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TUSCL Code Glossary
Secret code to cover our tracks. Enough with this I did this, I did that. Keep the Law of our trail. Tell no one of this. The password is "I come in a white suit" then you can spill the…
15 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Jascoi)
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How important is a club's orientation
I was recently reviews for a place, that clearly stated the bar was on the right, the bathrooms on the left and stage was in the back, VIP just beyond that. I got there and no, none of it was…
25 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(DandyDan)
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Pool/Beach in 2023
Summer is finally here and swimming season in full swing. Back in the day, all the old timers on the block used to say I was the best swimmer east a' west a' here. I was like the Mickey Mantle…
16 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Iknowbetter)
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What is the peak # of times for best sex with a stripper?
Around what number are thinking it's time to move on? Obviously it varies no doubt but just say on average.
Do you go all Foreigner and say the first time. It's exciting don't get me wrong but your still feeling…
21 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(funonthaside)
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Could you ever have a long term CF that works completely clean
Or would you need extras/otc at some point?
I’d be good maybe once or twice. I’m perfectly fine with dancers that aren’t down with extras. But once you hit that ceiling with, alrighty I guess this is it, I just…
20 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(docsavage)
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IF you were to open strip club, where would you set up shop?
Or at least where you NOT. What state? City? General area? Say you don't even have to live near it so it takes that part out of the equation.
State wise...
Some things I notice, when I'm in Pennsylvania, I don't…
25 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(twentyfive)
Politics
Could tuscl use a Diversity, Equity and Inclusion Officer?
Armed with full banning ability. For anything or anyone considered problematic.
I was recently at a strip club getting head from a stripper that looked like Jessica Alba, I was completely soft and wasn't paying attention at all. She looked…
24 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(HoneyDewMelons)
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Songs that make you want to jump off a roof
Cherry Pie by Warrant. I think you would be able to solve homelessness in America wholesale if you just blast that song on a loop on street corner in America.
23 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Longball300)
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Using dogs to connect with strippers
You know I've noticed how much many strippers I've met absolutely love dogs. So it got me thinking, maybe I'll use a dog in order to sort of get my foot in the door with some of these dancers.
A…
18 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(59)
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tuscl's next gen
I see a lot of newer members, these guys seem legit, they definitely are contributing. But is the old guard leaving the website? Guys like Papi Chulo who really is the Michael Jordan of this bitch sounds like he's doing…
22 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(TFP)
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What's the strip club capital of the not Florida south?
Aside from maybe the Florida Panhandle and Jacksonville I don't think Florida is even "the south." Is it still Atlanta in a post Follies world? Or if it is No. 1 there an alternative number 2? I don't hear other…
13 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(captainfun)
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Super hot dancers that apply: Do clubs make them jump through all the hoops?
A dime piece shows up to a strip club, does the manager say oh yeah you can’t work right now, you gotta do XYZ. You think that happens? Or do they on the low roll out the red carpet.
I have…
24 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(nicespice)

