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Muddy

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1,146 posts by Muddy

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Sluttiest Towns in America

In whatever not necessarily only strip clubs but what cities you've experienced where girls aren't afraid to give it up. Me, I see this as only a positive thing, no shame in it all. I love sluts! A few come to…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 279 34

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How you deal with taking an L in the mongering game

You win some, you lose some. Whether it be a dud in VIP, air dance only surprise or not what you thought it’d be OTC how do you guys take dealing with spending on something that didn’t quite go your…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 3 39

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Stupid ways strip clubs let you know time's up

I club I was at not too long ago called Billy Dean's in long island. It's like a small curtain booth, I'm getting dances in and all of a sudden the owner bartender guy who I assume is Billy Dean…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 5 15

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Great strip clubs of only 4 years ago that fell off

I think it's weird to see some strip clubs we're always being talked about on here are like afterthought now, some even because they don't exist anymore but ones that come to mind... 1. Hi-Liter-This was such popular club on here.…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 101 25

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Review Hall of Fame

Every once in awhile you’ll come across a review for a club that was memorable and glorious could be for all sorts of reasons. I wonder if one day we could see them all enter some sort of hall of…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 3 11

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Dead famous people to bring to a strip club

In the theme of bringing people back from the past in shailynn’s thread. I think we could get some interesting answers The history buff in me has the urge to spit out names like Napoleon, Charlemagne, Alexander The Great. Don’t get…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 7 25

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Strip Club Prices and where they are going; Where's your line in the sand?

To sort piggyback off of mark94's thread. I'm starting to really get back into the strip clubs cause I'm burning with the SB stuff, and I'm definitely noticing it. LD prices up, cover up, drinks up, but it's not like…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 51 42

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Q&A/AmberPampersYou

Amber from Treadure Club I’m Greensboro was kind enough to agree to a dancer Q&A. She’ll probably answer sometime tonight. Just scanning the photo gallery she seems like a huge hit already on TUSCL. 1. When and how did you…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 15 7

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I'm upset, offended and quite frankly hurt that I'm judged based on what I drive

I see it in their faces when I pull up. Various strippers and SB's in my life I'll see it in the NOPE in their face when I come to pick them up. Ok yeah I don't drive a Mclaren…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 6 26

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Is Founder trying to undercut rubmaps?

In that case good for him. Maybe I missed something but it looks like TUSCL is open for business for reviewing massage spots now. How long how has that been going for? Just go to add listings in the drop…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 12 7

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Stripper Sleepovers

What percentage of strippers sleep over for you for OTC? If you even want that. If not what's your way of telling them if they want to? For me it's very rare anyway if they stay over. If I don't got…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 23 23

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Come on down and get some free shit in California!

https://youtu.be/ftYHfK6KYtE?t=12 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRM4pOwmd1A https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jrnhaLzCqA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEuoSmW4DRw&t=32s And then when they ask why Walgreens had to pack up and leave San Francisco, residents wonder why Walgreens wasn't woke enough or "Why couldn't they just work with the community more?" Yeah I know, they are actually saying that!…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 29

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Region with Best Weather?

Ask different people and you can get a lot of different answers. I think a lot would answer Southern California and over a short time period I would agree. But after living out in the southwest for awhile you sort of…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 30

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AMP’s outnumber Starbucks 2-1 in New York City

https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2021/09/26/illegal-massage-parlors-outnumber-starbucks-in-nyc/amp/ Maybe it’s just me, but teenagers are coming different nowadays. If that were one of us back as high schoolers we would’ve likely said “jackpot” but here he’s hugging his mom showing the world he made it out of this…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 34

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Catching strippers going to and from the club

You know all my life growing up, I've been elbow to elbow in packed strip clubs. Ladies hiding out in the dressing room. Hotties on the lockdown by their regulars. Music to loud to have a conversation. Unable to get…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 4 24

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Paragraphs

There’s a recent article where it’s just a fucking wall of text. Maybe it’s just me but I can’t even get through two sentences without getting a massive headache and have to turn away that stuff is unreadable. I try…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 4 17

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OT:Some sauces/seasonings/marinades/shit to make your food good

I'm gonna try put out a limit of 5 cum jokes. Stuff you prefer that you always got in your cabinet. Looking to crowdsource to see if I can personally get some ideas. McCormack has two seasoning Montreal Steak and…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 3

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Being the only money in the club

I hate it. You can just *feel* everybody staring, judging, sizing you up, over analyzing, waited on baited breath to see what your going to do. I feel like a Chimpanzee at a zoo. I know if I go to…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 18

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Finding Daughter on Seeking.com

https://nypost.com/2021/10/22/tiktok-toilet-licker-claims-she-found-dad-on-sugar-daddy-site/ I got to admit, I'm not into incest at all but if that was my daughter hell I'd make an exception. I'm about to go all Woody Allen up in here. But I would require she not lick a toilet for…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 4 8

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They seem to get along really well over on the pink site

To the best of my knowledge you don’t really see any cat fights, overall bitchiness, mostly just cheering each other on for not doing extras. Yeah it’s phony deep down they probably all hate each other, we all know…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 14

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To whoever has the San_Jose_Guy troll account

It’s OD enough already. You did it. You won. You are the most annoying fuck in the history of the universe. Mission complete. After like the third thread, there was no need to go on for years. You got it.…

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Fan Loyalty and Bandwagoners

John Cusack recently got shit at a White Sox playoff game for rooting for both Cubs and White Sox. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGj8w6So7Nw His explanation was he grew up on the North Side but did star in 8 Men out as one of…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 18

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Rick Dugan comes strutting into the club

Fast as fuck. I mean really into it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFIj5dnCMkM I'm on the wall moving and grooving, finger snapping, overhead clapping. Doing my wannabe John Travolta thing. When I noticed this over the top entrance. I locked eyes with Rick Dugan and gave…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 6

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IME most strippers don't want to go to Olive Garden with you

They don't want get to know you, they don't want to wine and dine, they don't make memories together, most of them get in and get THE FUCK OUT. They'll have sex with you and then they want their MONEY…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 44

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Ways girls used to dress/look like that you miss

Even how they acted maybe, conducted themselves. Look I understand it’s not 1988 anymore I get that but whatever happened to the Brooklyn girl with the gum chewing, the hairspray, the denim jacket, the heavy accent sometimes even breaks out…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 7 76
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