Poll: The last time you scored free pussy

35 comments

• nicespice

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  5 years ago

  F
• AnonymousJim

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  5 years ago

  LOL. Does having your SO give it up count? That's something you pay for in terms of "hidden costs." Sure, you get laid. But you have to buy dinner, a mortgage, holiday presents, etc. If so, then A. If not, then B. Also, the category names are stellar. I would have gone broader with "New Wave" for the 80's, but I suppose those guys' hair kind of looked like labia lips from the right angle, so it works. Don't forget "Eisenhower Administration" too, along with "Depression" and "Prohibition."
• twentyfive

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  5 years ago

  A
• Warrior15

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  5 years ago

  spice, which war ?
• Warrior15

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  5 years ago

  Well, I started to say A since I am married. But that probably has cost me a fortune, come to think about it.
• nicespice

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  5 years ago

  @Warrior The Trojan War I only wanted a quick fling with Helen and it got severely out of hand...
• gawker

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  5 years ago

  Is there such a thing? It seems to me that in the 55 years I’ve been sexually active ( a relative term) I’ve paid for it in one way or another just about every time. Some methods are far more subtle than others but pay I have. Now I’ve recently gotten to know a guy who’s 29 years old, slim and muscular and has had a host of sexual experiences. This just wasn’t an option ( that I or most others were aware of back when the earth was flat). He claims to get free pussy, but he also saw a unicorn recently. My point is that sometimes we pay with money, other times with unending devotion, sometimes picking up the dentist bill, and occasionally with a pound of flesh.
• Mate27

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  5 years ago

  Never is it free. When has pussy ever sat in your lap, fucked you w/out saying a word and left without expecting anything else in return? Some girls need dinner drinks and entertainment. $$$ Some girls are wives and either are attracted to their husbands and/or do it because they love all the things about their man and what he does for her. Shows of affection show appreciation for that man, who provides money/shelter/protection. All cost a lot for a man. Some girls need you to be their personal counselor before giving it up, and this eventually costs your sanity. It’s why nice guys finish last, because this girl is high maintenance, costing a lot of time and a large portion of a man’s soul. Some girls want straight up $$$ in order to take care of their needs. Sugar babies or kept women rarely find happiness in relationships so it costs them some in that arena. Bottom line is, there is no such thing as free. Every score has its price, and you’re willing to pay it because not scoring is more damaging to a PLs psyche. It’s probably the motivation for us to get out of bed each morning, so we can go out and score.
• JAprufrock

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  5 years ago

  The question is the last time you had sex with someone who was not a professional sex worker (so without paying for that particular encounter). B
• twentyfive

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  5 years ago

  @Meat you’re so cynical
• ancientlurker

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  5 years ago

  B
• prevert

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  5 years ago

  I don’t think I ever got it free. Always paid something.
• Evasparkling

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  5 years ago

  A. My girlfriend... I do help her out occasionally by paying some of her bills plus taking her out to dinner... There hasn’t been any explicit mention/suggestion for Pay for Play unlike escorts where I’m expected to pay at the end of the deed... Unlike Escorts my girlfriend also tend to bother me more on average because I have to also deal with her crazyness... Compared to Escorts I only call them when I need their services but if I fail to call or text my girlfriend within a 24 hour period then I would receive a summon to explain what exactly I have been doing within the said time period... So at the end of the day we all have to pay in one way or the other...
• whodey

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  5 years ago

  Depends on you definition of "free". If you don't count the costs of dinner, entertainment and drinks on civilian dates it's A. If you are talking truly "free" without spending a dime, as in hooked up with a random stranger at a party, it would be back in college so B.
• rh48hr

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  5 years ago

  A
• Uprightcitizen

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  5 years ago

  A. Multiple times with a few girls I recall. I had to pay for the hotel room and I brought some drinks too in those cases. One was recently divorced and we were regular FB's. She got a serious boyfriend and that was that. Also a Tinder girl from Venezuela who was here for work for a few months. She spoke almost no English and Google translate was our verbal communication. Non-verbal communication was no trouble ;)
• vajmon

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  5 years ago

  D, "Flock of Seagulls" era
• FishHawk

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  5 years ago

  @nicespice, did you pick your war because of the brand name of a popular condom. What’s this thing called Pussy the OP refers to? It’s been so long that I only have vague memories
• PC-Principal

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  5 years ago

  I get free pussy everyday bros. You just need to lift, be pc, and the women will toss their soaked panties at you. Crush!
• Nidan111

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  5 years ago

  A. for me. Not sure if it was free or not since it was my DDD 38-24-36 boss. She did want me to continue coming to work, but I got paid for that. So, I’m thinking that it was kind of free. Then again by a nurse colleague (36-DD-23-34) who fucked me for a good hard 90 minutes every which way but loose! In that encounter, I paid for the hotel room; thus, not really free.
• Musterd21

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  5 years ago

  ^Nice lol. Push that like button! A.
• Cristobal

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  5 years ago

  There is no such thing as free pussy. You pay for it one way or another. In fact, married pussy might be the most expensive. That being said: A.
• dallas4clubs

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  5 years ago

  B.
• dallas4clubs

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  5 years ago

  Not counting SOs.
• datinman

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  5 years ago

  A Free as in no cost. Married pussy may be volume discounted, but ultimately the most expensive I ever got fucked (twice). As a teenager in the DISCO 70's I got free pussy all the time. Go to a party, meet someone, and hookup that night. After college that kind of free pussy disappeared. About 5 years ago I met a hot 40 year old in a hotel lobby bar. We talked while we finished our drinks. When I offered to buy the next round she suggested we go to her room instead. I half expected to awake in a tub full of ice, but she was just horny and looking to sow some wild oats while out of town. Zero costs, just a couple of hours of sweaty memories with no pretense of exchanging numbers afterwards. Must be nice to be a woman and get laid whenever you feel like it.
• Cristobal

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  5 years ago

  @muddy CC posted he got some, so update his file to: A.
• Mate27

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  5 years ago

  25 is right about me being so cynical. I guess it comes with experience. Seen way too much to understand how finding the right woman has been the best and most financially beneficial decision I’ve made.
• SirLapdancealot

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  5 years ago

  8 days ago I had sex with my wife. Guest bedroom because it was close at the time.
• WILLYSGOTAWOMAN

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  5 years ago

  TUSCL or me? Me - A TUSCL - No clue
• MackTruck

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  5 years ago

  All daybevery day
• shadowcat

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  5 years ago

  "You get what you pay for".
• Estafador

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  5 years ago

  "A". And yes SHE paid for the hotel and food. I just gave her the D.
• SmashingHoes

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  5 years ago

  A
• minnow

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  5 years ago

  1955....... Time now ~ 2046, so less than 2 hours ago. How about that, sports fans !
• san_jose_guy

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  5 years ago

  Only with contingent hook ups is pussy ever really free. SJG