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Muddy

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1,141 posts by Muddy

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Signs of Addiction

I’ve been noticing it growing lately, getting even more pronounced. But I think I might be addicted to strip clubs. Everything I watch on TV is shit to me now. Every movie is fucking terrible and corny as fuck. Watching…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 30

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⚽️ Alright you can bang Alex Morgan or Megan Rapinoe

Make a choice. But with Megan Rapinoe you get 20% off strip clubs the rest of the year. So who you taking? I’m going with Morgan only cause USA soccer ⚽️ girls don’t tend to be available in the SC’s.

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 17

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⚽️ Alright you can bang Alex Morgan or Megan Rapinoe

Make a choice. But with Megan Rapinoe you get 20% off strip clubs the rest of the year. So who you taking? I’m going with Morgan only cause USA soccer ⚽️ girls don’t tend to be available in the SC’s.

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1

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I wonder if Articles are a seasonal thing

I wrote one about three months ago, still nothing. Last year there was a long hiatus too in the middle of the year. Perhaps it’s just a Winter/Spring thing now. Anyone hear anything otherwise?

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2

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What’s your biggest weakness as a PL/Dancer?

I wanted to start a thread like this because I think it could be really cathartic and also interesting to hear some of the answers. Maybe make us better if we answer honestly. For me definitely if I like a…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 53

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Embarrassed to tell stripper something

Hey guys I’m in a little bind right now. My favorite stripper thinks I drive an Aston Martin, this is what I told her. It’s not true at all. I just want to be transparent and forthcoming especially if we…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 13

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What are with all these super hot Venezuelan and Columbia’s girls hitting me up

Does anyone else have this really good problem? Do I have to move to these fucked up places? Cause I will. Scams possibly? Maybe I’m in the 1000 mile radius? too lazy to check right now. Perhaps I’m so fucking…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 6

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Second coming of Jesus Christ won the Queens DA democratic primary

https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2019/6/26/18759289/tiffany-caban-queens-new-york-district-attorney-prosecutor Im too afraid to look at whatever else she stands for but decriminalizing two consenting adults exchanging sex for money is plenty enough for me. Come on everybody get in van we’re all going to Queens to support her cause. Then…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 10 20

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I gotta report up a visit

I’m at the strip club this fucking juicy as hell girl super busty like everything, I said you know what I’m goin all in. So I bought her a few drinks and took her for 5 dances. Nobody else in…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 5

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Techniques to make a stripper fall in love with you

There is this girl I have feelings for at the club. I want her bad not gonna lie. One method that have applied in real life is to get the stripper in my apartment, bar the door and play ”Mmmbop”…

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What cologne are you wearing in 2019?

I want to bring it up because it hasn’t been discussed in a little while. I always look back at an article by minnow, which I think is one of the best articles ever https://www.tuscl.net/article.php?id=51499 Because it had a direct effect…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 31

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Rejected review and my message to founder

I wrote a review of one of the El Paso-area clubs I frequest yesterday, and was surprised to see it rejected. Once I read the comments from the members who rejected it, I got angry. So I wrote the following…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 20

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Hi do you have a massive erection?

Do you like boobies? Do you like Titties? Then come to Baby Dolls Dallas, where we have everything your head (both) desires. We have VIP Bachelor Parties Divorce Parites Birthday parties, All ages bring the kids! Fat Cigars No Rick Dugans All you can eat Buffet Cubans, And man…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 14

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Quick Question/Suggestion for Founder

Is there a way you can do bold and/or italics on here? If there is perhaps I’m just not tracking then forgive my ignorance. But if not is that something that could possibly be added? I think it would really…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 7

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Decline of the Rocker chick

This is one thing I’ve noticed that not only rare in clubs but even in the civie world to go along with the decline of rock and roll itself. But you just don’t see the tattooed, punk girl as much…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 12

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Feeding dancers wonderbread

This black club I go to, I’m known as “white bread” The moniker was earned because I am white in a hip hop club. But it got me thinking, perhaps I’ll go into this club throwing around white bread feeding…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 19

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1 free month VIP for referring a dancer?

Maybe even show it on your profile for street cred? I bring it up because this place is a fucking sausage fest. Right now it’s only Nicespice, Nicole, Nina and whoever the dancer of the month is at the time.…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 21

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Height Fight at the club????

One of my favs and me have recently got into some beef at the club. I forgot it was her birthday and now I have completely opened pandora’s box. The other night she comes into the club with noticeably taller…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 16

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Sugar Daddying out of my van (an update)

I've spoken before about my ventures on the road in an effort to sugar daddy on the road. https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=65681 I wanted to give an update on what's going because I've undergone many a change and made plenty of upgrades. I had…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 8

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Wait is Dougan or Duugan

How do you pronounce that shit?Me and a fellow tuscler are having and argument right now. I say DUUgan.

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 11

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Instances of getting in between stripper drama

Recently at my local club there has been much in fighting and perhaps too much drama among dancers. I felt the desire at the time to charge my self with the task of quelling much of the conflict. In fact…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 14

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Arnold Schwarzenegger drop kicked! To arms!

https://pagesix.com/2019/05/18/arnold-schwarzenegger-drop-kicked-while-greeting-fans-during-south-africa-appearance/?_ga=2.208389970.1309789264.1548304432-amp-YZgfDR8fsiVHhC717dqZaByzUb6bdhAVp2KBE9iCAVWrTvV9Xohtxot2dslfaP3Q

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 11

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TUSCLers and their CF's

Whenever I listen fellow members stories about ATFs/CFs/DSs or whatever I'm often wondering what the fuck these people look like. It would really help me color the story to see exactly what we are dealing with. In the same vein…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 56

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Being a Sugar Daddy on the road.

I love traveling. Always have. I go everywhere in my white astro van. Recently while driving, it dawned on me. Instead of paying SA $90 a month. Why not just do it from my van. Cut out the middleman. I’ll…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 4 15

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Would you turn your good friends in for some super hot chicks that want to have

I was having this discussion with a couple buddies who grew up right next door and across the street from me. I brought up if grew up next to hot girl next doors instead of the dude next door’s that…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 10
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