Dead famous people to bring to a strip club

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Muddy
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In the theme of bringing people back from the past in shailynn’s thread. I think we could get some interesting answers

The history buff in me has the urge to spit out names like Napoleon, Charlemagne, Alexander The Great. Don’t get me wrong it would be cool as hell. But in today’s climate I would love to just hear more contemporary guys that come to mind that were ballsy as all hell. I would go 4 in particular, George Carlin, Patrice O’Neal, Bill Hicks, and Christopher Hitchens. With all the craziness going on now a days I would kill to hear what these guys would have to say about it all.

One more, John Candy would probably fun as hell to go drinking with at a strip club or anywhere.

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motorhead
3 years ago
John Belushi
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EndlessSummer
3 years ago
Gotta bring Hugh Heffner, right?! 🐰
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ime
3 years ago
Ben Franklin
Lemmy
Chris Farley
Hunter S Thompson
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chimera422
3 years ago
Robin Williams
Norm Macdonald
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Icee Loco (asshole)
3 years ago
Richard Pryor
Wilt Chamberlain
John Candy
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ElDuderino_AZ
3 years ago
If I'm bringing back dead celebs specifically to party in a strip club, then damn it, I'm doing it right:

Chris Farley
John Candy
John Belushi
Ernest fucking Hemingway
Ben Franklin
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pistola
3 years ago
Im going with my same answer: Eric Wright.
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twentyfive
3 years ago
You guys took all of my best choices
Ernest Hemingway
George Carlin
John Belushi
Ben Franklin
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Cashman1234
3 years ago
Definitely Chris Farley!

Possibly Charlie Sheen and Bill Clinton too!

A lesser known comedian Gregg Giraldo would be a good one.

I’d like to bring Thomas Jefferson to Vic’s in Irvington…
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DoctorPhil.
3 years ago
Would the dead celebs be like zombies walking around going “brains, braaaains!”? If so, I don’t think it matter who you bring, as long as they don’t eat your brain.

Or would they be vampires. Vampires might be cool, as long as they aren’t douche nozzle Twilight vampires. I could hang with a Nosferatu as long as he doesn’t drink any blood during the visit.

Also, Charlie Sheen and Bill Clinton are alive. Though Sheen may be a vampire.

Now that I’ve clarified things all I have to say is “you’re welcome”.
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Cashman1234
3 years ago
Since two of my list are rumored to be alive - I’ll add Dick Cheney.
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Longball300
3 years ago
The Rat Pack... as in Sinatra and the rest.
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shadowcat
3 years ago
Burt Reynolds.
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goldmongerATL
3 years ago
I want to be JFK's wingman. He would get Marilyn Monroe and I would settle for Grace Kelly.
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minnow
3 years ago
Ben Franklin, Burt Reynolds, Babe Ruth, Ian Fleming, Roger Moore, Winston Churchill.
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WiseToo
3 years ago
Each time I go to a strip club I bring my friends -George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Alexander Hamilton and Andrew Jackson. The girls love them and think I have great friends.
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Longball300
3 years ago
LOL....very wise, well done.
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Muddy
3 years ago
You guys really love Ben Franklin!

Rat Pack damn you wouldn't have to pay for anything. Talk about feeling like a star.

Robin Williams is another that would be a riot. Rodney Dangerfield too.
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Cashman1234
3 years ago
That Sinatra rat pack would likely be a great time!

I’m wondering what it would be like to hit a few NJ clubs with James Gandolfini?
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minnow
3 years ago
Nobody has named an astronaut, so I'll name 2:

Alan Shepard: Anyone who would hit a golf ball on the moon has to be cool. Plus other stuff chronicled in Tom Wolfe's "The Right Stuff".

Wally Schirra: Besides off duty practical jokes, his "Turtle Club". ( "Are you a turtle"?/ "You bet your sweet ass I am.") Turtle Club originated as a drinking club among then Army Air Forces pilots in WW2. One philosophy of Turtle Club is that you don't get anywhere in life unless you stick your neck out.
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skibum609
3 years ago
Robert Crane, John Banner and Werner Klemperer.
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minnow
3 years ago
^^^^^^ John Banner (aka Sgt. Schultz) would be ideal VIP bouncer- "I see nothing, I know nothing."
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Cashman1234
3 years ago
Bob Crane is an interesting one. There were some bizarre stories regarding his demise. I think he might even get too filthy for me!
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nickifree
3 years ago
Richard Feynman. He spent a lot of time in San Francisco strip clubs in the 1950/1960s while teaching at Cal Poly.
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RandomMember
3 years ago
^^ I think you meant Caltech and not Cal Poly -- which is not in the Bay area.
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