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Muddy

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1,146 posts by Muddy

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This Justin Bieber guy did good with that chick Hailey Baldwin

I saw that got married or some shit. That is really pretty girl. Hands down. I would love to lock that girl down in VIP. Bieber didn’t do too bad for being such a homo.

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 16

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Meeting a dream stripper on the road

Just curious what your reaction was? Your in town for one night. You meet this perfect dancer, checks off every box (or atleast most). What did you do about it? Indifferent or made sure a stop on the next vacation…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 5 18

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How much are you guys schilling out your reviews for?

At first I have to admit I was all about HONESTY, INTEGRITY AND JUSTICE. But then managers started offering free blowjobs from dancers and I caved instantly. What are you all charging out there?

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 4 21

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What I personally like seeing in reviews

When they post and describe the lineup. I don't have a good enough memory and usually I'm not concentrating on everyone when I'm clubbing but I'm impressed with those that do. Check out this review by Sinclair. https://www.tuscl.net/review.php?id=345916 Obviously an extreme…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 4 9

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Aftermath of movie "Hustlers"

Interesting article, wonder if it lasts https://nypost.com/2019/09/21/why-women-are-flocking-to-queens-to-become-strippers/ I'll try to get out there to Queens this week and let you guys know how it is. But something like this might be a nice boon to strip clubs to bring them back up…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 4 21

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Saturday day shift vs Weekday shift

IYE has it been better in terms of more dancers or worse? I’m thinking going day clubbing tommorow to avoid some high cover charges but I’m usually more of a night guy. I’m thinking most people are off but that…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 4 14

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Poll: Do you turn the music down when driving through the hood

I recently found my self in Chicago’s rough and tumble south side. I knew shit was real despite that I had some urban music blasting,(to be specific it was “Seal-Kiss from a Rose”) windows rolled down. I come up to…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 12

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2019 ULTIMATE REVIEW GUIDE: EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW TO GET A FIRST TIME GO!!

I thought about making a an article but I know it couldn’t wait. The masses need it now. Tips and Tricks you need to get your review through. Drum roll please. Alright 3,2,1 here we go.... Wait until minnow and Clubber…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 5 7

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What’s the coolest street you’ve been to?

Recently I’ve been to a lot of Famous streets 6th Street, Austin, Bourbon in New Orleans, Beale in Memphis, Broadway in Nashville, Michigan in Chicago and it got me thinking what people’s favorite one is. For me I would say my…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 16

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Houston Men’s Club

All I can say is wow. That’s the best talent I’ve ever seen in a club. It deserves a thread. Better than Bare Elegance and 4Play even. Jesus Christ probably a 9+ up factory at the very least 8+.Makes me…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 31 22

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Man strippers sure do live life pedal to the metal

I’m hanging out at the strip club one day and ask one of the dancers for a dance. She says “Sure let me just go the the dressing room real quick” Minutes later I see her changed and leaving for…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 4 22

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Poll: The last time you scored free pussy

Just trying to some hard stats to add to the conversation. When the last time TUSCL got laid for free. Take it seriously I’m sending it up to Quinnipiac. A. Present decade 2010-2019 B. Post 9/11 2001-2009 C. Grunge Poon 1990-2001 D. Cold…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 33

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Strip clubs and moving

Personally I’m to move from the area I’m in real soon. And I’m wondering how the local strippers are going to handle such a beloved figure (💰 ) such as myself leaving them. They were so happy for me when…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 20

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I’m desperate, lonely, have absolutely no friends whatsoever, ugly, repulsive, d

And when comes to women I have impossibly high standards Gee thanks money!

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 4 24

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After dropping nearly half a paycheck

Her-“Oh you wanna fuck me?” Me-“Oh yeah fuck yeah” Her-“why don’t you stick that huge dick in me” *penetrates and cums instantly* Her-“ Holy fuck I feel that shit, did you cum Already?” Don’t get me wrong it was the greatest 2 seconds of my…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 5 16

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Do we have a term for a dancer that hangs out in the dressing room all night?

Do we have to make one up? This is a thing. You may not say it’s a thing but this is very much a thing. I’m at Larry Flints in SF this weekend. Super hot girl. Busty, beautiful. Does the…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 4 36

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Would you welcome the Cuban invasion to your city?

Cuban dancers an interesting bunch. To preface a few years ago many Cuban dancers hit a lot of the east Texas clubs a few years back, I think some have mixed feelings on it. I recently had a favorite stripper…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 6 70

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Playing the birthday card

I got a birthday coming up this week. Normally I don’t give a shit at all with 0 celebration except for one of them Golden Corral coupons. (There is a tiny depressed feeling) But it dawned on me I gotta…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 25

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Which one of you is this?

https://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/creepy-man-loses-it-after-stripper-wont-accept-his-advances/86035203/ Just come clean and admit it.

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 3

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View counts on threads

It turns out now you have to log in to see the message board. I don’t really care either way but have you ever wondered how many other people read these threads? Like could it be a lot more than…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 8

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Lick, Lick, Lick I love licking all my favorite dancer lollipops

Nipples, Neck, Cheek, Back I fucking love it. I such a turn on (also the leading cause of me getting cut off, but they can go to hell) I feel like my tongue is such a sensitive turn on spot…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 5 9

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I know how to make out cities safer. LETS RAID THE STRIP CLUBS

Come on everybody. Charlie is not gonna get a handjob from Sapphire while I’m around. NOT IN MY COUNTRY. THINK AGAIN. The devil is in these clubs. It’s not the gangs. I want to see full city police efforts cracking…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 4

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Question about “Peep show” clubs

For those who have been to one. They don’t seem that common in the US. How do they normally operate IYE and how much is it like in this music video? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=snsTmi9N9Gs That’s my only concept of one. It looks like it…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 11

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What a feeling! I found a new CF!

I met this dancer who's such a great gal here in Pittsburgh. She's 18, a steel worker by day and a stripper by night at Mawby's.(talk about a hard worker) I met her when she was leaving work, two…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 17

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Dead giveaways you have a new jack stripper in VIP

Her: "EWWWWWW It's all over my hand! And it smells weird! *She runs off to the dressing room crying* Me: https://images.app.goo.gl/KYDNSUZhnYwHb58e8 What are some y'all got?

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 13
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