*After 3 minutes of fucking* "I need you to cum for me now"

^ You need to stop dialing up those girls on cityxvibe. Just sayin.

Fuck her. Or maybe don’t.

She just wants to get it over with asap and take the money. It’s like a waiter asking you to hurry up and eat after you’ve been there a half hour because we got other people waiting for this table.

I think you’d be well within your rights and decorum to tell her, “shut the fuck up”

Oh I hate that. The girl just wants it over with. That is a total mood killer for me. She is telling you, "I am not enjoying this and I just want my money " .

Sounds a lot like she's trying to get the whole ordeal over with ASAP.

That's a play you need to save for the civvie girls. You could become a tantric legend in your local singles bars: en.m.wikipedia.org

Like the sign says...

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It’s so annoying when a girl says that. It’s basically to get you off and get on to the next filthy pervert. Assembly line whores can be very annoying.

No offense intended to any assembly line type whores - they are just not my idea of a good time!

I was going to drop some of my snarky Phil Phacetiousness(tm) on Mr. Muddy but it is a Phil phact(tm) that snark is unnecessary given Mr. Scrub’s righteous burn.

Have some generic burn ointment Mr. Muddy cpr-savers.com

depends on the situation.

once a girl was giving me a lapper and the dj announced her name to be next on stage. she told me to hurry the fuck up. i'm like awesome - revved up to max gear, got off good and saved me some money.

if it's an otc seesion then yeah that would not be fun at all. i'll still do what i did with the lapper girl but with otc i like to take up a little more time.

Hookers are in it for just the money. The ones who rush the most are generally high volume hoes

Based on the NYC parking mess, I’m wondering if a customer has needed to get a dancer to ride faster. It would be funny to hear a dude telling a girl to hurry up - he didn’t feed the parking meter - and he doesn’t want to get towed!

If she's been with you before, she must know you finish fast.

So she's betting on the come, if you will.

I was going to head in to VIP with a dancer after letting her know what I wanted, but right before we walked over she asked "Are you going to come fast?"

I was going to give my answer in MPH, but what I actually said was "Well, that's going to depend as much on you as it will on me, but it's a penis, not a jukebox. So, it's going to take as whatever it takes."

That didn't seem to make her happy. She said "Well, I need you to come fast."

To which I replied, "If you've got a Board of Trustees meeting to attend in the next few minutes, then maybe you should do that first."

So, turns out that I didn't get a VIP with that dancer.

I don’t like the lady’s attitude, but tbh I don’t usually need to be told to cum fast - unless I’m drunk, and I don’t drink much.

It's slang, you weird little homunculus. It's not like you're citing the "Chicago Manual of Style."

But out of curiosity I Googled this a while ago and discovered that, though there's no distinct rule (because slang...), it's usually 'cum' for the noun and 'come' when used as a verb.

^^^ The above was for Scrub.

For those of you that didn't get it, the phrase is "betting on the come". And it's spelled as such.

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It could be an opportunity. She’s says, “I need you to cum fast”. You say, “I’ll cum quicker if you (fill in the black with you nastiest desire). Lick my balls? Let me cum on your face? Whatever

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At least she seemed encouraging…sort of.

I bet her kids learn to hate her though when she tries to potty train them.

If it's a civvy I'll honor her request

“I need you to cum fast”

if a girl told me that i would instantly lose the mood. not because of rage or disappointment. i would just be laughing so hard with a finger pointed at her.

“I need you to cum fast” hahahahah that is some funny shit!!!

in over 20 years of mongering i never would had thought that sentence would ever be said by a girl. inside my head i've said it many times to myself but that's just a cost saving measure of mine.

SirLDAlot - I thought folks would understand your gambling reference.

It’s a come line - not a cum line…

I've got a lot of FS perience in AMPs. I read your title and I know that the encounter did not start with a nice makeout session. If it did, the girl would not have been like that.

SJG

^^^ You continue to choose to die on stupid hills.

@rattdog: “ she told me to hurry the fuck up” …that is really funny!

well i certainly wasn't going to reply with, "whoa what's the rush?"

just floored on the accelerator like one would on a getaway car and stop once the splooge makes its appearance

i miss that brace faced bitch. wish she was on my lap right now. she can tell me to hurry the fuck up as many times as she likes.

Hypothetically speaking only, I think it would work to her disadvantage with me. Like then I'd hold out as long as possible and intentionally take my sweet time. Go all tantra on her.

If she wants you to come fast then she should do something physical about it. Like fondle your balls or squeeze her pussy tighter or gyrate her hips more. Unless of course you take it as good dirty talk.

This thread demonstrates the importance of a preliminary makeout session, and in approaching the girl in a manner which is conducive to that.

Even though this is about FS instead of LDKing, it is a dissociated type of FemBot service which she is giving.

If you can approach her in the right way which gets her into a makeout session, it will be completely different.

SJG

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"If you can approach her in the right way which gets her into a makeout session, it will be completely different."

^^^ @san_jose_creep yeah and if I remember your threads about AMP whores and kissing them, they avoided it with you as much as possible. They made you take a shower, they wanted you to DATY them instead because it was better than kissing you, they told you Aunt Flo was visiting to avoid having sex, and after you kept creeping on them, they sought work elsewhere and disappeared on you. A different outcome for sure.

It's common for escorts to handle this by having a half hour rate versus an hour rate. If she only advertises a half hour rate, that's probably an indication that hers is not an extended stay vagina. But it's also a warning sign she may have a pimp. 15 and 20 minute rates are pimp red flags.

The flip side of this is why non-extras dancers don't like working in the same clubs as extra dancers. Others dancers have sucked my dick, why tf won't you? Other customers cum in under two minutes, why tf can't you?

^^^^ Some very good points.

IN AMPs, sometimes the girls don't like to do 1hr around the lunch hour. They get more money by 1/2 hrs back to back.

But the key to making it mind blowing is in how the selection goes and in how the girl sees it and in getting her DFking right off.

If you can do that, you don't experience what Muddy did. It goes completely differently.

SJG

I had heard of this once. Once was enough, and I started watching all of it that I could find: PBS PREVIEWS: THE WAR | Extended Preview | PBS youtube.com

This reminds me of dudes on webcam that want you to cum in under 5 min? Lolwhatbitch? Lmao

@blah but it's a lot easier for you to fake it on camera. "Oh yeah baby, I'm cumming for you...oh...oh...ooooohhhhh!". LMAO.

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If you can get the girl DFKing first it changes everything.

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The most likely scenario is that you will finish up with her on her back and having an arm locked around your neck and ramming her tongue into your mouth as she completely lets go and every cell in her body tries to pull a load out of you.

People have posted about this in US strip clubs. It is like that in AMPs too. With the "Beloved Latina Escorts" who were doing Front Room FS in one of our underground places, it was being done in a chair, and they were just as good. And then when they were doing it in their mini-van they usually would be finishing up on their backs and they were just as good, and they are just as good in all the home sessions they do.

DFKing is the means of making it go that way. Otherwise the girl has not opened up and she is just doing it by dissociation. It's like LDKing you, but with her vagina.

SJG

Duke Ellington, "Take the A Train" youtube.com

Dave Brubeck Quartet youtube.com

Bill Evans Live '64 '75 youtube.com

When has anyone ever cum faster cause they were being hurried?

Good point! But actually, in both men and women arousal starts when the sympathetic nervous system recedes and the parasympathetic arises.

So guys who try not to cum, cum very fast.

If you want to go a long time, just go with it, let yourself get lost in it.

Thinking now of an AMP girl who jumped on top of me and was thinking this would be real quick cause it was the lunch our. I liked her and from the bottom I just keep DFKing her. It was real nice and lasted a good time. SHe was surprise and suggested that I come back at another time if I want to go a long time with her.

Generally this is in line with the methods of Tantra.

SJG

And I see from the last update time San_jose_guy has replied, but since I'm ignoring him can only assume he stating that he always cums on command immediately when she tells him his time's up...

two pump chump like.

AMP girls have told me to hurry up. But those are only the ones I did not get DFKing before we started. One you get the girl DFKing she just lets go and is happy to let you fuck her for as long as you want.

Couldn't say something like this anywhere else on the Internet, but it is true.

SJG