Worst stripper line ever?

wanna smell my ass?

(it was nice... ;)

Lol@62

Talk about the bizzaro world of strip clubs...

wanna dance?

I don't know but I've seen one crazy scene inside the club when a stripper during a lap dance on stage comes near a guy who is watching the dance she take out his phone from the shirt wallet and smashed it on the ground. She claim that the guy was taking a photo and guy was shouting that the flash comes from the phone because of the new message he just received.

"Have you tried the buffet yet?"

These other dancers have AIDS, you should get dances from me.

Is that a toothpick in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Wow! Those are some awful lines! They don’t help the dancers at all.

Lines don’t work - unless they are made of a powdery substance...

I actually don’t mind bad opening lines from strippers. They can be kind of amusing and often lower the tension in the initial interaction. Usually the lame line strippers are either new to the game or struggling to up their game and it just adds to the strangeness of the environment.

“I want to choke you.”

Probably the one I hate the most is " do you work out? " implying that they are turned on by the way I look. I"m such a stud in my 50's.

The one I like the best. " Hi, mind if I have a seat by you ? ". Simple, polite, not asking for a dance, but asking if I'm interested in her. They should teach that at stripper school.

In vip w married dancer mother of 5 while fingering her cunt: “cmon use 2 jam it in harder I have had 5 kids.”

I did do her otc a couple of times (money trumps all) but have u heard term loose as a goose?

Warrior15 - that line - approach works well. It gives you an out too - just in case you want to close the door completely.

Plsyer11 - I like the sound of that one! Loose and sloppy - and not shy about it! I like them loose and filthy.

"Hey baby, I like wiener dogs!"

Wait, that would work on me. Wiener dogs = brilliant! ;)

I’ve had this in various forms from multiple dancers in different clubs

“I’ve just got to rub your head!”

I’m bald.

After i declined to buy dances: stripper ask if im gay

Buying dances is a chump's game.

Front room makeout session, then and only then when it is time for your own pants to come down, you invite her to the back room.

Best if you select and approach the girl yourself, and if you select the one you want to be waking up in the mornings with.

SJG

A couple of times I shook my head when a shark has either used the line "What's the matter, don't you like girls"? or even outright called me gay/homosexual because I wasn't interested in a dance and/or services specifically with her. Well excuse me for having standards LOL

One visit I happened to be waiting for my favorite at the time who had gotten an hour dance from one of her regulars. My other favorites were there, and none of the other dancers that day appealed to me, so I just sat there nursing two drinks, occasionally tipping dancer, and declining the rest of the dancers who stopped by asking for dances.

Eventually this somewhat ditzy looking, and very hippy dippy acting dancer sits down. Right off the bat she says something like "My energy was bringing the place down." I am thinking wtf, but ask "what do you mean." She said something like, you are sitting here all alone and haven't gotten a dance yet. Then she offers to take me to the back and show me a good time, and that way my energy won't be dragging everyone down. It was one of the dumbest lines I ever heard and told her, "no thank you." She said something like, "well if that's what you want I am leaving so your energy doesn't bring me down."

Thankfully my favorite was available 10 minutes or so later.

Come on. What are you afraid of? (Making her work for it, by being coy.)
Why not? Didn't you enjoy it? (When asking for a second dance. She was good, but not that good.)

Two standouts:

Hottest girl in the club, 9+ by almost any standard, walks up to my table: “I want you to give me all your money.” She didn’t get *any* of it.

Before Louisville’s no nudity laws, a huge cow, with udders hanging (literally) to her navel, sidles up to the bar in what I assume was supposed to be a sexy way and says “You know you want summadis.”

"I want to have your children"

I once had a dancer say "if you don't smile, I'm going to have to beat you up" (in a flirty manner). That stuff does the total opposite for whatever effect she wanted to have

Very unattractive, way, way, way too old stripper: "Hey. Hey. What's your dick say"
I said, "Not much." I thought: "No idea. It just turned itself inside out to get away."

I once had a pesky gal jump on my lap and ask me to go in the back room and get a little closer to heaven. Didn't understand and asked her "are we going to pray together" She said nooo, nooo, nooo- i want to hear you say oh God. Oh God when you come/