club. I feel sorry for this guy. He seems intelligent but he's clueless about strippers (and women in general).
It’s not a club review - it’s an article. The club info is almost nonexistent. It’s a sad diatribe depicting this guys sad existence.
It’s best rejected. But rejected with a comment directing him to post it as an article.
I’m curious - as this is from 2005. I wonder if he’s actually met a nice girl in the past 13 years? Based on his income vs spending - he’s more suited to public office - as spending money on lost causes is their forte.
That was 2005. I’m sure he has found PornHub by now.
Wow. SJG finally wrote a review.
I would have decided to reject it after reading the first sentence, then skimmed the rest, like I did reading it here, for any reason to change my mind. I didn’t find one
Sounds like I am reading a report from a psychiatrist.
Dear Lord, that is disturbing.
This guy needs an intervention.