What i want my stripper name to be.dont read if you dont want to.

Athena seems fine. Cleopatra's a bit cumbersome - maybe shorten to "Cleo"? Frankly your stage name isn't going to make much difference either way to 98% of the customers.

Athena would be good.

Or Cleo, I think Cleopatra would be a mouthful thiugh

Hahaha!! Why not just go by your favorite Disney princess? Lmao. This is what it looks like when a guy is trying to pretend he’s an “intelligent” woman, but just comes off as basic. You are so obvious! Go back to Craigslist scamming.

Actually to pull off Athena you better be 5’11” or taller. That’s a tall girl’s name

either name is fine. cleopatra would be especially great if you do your hair and makeup and basic outfit in the style that leaves no doubt that you are cleopatra.

Names don’t matter, idk why people overthink it so much, I’ve worked with girls w names like pineapple and Prius.. and recently come across two girls who go by “Bae”

If both are already used, you will be forced to pick something else, or the club will assign you a name. So, maybe have 4 or 5 picked out that you can live with.

It does help if a name reflects the rest of you, e.g. Pheonix for a firey red head, Onyx for a dark skinned girl, Brittney for a ditsy blonde, etc. Can't speak for all, but it helps me to remember.

..more about confidence and charm..intelligece is just a nice sprinkle that any person would like to think about themselves honestsly. Its just fun to think about lol.athena sounds good.

Its not like i.think it is important..it is just fun to.think about and knowing i present a.certain identity would help with performance cuz id feel good abt it..damn..

You guys are all being bamboozled

Go with Boner Garage

Apparently, the goddess of intelligence is crap at spelling...

^ and fat troll fingers.

joc13 has a good point. like for athena. make it a bit more unique. like Goddess Athena. or miss athena.

^OP should get on with her trial employment as a dancer, already. She can use the extra money to take a class in composition and spelling at UT Austin.

Goddess athena miss athena etc sounds like i might be trying too hard. Athena sounds more natural.

For the ppl in the back: when there is much to be said on a tiny ass phone, there will inevitably be many spelling errors. Given that they are insignificant in comprehending the essence of message which can be determined by the rest of the context, now Im really done responding to unecessary filth.

“ title was not misleading so i will not respond to negative comments here or in any other posts in which i find doing so uneccessary.”

I seem to have been mistaken. My comments were meant to be negative. Azrookie is. ‘She’ is badly in need of those UT classes.. smh. ;P

This whole thread is trolling.

^^Sounds like someone is jealous that another dancer is getting all the guys attention ;)

The real RealDougster.

I think you are jealous that another troll is getting attention from the other guys..

Try Medusa

God damn you guys are retards. Fucking first thread chessmaster called this troll out, then some of you dildos even came to the defense of this troll and now in this thread you’re finally noticing it.

^^^ Also not wrong. ^^^

I don't get it. Can someone explain to me why this particular account, out of all the trolls on TUSCL, is somehow the most obvious troll and deserves to be called out for it?

Well, It’s been kinda boring around here lately? ;P

"I don't get it. Can someone explain to me why this particular account, out of all the trolls on TUSCL, is somehow the most obvious troll and deserves to be called out for it?"

Actually the most obvious troll is realrumdummorondougster but don't bring it up to her becuase she'll go whining to Founder and he has better things to do like run a website.

troll or not, neither of those names sound like stripper names...I do have a stripper friend named Nicole though...switter.at

The tag line alone on this account gives it away that it’s a troll account.

@shailynn,

Serena Williams? It's a non sequitur, and maybe a little unusual, but how does that give it away that he/she's a troll? Is Serena Williams code for something?

^^

Or do you mean the thing about UT Austin? Because no actual stripper would ever disclose which school she goes to and also simultaneously show her face online? (And because no strippers actually go to school, it's just an urban legend?)

-->"I don't get it. Can someone explain to me why this particular account, out of all the trolls on TUSCL, is somehow the most obvious troll and deserves to be called out for it?"

I think there's a time when a troll is so relentlessly puerile (Mtent) or obvious (Nicole1994, right from the very beginning) that it's worth calling out. Especially in this case, where tusclers seem to be ignoring the very obvious signs, and completely bamboozled by the fact that it's a female handle and avatar. Bamboozled.

Meanwhile, earlier today I posted in what I think is a troll's thread, because he isn't quite so obvious or puerile, usually

I’ll read whatever the fuck I want. And I’ll comment whenever the fuck I want. And in whatever the fuck way I want.

Both those names are weak for a dancer. They should be something like Bambi or Sugar or even Kitten.

...it isnt weak for a dancer..it is a very powerful name with a great aura. Much prefer a goddess over "sugar" lol.

I like Athena. Got a great bj from an “Athena” a few months ago.

They aren’t creative or uncommon dancer names. I’ve only danced two years and I’ve known two Athena’s, and one Cleopatra. ‘Cabbage,’ would suit you. It’s a cute term of endearment, in French!

+1 for using the word 'Bamboozled'.

I have known at least seven dancers dances with the name Athena so far, including one of my current, "she's a good choice if none of my favorites are there," dancers.

Only known one dancer named Cleopatra before. Not exactly what you would expect in someone with that name, unless the real Cleopatra was a short, heavy AA with red hair.

Ya, amma keep using it.

Again, not looking for creative. Going for something with poeerful aura and all that i care about is whether or not i fucking like it.thx

Hmm.. maybe just “Poeerful,” then. Has a certain ring to it.

Lol. Thought i saod powerful.

Said* . Ugh lol. Ill never b able to.type on this site:/

What about Deetie, i.e. DT, short for Deep Throat?

There’s a local dancer who used Felicia, but only because they wouldn’t let her use Fellatio, which is completely appropriate for her.

My suggestion for a stripper name is simpler - and more appropriate. You should call yourself Troll. It’s much easier for guys to say when they ask to grope your tits on stage. It won’t help in locating your law review article - but that’s because it doesn’t exist.

I was going to suggest Trucidos - but it’s a bit confusing.

^ goddess of lame trolling.

I would suggest Dosidos. Sort of a smash up of Trucidos and Docess300 while sounding like the dance(r) of the same name.

Well said Bj99! Lol.

I think yall.are crazy to assume that i am trolling..you guys should stop conflating disliking what i say with trolling.my pists have all beem relevant, as they have provoked disusssion and have fulfilled my inquiry about this particular industry. Im not surprised...old ass men are sadly close minded as hell, but didnt expect this.

Posts have all been relevant*

My god.. are you trying to type w your penis!?

Totally^

Sadly it’s Nick - not Nicole - and he’s typing as he fantasizes about Serena strapping one on and fucking his ass - sans lubrication -

Maybe Trollita would be a good name for your female impersonation act?

LOL @BJ

Nice avatar Jim.