Meeting a dream stripper on the road

I’m generally of the mind that there are plenty of fish in the sea so I’m not too caught up with a one off meeting when I have traveled.

Having said that, there were two times I was especially impressed with a lady I met while traveling and I passed through that way again and made it a point to stop. One time, she had moved on. The other time 40 pounds had moved on to her. So I’m inclined to not feel too star struck in those situations.

Yeah shit changes fast huntsman

And one more thing for any dancers feel free to talk about any dream whales you’ve encountered.

I keep all my check box scores for each hot dancer I meet on a spreadsheet, like I'm doing academic research. That way I know who checks off the most boxes in each area that I travel through. If she checked off at least 12 of the 15 boxes, I might return. 11 or below maybe not. If she scored 13 or above out of 15, I might consider a standard deviation detour of at least 1 hour/60 miles with an even higher standard deviation possible for a score of 14 or 15 or if there is more than one 12+ score girl in a given area...

OR...

I don't bother revisiting clubs just to see one dancer, whether she "checks off every box" in some clinical discussion or I just found her to be hot as hell, which is kinda' how normal people discuss this sort of thing. 😉

Simply put, who the fuck knows if she will ever be there again when I return? And even if she is, anything could have changed, from her attitude to her appearance. Road clubs are road clubs and if I happen to run into a fun girl again who is still the full package, which has happened a few times in my clubbing journey, then cool beans. But trying to chase down and recreate some momentary experience months or years later is a low ROI proposition IMHO and, in all candor, IME.

Knew you’d say that. It’s all good. I’m sure you’ve slept with some hotties away from you that you still think about sometimes. Am I right? Some move on like you seem too; some want a redo. I’m not saying one way or the other is good I’m wondering what y’all did, I think it could get some interesting responses.

@RickDugan - What are your 15 different criteria?

Paul, I guess the tongue-in-cheek nature of that post wasn't obvious enough.

Dream Stripper in every town. That's how its going to be for me.

SJG

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Hmm....I kinda wanna create 15 different criteria right now. That would be fun. And heaving needs to post again so he can write pseudo code for proper road trip procedures. 😁

^^^^^ Best to be open minded and flexible when meeting new people.

SJG

I have never felt the need to absolutely plan a revisit for any stripper. I look at all my SC visits as a new beginning into a new fantasy. When I leave for the night, it starts a new cycle. I choose the clubs mainly for the ambiance. Sometimes my fantasy is that of a party hound, other times my fantasy is that of a gutter rat AND everything in between. Nobody in my regular circle of life knows this about me and none of the strippers I have met know much about my true self. FANTASY BABY!!!

Suppose you find one you really like?

SJG

Found a really good one on a trip home (home-home, not KY home) once. Ended up spending the weekend with her and her roommate. A very fun and expensive weekend.

When I visited the next year, she was gone and not answering her phone.

—>“And one more thing for any dancers feel free to talk about any dream whales you’ve encountered.”

LOL, I guess the most impactful one was the individual who I ended up dating for almost two years. And was about to do major life decision changes on his behalf (quitting dancing and becoming domesticated). But then I changed my mind...

Don’t think I’ll even consider doing anything like that again. Doesn’t matter who it is.

it could be hard not to get it hooked on a exceptional dancer. I try to appreciate the one or two visits encountering her but bottom line is... I only rent her for only a few minutes at a time.

scratch 'it'... 'it could be hard not to get hooked'

If I’m going to be back in the area even if not for a year, I just get a phone number. Maybe I’ll use it maybe not. I like options.

Even if she was everything I look for - I wouldn't go back. I prefer to think she was gorgeous and sexy - and not spoil it with a return trip.

There is too much that could change - and make her seem less dreamy - or worse and make her look like a train wreck.

I might miss a club foot - lazy eye - track marks - etc. on my first visit. I'm fine not knowing my dream girl was a bit of a re...