Dead famous people to bring to a strip club

In the theme of bringing people back from the past in shailynn’s thread. I think we could get some interesting answers

The history buff in me has the urge to spit out names like Napoleon, Charlemagne, Alexander The Great. Don’t get me wrong it would be cool as hell. But in today’s climate I would love to just hear more contemporary guys that come to mind that were ballsy as all hell. I would go 4 in particular, George Carlin, Patrice O’Neal, Bill Hicks, and Christopher Hitchens. With all the craziness going on now a days I would kill to hear what these guys would have to say about it all.

One more, John Candy would probably fun as hell to go drinking with at a strip club or anywhere.

25 comments

  • motorhead
    3 years ago
    John Belushi
  • EndlessSummer
    3 years ago
    Gotta bring Hugh Heffner, right?! 🐰
  • ime
    3 years ago
    Ben Franklin
    Lemmy
    Chris Farley
    Hunter S Thompson
  • chimera422
    3 years ago
    Robin Williams
    Norm Macdonald
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
    3 years ago
    Richard Pryor
    Wilt Chamberlain
    John Candy
  • ElDuderino_AZ
    3 years ago
    If I'm bringing back dead celebs specifically to party in a strip club, then damn it, I'm doing it right:

    Chris Farley
    John Candy
    John Belushi
    Ernest fucking Hemingway
    Ben Franklin
  • pistola
    3 years ago
    Im going with my same answer: Eric Wright.
  • twentyfive
    3 years ago
    You guys took all of my best choices
    Ernest Hemingway
    George Carlin
    John Belushi
    Ben Franklin
  • Cashman1234
    3 years ago
    Definitely Chris Farley!

    Possibly Charlie Sheen and Bill Clinton too!

    A lesser known comedian Gregg Giraldo would be a good one.

    I’d like to bring Thomas Jefferson to Vic’s in Irvington…
  • DoctorPhil.
    3 years ago
    Would the dead celebs be like zombies walking around going “brains, braaaains!”? If so, I don’t think it matter who you bring, as long as they don’t eat your brain.

    Or would they be vampires. Vampires might be cool, as long as they aren’t douche nozzle Twilight vampires. I could hang with a Nosferatu as long as he doesn’t drink any blood during the visit.

    Also, Charlie Sheen and Bill Clinton are alive. Though Sheen may be a vampire.

    Now that I’ve clarified things all I have to say is “you’re welcome”.
  • Cashman1234
    3 years ago
    Since two of my list are rumored to be alive - I’ll add Dick Cheney.
  • Longball300
    3 years ago
    The Rat Pack... as in Sinatra and the rest.
  • shadowcat
    3 years ago
    Burt Reynolds.
  • goldmongerATL
    3 years ago
    I want to be JFK's wingman. He would get Marilyn Monroe and I would settle for Grace Kelly.
  • minnow
    3 years ago
    Ben Franklin, Burt Reynolds, Babe Ruth, Ian Fleming, Roger Moore, Winston Churchill.
  • WiseToo
    3 years ago
    Each time I go to a strip club I bring my friends -George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Alexander Hamilton and Andrew Jackson. The girls love them and think I have great friends.
  • Longball300
    3 years ago
    LOL....very wise, well done.
  • Muddy
    3 years ago
    You guys really love Ben Franklin!

    Rat Pack damn you wouldn't have to pay for anything. Talk about feeling like a star.

    Robin Williams is another that would be a riot. Rodney Dangerfield too.
  • Cashman1234
    3 years ago
    That Sinatra rat pack would likely be a great time!

    I’m wondering what it would be like to hit a few NJ clubs with James Gandolfini?
  • minnow
    3 years ago
    Nobody has named an astronaut, so I'll name 2:

    Alan Shepard: Anyone who would hit a golf ball on the moon has to be cool. Plus other stuff chronicled in Tom Wolfe's "The Right Stuff".

    Wally Schirra: Besides off duty practical jokes, his "Turtle Club". ( "Are you a turtle"?/ "You bet your sweet ass I am.") Turtle Club originated as a drinking club among then Army Air Forces pilots in WW2. One philosophy of Turtle Club is that you don't get anywhere in life unless you stick your neck out.
  • skibum609
    3 years ago
    Robert Crane, John Banner and Werner Klemperer.
  • minnow
    3 years ago
    ^^^^^^ John Banner (aka Sgt. Schultz) would be ideal VIP bouncer- "I see nothing, I know nothing."
  • Cashman1234
    3 years ago
    Bob Crane is an interesting one. There were some bizarre stories regarding his demise. I think he might even get too filthy for me!
  • nickifree
    3 years ago
    Richard Feynman. He spent a lot of time in San Francisco strip clubs in the 1950/1960s while teaching at Cal Poly.
  • RandomMember
    3 years ago
    ^^ I think you meant Caltech and not Cal Poly -- which is not in the Bay area.
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