EzilyConfuzd

^^ funny. I’m not thin skinned. How dare you! I never! You’re thin skinned.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_Mexico

Not sure you could pay a ringer enough to entice her to leave another club, but even if you could (as stated above) the ugly dancers who aren't getting paid would get out the long knives.

hard pass

Never had this happen during a dance. Happens a lot at the table. I think some of it is that people like to talk about their kids. If you don't seem like a creep, and you talk long enough, they eventually bring it up out of habit. I'm sure that some of them use it as a way to gain sympathy/increase tips but frankly only about 50% of dancers are sharks like that. Most attractive women without the need to support kids are not desperate enough to grind it out at a strip club for any length of time.