Tulsi Gabbard is sucking your dick

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Muddy
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But your gonna have to eat Amy Klobachar ass while it’s happening

Bernie Sanders holds the camera

Would this interest you

Optional: Elizabeth Warren sprays you with a water hose singing children’s rhymes, it’s up to you.

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Muddy
5 years ago
Yeah fuck I’d do it.


Sorry to get all political. My bad.
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Warrior15
5 years ago
Tulsi is very doable. But not worth all that other crap.
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pistola
5 years ago
Only if Liz wears a native american headdress and does a rain dance in the background
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pistola
5 years ago
^dear dopey dem: ain't no crazy socialist fucktard gonna get elected anytime soon. Obama looks like a Republican next to some of these socialist whack a doodle doos.

You better pray your party wakes up and gets Booker or Buttplug I mean Buttigeig or someone moderate to run against Trump otherwise he is gonna eat dat ass for dinner and we will have to listen to your Beta Cuck snowflake whining ass for another 4 years. So get ready for another 4 years and while you whine about Trump you can kick back and watch the economy soar after he gets done playing titty twister with Mexico and China and after our wall is built if the dems ever get some balls and stop letting illegals in, that will boost it too. So keep on bitchin about trump when your anger should be focused on the sorry candidates you trot out. A dude with dementia who is part of the swamp, an extreme socialist who gives a bad name to Jews everywhere, a crazy woman who thinks she is pocohantas, some half black bitch who thinks she bad but worked her way up slurpin on pole, a doofus from Texas, and a few other half decent candidates that should be at the top of the list but obviously havent been sucking NBC's peacock dick.

The only positive thing I can say about you is you referenced Megan Fox on another thread as a top shelf biatch and I concur.
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pistola
5 years ago
Man I cant wait for 2020 to watch all you dems have nervous breakdowns.
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mark94
5 years ago
Hillary and Tulsi are now in a Twitter war. Hilarious !
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pistola
5 years ago
Hillary doing her best impression to stay relevant. She is like the qb or nba player that won’t hang it up. I like Tulsi, she’d have a shot against Trump. She called it exactly as it is, Hillary is an evil corrupt POS and exactly why Trump got elected. That’s what the Dems trot out in 16 then they are mad for 4 straight years.....
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pistola
5 years ago
didnt he promise all y'all dipshits that Mexico was paying 100%? Promises made --- promises

Idgaf who paid for the wall, I just wanted one. Didn’t Obama promise change? Shiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaat. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Pistrolla
5 years ago
Swap out Klobachar for Joe Bi and you got yourself a deal!
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chessmaster
5 years ago
A real shame tulsi and yang are the best Democrat candidates by a long shot and they are pushing Warren. I think it says a lot that hilary is attacking tulsi who has been under constant assault by the dems via "cheap smears" since she decided to run for the presidency. The left is hoping andrew yang or tulsi dont win. They are doing to them what they did to bernie in 2016. Smh.
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Clubber
5 years ago
Tulsi Gabbard is about the least objectionable from the left. The fact they are attacking her is a good sign.

Take that and she is so much easier on the eyes and was a Major in Iraq, the best from the left by far.
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JAprufrock
5 years ago
If you add to that “Ben Carson is shining your shoes while singing Mamie” SkiBum is in.
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Cashman1234
5 years ago
I’m in!

If you add AOC with a full bladder ready to cover a nude Omar with pee - I’d be happy to make a creamy campaign contribution inside of Tulsi...
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doctorevil
5 years ago
“The Great Obama had the highest level of respect from ALL his generals and the entire military under his faithful command.”

I was in the military under Obama and I can assure you he was the laughing stock of most of the military.
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doctorevil
5 years ago
Tulsi Gabbard is hot AF. I’d do it. And even though she is wat left of me on social issues, she is exactly right in foreign policy. I might even vote for her.
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JAprufrock
5 years ago
^^I’ve also heard that Obama was laughed at and ridiculed by the military, after his father enabled him to get multiple deferments and dodge the draft due to bone spurs.
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chessmaster
5 years ago
I'm sure every president was a laughing stock. Just depends on who's laughing. Half of the military was laughing at Obama. The other half is laughing at trump.
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doctorevil
5 years ago
“Half of the military was laughing at Obama. The other half is laughing at trump.”.

Not true. The officer corps of the military is overwhelmingly conservative.
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JAprufrock
5 years ago
I must admit, while I think she’s a useless cunt, the thought of Tulsi Gabbard sucking my dick gets me hard. Whoever gets to tongue her pussy on a nightly basis is a lucky bastard. Probably more than one guy. Maybe several. OK, likely dozens.
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wallanon
5 years ago
So this thing about Ben Carson. Not sure what the deal is there, but the man's earned the right to do what he feels like doing. If I ever spot that dude in a club, I'd buy him a drink and ask a favorite dancer to walk it over.
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CC99
5 years ago
Tulsi Gabbard and Andrew Yang are the only democrat candidates I would consider voting for in 2020. The others are batshit crazy or going senile.
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mark94
5 years ago
I think part of the reason that Hillary is acting this way is she knows a lot of info is about to come out about the beginning of the Russia gate, including the Steele dossier she funded. I doubt she will ever go to jail but her actions are going to look awful bad.
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mark94
5 years ago
Flashback

Hillary Clinton opposed Russia sanctions in 2010 when her husband, former President Bill Clinton, was paid $500,000 to give a speech at the Russian bank Renaissance Capital.

But Tulsi is the Russian Asset ?
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Cashman1234
5 years ago
I thought this was interesting - this is good marketing - using porn hub to reach constituents!

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?v…

I love how it appears there is sweat forming between Tulsi’s tits too.
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vajmon
5 years ago
@OP, I'd rather go with Pete Buttigieg than Tulsi Gabbard! ;) LOL
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JAprufrock
5 years ago
Can only imagine the amount of semen that’s been pumped into Tulsi’s pussy. From fellow cadets to commanding officers to unscrupulous medical personnel assigned to conduct regular pussy examinations, as is the case with all female military members.
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doctorevil
5 years ago
“they respect somebody like Obama who came from poverty but worked hard to become a successful Harvard lawyer“

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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JAprufrock
5 years ago
“They respect a cowardly draft dodger born with a silver spoon up his ass.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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mark94
5 years ago

“They respect a cowardly draft dodger born with a silver spoon up his ass.”................................................

Who has done his best to fulfill all his campaign promises, including a booming economy, record employment, better trade deals, building the wall, and bringing our troops home in spite of 3 years of constant obstruction from his opponents on both sides of the aisle

Damn straight I respect him skippy.
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JAprufrock
5 years ago
^^Booming economy. Yeah, right. What an ignorant piece of shit you are.
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mark94
5 years ago
Thank for your well reasoned argument. Your intelligence shines through.
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twentyfive
5 years ago
I tell you what @Mark you might be the last member of that administration left, because it looks to me like the Republicans might be the ones calling for him to resign after this week, seems like they’re starting to turn on him.
Mad dog Mattis, now the grim reaper McConnell I tell ya he just don’t get no respect lol
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doctorevil
5 years ago
" Of course Commie Trump loves [Ben Carson] --- a white coward having a black brain surgeon as his house n*gga"

A respected black surgeon doesn't follow the expected liberal orthodoxy and the true racism of Democratic "liberalism" is exposed.
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Cashman1234
5 years ago
Can we get back to the true sexiness and perversion that this discussion demands?

https://mobile.twitter.com/shoe0nhead/st…

This candidate is hot - and sweaty - and she deserves our filthiest comments! Don’t let your country down - or your fellow perverts down - with political comments!
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doctorevil
5 years ago
“sounds like a house n*gga to me”

Like I’said, now we know who the true racist is.
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HunterBiden
5 years ago
This is a bizarre twist on a discussion of one of the sexiest political candidates we've had in a long time.

With this level of distraction from a true hottie, I may need to go back to muting my TV and watching Ainsley Earhart in her spandex dresses...
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pistola
5 years ago
@DR - No use debating with VH. He has rocks in his head and you nailed it - he is the racist. Most people are for a fully diverse multi-cultural america, provided that those here are here legally.
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doctorevil
5 years ago
VH’s shit is so deranged I’m beginning to wonder if he really is a rabid Dem true believer, or if he is a troll satirizing one.
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mark94
5 years ago
“because it looks to me like the Republicans might be the ones calling for him to resign after this week, “

Trump has a 95% approval rate among registered Republicans. A few McCain wannabes like Romney may come out against Trump but the vast majority know it would be the end of their political life if they did.
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twentyfive
5 years ago
^ Meanwhile the guy who claimed Obama was apologizing all over the place just made America Turkeys bitch
That simple minded motherfucker just threw Isreal under the bus and handed a win to Putin and his Syrian and Iranian lackeys
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mark94
5 years ago
So, Putin, Assad, Erdogan, ISIS and the Iranian mullahs, including their allies the Syrian Kurds, are at war with each other over land that is worthless to America.

How is this a bad thing for America and Israel ? Just exactly what role do you want America’s military to play and how many lives should we be willing to spend ?
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twentyfive
5 years ago
^ Great thing for Russia that’s for sure
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skibum609
5 years ago
Except for Syria; Bosnia; Viet Nam; Korea; World War 2; and World War One, the Democrats have started no wars in the last 100 years. How incredibly fucking stupid can one be to not know this. Its almost like some fucking retard from western pennsylvania is the smartest democrat. Obama didn't actually abandon the Syrian children; he just gave Iran money to gas them.
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mark94
5 years ago
It was also the southern democrats, most of them slave owners, who were responsible for the civil war.
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pistola
5 years ago
Lmao that VH thinks Obama got bin Laden. He authorized the kill, but kudos to BUSH on that. VH has the intellect of a wet dish rag and I'm with DR wondering if this is a troll account because of the constant stupidity spewed.
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mark94
5 years ago
It took Obama 6 months to give the green light on OBL after receiving intel on his location. Under Trump, the military has the authority to act without the need for lawyers in the White House to approve.
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twentyfive
5 years ago
^ it’s all bullshit and bluster you know it Mark ask anyone who’s ever served how it feels to walk away from an ally shame on all of you. Shame shame. Fuckn cowards all of you trumpublicans and anyone who thinks this is a good look this will be remembered
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pistola
5 years ago
^wtf, if Obama didn’t pull troops from Iraq and let them finish the fucking job isis wouldn’t have been formed..... ballsack! Goddamn you really do drink that dem koolaid, you’ll believe anything. That’s why Bush told them dems who wanted to pull out fuck you, because he wasn’t a chicken shit and knew there was unfinished business. We have Obama to thank for letting Isis grow.
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mark94
5 years ago
The YPG faction of Kurds in Syria was, and is, a terrorist organization which carries out attacks on Turkey, a member of NATO. The YPG was threatened by ISIS since they both wanted to control eastern Syria.

For reasons that only he knows, Obama chose to become an ally of the YPG in their battle with ISIS. He had other options. He did this knowing that this would anger Turkey. Think about it. The YPG was blowing up shit in Turkey while we armed and funded them.

So, 25 doesn’t want us to abandon our YPG ally. I’ll ask a question I’ve already asked 25. What kind of support do you want us to show the YPG ? Bomb Turkey ? Supply more weapons they can use to kill civilians in Turkey ? Position US troops between the Turks and YPG ?
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twentyfive
5 years ago
Sure Mark explain away Erdogan meeting with Putin this morning do you think they’re discussing how to help Trump win the 2020 election?
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mark94
5 years ago
Umm, probably negotiating an end to hostilities.

I see you don’t want to respond to my question. Alrighty then.
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twentyfive
5 years ago
I’m tired of this ridiculous convo any answer I give you just gets a canned response that really doesn’t address the topic, you are so far up Trumps ass he could probably shoot an innocent bystander on Fifth ave, and you’d have a response that the bystander wasn’t really innocent and even they were innocent it really doesn’t matter because sliced bread is so worth it.
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gammanu95
5 years ago
I see the TUSCL libs are still unable to offer factual rebuttals and rational responses to arguments which challenge their fragile paradigms and delusionally false narratives. So pathetic.
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twentyfive
5 years ago
^ Nothing fragile about my paradigm, you chickenshit phony when you show us your DD 214’s , I’ll listen till then shut the fuck up, real men are having a convo.
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gammanu95
5 years ago
Now you see, I thought I would give you another chance to prove your worth. I thought maybe you had wised up and mellowed out. Instead you have become more petulant and irrelevant than when I first gave up on you. There are no words to describe how useless you are, both on this board and on this Earth. No wonder your kids won't give you the time of day. That's still no reason to take out your bitterness on the rest of us. Since this board and strip clubs are the only thing that give your life any meaning, you should be nicer to other posters. Even if they think differently than you do.
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twentyfive
5 years ago
^ You decided to attack me jackass even though you know less than nothing about me at all, you still spew your racist remarks why don’t you go back to whatever shithole you crawled out from.
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skibum609
5 years ago
Conservative America was great. Liberal America will fail because liberals fail. That's just what they do.
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twentyfive
5 years ago
Let me know when you see a conservative I don’t see a single conservative posting in defense of our completely transactional president who has forced the truth out of our public conversation
Trump ain’t no conservative neither are his supporters and enablers.
There is an ideology of conservatism it’s not quite at odds with liberalism plenty of historical facts are available if anyone cares to actually look.
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gammanu95
5 years ago
Such easily triggered snowflakes. Hilarious.
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ime
5 years ago
True Obama and vhiv would be sucking cock at the bathhouse.
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twentyfive
5 years ago
^ actually true conservativism is a fiscal policy, abortion rights is a woman’s issue, gay rights fit into these two agendas only because the religious voters insist mixing that which has been proscribed constitutionally
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san_jose_guy
5 years ago
I am glad that the Democrats have so many varied and interesting candidates.

And it all serves to show the fallacy in the White Republican-Libertarian Fuck Head Position.

SJG
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skibum609
5 years ago
Interesting is a word that people use when they mean "fucking idiotic".
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san_jose_guy
5 years ago
I think the Democratic Party candidates make a great deal of sense.

What is idiotic is the Repubican-Libertarian Supply Side Fox News view.

SJG
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skibum609
5 years ago
If I were a crimninal, mentally ill or a useless leech I too would think the Democrats make sense.
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san_jose_guy
5 years ago
Again, proficiency in high volume with blunt weapons, knives, firearms, and expl*s*v*s, is what the poor need to demonstrate.

If Skibum was local, practiced in our courts, and I knew who he was, I would find a way to get him disbared, or at least to destroy his legal practice.

SJG
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CC99
5 years ago
Can we just appreciate the hilarity of scrolling down TUSCL and seeing "Tulsi Gabbard is sucking your dick" as a thread title?
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san_jose_guy
5 years ago
Liz Warren is one of the smartest and most practical people to ever be in the run for the Presidency.

And of Trump:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/006289…

SJG
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gammanu95
5 years ago
no, the image of eating AK's ass fucking ruined it
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pistola
5 years ago
Liz Warren is one of the smartest and most practical people
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If by practical wanting to impose a 3.4T health care system that is unaffordable even with tax reform, then.... 🤣🤣🤣 WTF do you people smoke, ever since weed was made legal yall off the deep end.
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san_jose_guy
5 years ago
We already spend more than other industrialized countries on health care. Its just that the results we get are poor.

I trust Ms Warren to know how to do it, so that costs are contained and the results are good.

SJG
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pistola
5 years ago
Dude she doesnt even knowhow she is gonna pay for it. If everyone paid their taxes without writoffs inc. companies there is still not enough to cover it. Do some research and stop thinking like a libby cum slurping machine
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Cashman1234
5 years ago
This thread is truthfully the biggest buzz kill on this site! I read the topic - and I have a wonderful fantasy in my head - and then I see VH_dicks comments - and my fantasy is done.
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san_jose_guy
5 years ago
Well, if we want our economic system to work, there have to be more taxes on higher incomes, and probably a wealth tax too.

But a more inclusive health care system also means an expanded economy, so more tax revenue at even the present taxation levels.

Gutting progressive income tax has been a monumental fiasco.

SJG
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skibum609
5 years ago
Taking it up the ass is your job VH? Glad to see you take pride in your work.
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Cashman1234
5 years ago
VH_dicks - your job is trolling on a strip club website? You live a sad life - very sad.
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skibum609
5 years ago
Lmao Cash.
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skibum609
5 years ago
Vh might be able to beat up a five year old girl, if she was in a coma.
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mark94
5 years ago
That didn’t take long. We now have a permanent ceasefire in Syria. Russia, Turkey, Syria and the Kurds have agreed to borders and pulled back their troops. By withdrawing our troops, Trump opened the door to negotiations that brought peace to a region that has had conflict for centuries.

Will the Dems now stop complaining that Trump abandoned our allies ? I doubt it.
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san_jose_guy
5 years ago
Trump made a huge blunder. It could be even worse, a deal with Putin.

SJG
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skibum609
5 years ago
Democrats lose again to Trump lol.
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JAprufrock
5 years ago
Anyone else think Tulsi Gabbard inserts Ben Wah balls in herself when she wears those white pantsuits?
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wallanon
5 years ago
As long as Tulsi Gabbard's doing her stage smile she's pretty hot.
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ime
5 years ago
Vhiv will suck so much hobo cock at the greyhound station after trump is relected he will break his old world record.
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nemesisk7
5 years ago
Ivanka is a whore
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