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Muddy

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1,141 posts by Muddy

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Saturday day shift vs Weekday shift

IYE has it been better in terms of more dancers or worse? I’m thinking going day clubbing tommorow to avoid some high cover charges but I’m usually more of a night guy. I’m thinking most people are off but that…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 14

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Poll: Do you turn the music down when driving through the hood

I recently found my self in Chicago’s rough and tumble south side. I knew shit was real despite that I had some urban music blasting,(to be specific it was “Seal-Kiss from a Rose”) windows rolled down. I come up to…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 12

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2019 ULTIMATE REVIEW GUIDE: EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW TO GET A FIRST TIME GO!!

I thought about making a an article but I know it couldn’t wait. The masses need it now. Tips and Tricks you need to get your review through. Drum roll please. Alright 3,2,1 here we go.... Wait until minnow and Clubber…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 3 7

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What’s the coolest street you’ve been to?

Recently I’ve been to a lot of Famous streets 6th Street, Austin, Bourbon in New Orleans, Beale in Memphis, Broadway in Nashville, Michigan in Chicago and it got me thinking what people’s favorite one is. For me I would say my…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 16

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Houston Men’s Club

All I can say is wow. That’s the best talent I’ve ever seen in a club. It deserves a thread. Better than Bare Elegance and 4Play even. Jesus Christ probably a 9+ up factory at the very least 8+.Makes me…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 11 22

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Man strippers sure do live life pedal to the metal

I’m hanging out at the strip club one day and ask one of the dancers for a dance. She says “Sure let me just go the the dressing room real quick” Minutes later I see her changed and leaving for…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 4 22

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Poll: The last time you scored free pussy

Just trying to some hard stats to add to the conversation. When the last time TUSCL got laid for free. Take it seriously I’m sending it up to Quinnipiac. A. Present decade 2010-2019 B. Post 9/11 2001-2009 C. Grunge Poon 1990-2001 D. Cold…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 33

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Strip clubs and moving

Personally I’m to move from the area I’m in real soon. And I’m wondering how the local strippers are going to handle such a beloved figure (💰 ) such as myself leaving them. They were so happy for me when…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 20

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I’m desperate, lonely, have absolutely no friends whatsoever, ugly, repulsive, d

And when comes to women I have impossibly high standards Gee thanks money!

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 24

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After dropping nearly half a paycheck

Her-“Oh you wanna fuck me?” Me-“Oh yeah fuck yeah” Her-“why don’t you stick that huge dick in me” *penetrates and cums instantly* Her-“ Holy fuck I feel that shit, did you cum Already?” Don’t get me wrong it was the greatest 2 seconds of my…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 3 16

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Do we have a term for a dancer that hangs out in the dressing room all night?

Do we have to make one up? This is a thing. You may not say it’s a thing but this is very much a thing. I’m at Larry Flints in SF this weekend. Super hot girl. Busty, beautiful. Does the…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 36

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Would you welcome the Cuban invasion to your city?

Cuban dancers an interesting bunch. To preface a few years ago many Cuban dancers hit a lot of the east Texas clubs a few years back, I think some have mixed feelings on it. I recently had a favorite stripper…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 70

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Playing the birthday card

I got a birthday coming up this week. Normally I don’t give a shit at all with 0 celebration except for one of them Golden Corral coupons. (There is a tiny depressed feeling) But it dawned on me I gotta…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 25

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Which one of you is this?

https://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/creepy-man-loses-it-after-stripper-wont-accept-his-advances/86035203/ Just come clean and admit it.

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 3

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View counts on threads

It turns out now you have to log in to see the message board. I don’t really care either way but have you ever wondered how many other people read these threads? Like could it be a lot more than…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 8

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Lick, Lick, Lick I love licking all my favorite dancer lollipops

Nipples, Neck, Cheek, Back I fucking love it. I such a turn on (also the leading cause of me getting cut off, but they can go to hell) I feel like my tongue is such a sensitive turn on spot…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 9

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I know how to make out cities safer. LETS RAID THE STRIP CLUBS

Come on everybody. Charlie is not gonna get a handjob from Sapphire while I’m around. NOT IN MY COUNTRY. THINK AGAIN. The devil is in these clubs. It’s not the gangs. I want to see full city police efforts cracking…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 4

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Question about “Peep show” clubs

For those who have been to one. They don’t seem that common in the US. How do they normally operate IYE and how much is it like in this music video? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=snsTmi9N9Gs That’s my only concept of one. It looks like it…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 11

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What a feeling! I found a new CF!

I met this dancer who's such a great gal here in Pittsburgh. She's 18, a steel worker by day and a stripper by night at Mawby's.(talk about a hard worker) I met her when she was leaving work, two…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 17

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Dead giveaways you have a new jack stripper in VIP

Her: "EWWWWWW It's all over my hand! And it smells weird! *She runs off to the dressing room crying* Me: https://images.app.goo.gl/KYDNSUZhnYwHb58e8 What are some y'all got?

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 13

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Everyone! lets help Icey Loco beat the living shit out every woman he comes acro

Oh wait I forgot not I or anyone else on this site is a pussy ass coward bitch. Never mind! Carry on with your lives. Sorry to bother!

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 18

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A TRICK IS A TRICK IS A TRICK IS A TRICK IS A TRICK IS A TRICK IS A TRICK IS A T

AND ICEY LOCO IS A FUCKING HOMO IS A FUCKING HOMO IS A FUCKING HOMO IS A FUCKING HOMO IS A FUCKING HOMO IS A FUCKING HOMO IS A FUCKING HOMO IS A FUCKING HOMO IS A FUCKING HOMO

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 12

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Strippers influencing your political stance

I have to admit this has happened to me. My favs have been Latina and I do notice it occurring. When my Latina CF is fulfilling all my sexual fantasies I am not only for bringing all illegals into this…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 11

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Woman Up!

Seems a number of dancers on this site refuse to show us (or at least me) their boobies. A word of advice woman up! It’s just a difference of gender, nothing more.

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 2

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Anybody else getting unsolicited PMs for sex

For free from all these random ass accounts. I know I make some killer threads but this is getting out of hand. Well I can’t say blame them, I would probably do the same thing in their shoes.

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 11
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