Worst stripper line ever?
TxVegas
Still looking for an ATF
I was chatting with an attractive dancer at a nearby club. She was trying hard to work the angle that she could see us having a relationship outside the club. I was not interested, as that was not what I was looking for. But, during our conversation, she told me, “I feel a draft in here... (pause) because you are blowing me away.” I figured that was the worst line I have ever heard from a dancer. It might have been the equivilent of asking a dancer if it hurt when she feel from heaven.
What’s the worst line that you remember from a dancer?
What’s the worst line that you remember from a dancer?
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Talk about the bizzaro world of strip clubs...
Lines don’t work - unless they are made of a powdery substance...
The one I like the best. " Hi, mind if I have a seat by you ? ". Simple, polite, not asking for a dance, but asking if I'm interested in her. They should teach that at stripper school.
I did do her otc a couple of times (money trumps all) but have u heard term loose as a goose?
Plsyer11 - I like the sound of that one! Loose and sloppy - and not shy about it! I like them loose and filthy.
Wait, that would work on me. Wiener dogs = brilliant! ;)
“I’ve just got to rub your head!”
I’m bald.
Front room makeout session, then and only then when it is time for your own pants to come down, you invite her to the back room.
Best if you select and approach the girl yourself, and if you select the one you want to be waking up in the mornings with.
SJG
Eventually this somewhat ditzy looking, and very hippy dippy acting dancer sits down. Right off the bat she says something like "My energy was bringing the place down." I am thinking wtf, but ask "what do you mean." She said something like, you are sitting here all alone and haven't gotten a dance yet. Then she offers to take me to the back and show me a good time, and that way my energy won't be dragging everyone down. It was one of the dumbest lines I ever heard and told her, "no thank you." She said something like, "well if that's what you want I am leaving so your energy doesn't bring me down."
Thankfully my favorite was available 10 minutes or so later.
Why not? Didn't you enjoy it? (When asking for a second dance. She was good, but not that good.)
Hottest girl in the club, 9+ by almost any standard, walks up to my table: “I want you to give me all your money.” She didn’t get *any* of it.
Before Louisville’s no nudity laws, a huge cow, with udders hanging (literally) to her navel, sidles up to the bar in what I assume was supposed to be a sexy way and says “You know you want summadis.”
I said, "Not much." I thought: "No idea. It just turned itself inside out to get away."