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Muddy

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1,141 posts by Muddy

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There is an uneasiness in the back of my mind that if I ever lost my job...

Or ceased having any kind of income that I would go from now currently sleeping with women that look like Sharon Stone to have to go back to screwing women that look like Muammar Gaddafi. And it frightens me. It…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 15

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Best Villain of All Time

I'm gonna try to resist the obvious Darth Vader because it's sort of a thread killer. I'm going with the Arnold Schwarzenegger's Terminator from Terminator (1984) and runner up I would probably go Agent Smith from the Matrix (1999) How about y'alls…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 64

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StripperWeb feature for TUSCL to adopt: My Mood

I see this My Mood attached to people’s profiles over there and they state exactly that, how they are feeling at the moment. And personally I think it could be an interesting thing that could be on here. Lost in…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 21

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Saving a stripper from the life

It's always been take, take, take but how often do you give back? These poor women. If not for me, who will stand in the way of darkness? I knew I had to step in. There was this one stripper,…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 12

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Live Shows/Concerts

Now we're starting to see stuff like live music back in full swing it dawned it's been a couple of years since I've been to anything. Anything coming up y'all trying to catch or excited about? I was gonna see that…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 14

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How long does it take you to get over a stripper?

After every day for 5 years sending texts messages and numerous phone calls daily that went unreturned, I'm finally done. After building a mural of this girl with my pubic hair, I've had enough You hear that Blueberry? BITCH, I'm OVER YOU I'm MOVING ON I'm…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 25

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Weird Fetishs Volume #9845: Duet Fantasies

I've decided to start saving a little money while these strip clubs still try bounce back and decided to reach down and find something visceral, instinctual and just something that's real to me. And feels so damn good to finally…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 11

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Stripper Majors

Do you ever wonder your money is really going? (Other than cocaine and hair salon money) This one stripper I hooked up with from Berkeley, California (ofcourse) is a social justice in art history major at Temple University. Should we…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 37

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Q&A/tempest666

Hey guys another installment this time tempest666. You know what whenever I browse (stalk) the pink site for a thread, I actually see her a lot because she’s one of the few people that post her avatar on there much…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 1

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Baby Talk with Strippers

Yesterday I was texting with a stripper and she was talking about brining sunshine into my life and giving me lots of love and kisses with all these emojis (I'm not so sure all this love and sunshine would be…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 6

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Q&A/Jazzyjazz01

Alright Jazzmyne aka JazzyJazz01 was nice enough to do an interview. She works at Southside Johnnies down in Greensboro, North Carolina. Very pretty Latina. I’m interested. Let’s get to it. 1. When and how did you get into dancing? 2. Can you…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 37

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Proactive vs. Reactive; Dancer/Customer POV

What's a better way to go about it? Who makes more money? Assuming both are equally hot... Girl 1. When I look at OTC. The girl that messages me to hang out a lot. I'm not gonna lie I'm going to…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 3 5

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If you got all of TUSCL together for meet up...

How would that even go? What strip club would it be at be? Probably not even close to ever feasible due to scheduling/travel conflicts. And maybe not necessarily everybody including the randos who post dick pics on here but at…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 33

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Where do y'all get coffee

Make your own? Get it from somewhere? Starbucks is a little pricey. And some of them I get the Coffee it's not even hot. Just luke warm. I hate that. Dunkin Donuts for iced coffee I'm just burnt out on their hot…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 33

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Good Documentaries

I recently saw and I can't believe I haven't seen it yet was one film called Africa Addio (1966) About the strife in Colonial Africa during 1960's. Really visceral and horrific (Animals and People a slaughtered on camera, and a…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 14

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Mongering during a natural disaster?

I was off yesterday and I wanted to get some strip clubbing or OTCing in. We had hurricane Ida come through our area but I figured that was a New Orleans problem, we would just be catching it on the…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 10

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West Coast Story: Random Thoughts, Notes, Musings of Mongering Along the Pacific

I had about a month off this summer and due to COVID restrictions I decided to keep it to the states and head to one of my favorite places, California. Hit some strip clubs and did some tourist stuff all…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 3 30

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Word on the street among TUSCLers and no homo, but apparently UprightCitizen

is supposed to be some super handsome dude. I haven’t met him yet I can’t verify but this what people tell me. Well two things 1. How did we let somebody like this infiltrate our ranks? We only accept…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 7

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Using injury, illness, disease to your advantage for guilt sex

So the Delta done got my ass. As I’m sitting here trying get to 100% it hit me. Let me get as much feel sorry for me sex as I possibly can. So I have about 1000 stripper phone numbers…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 16

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You know I used to think back in the day Ferris Buehler was so cool

Now I’m rewatching it, all these years later and you know what, enough with this fucking guy. Hey asshole would you go to school already. Anyway I finished it out to jerk it to Mia Sara, still one of the…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 13

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There's no two ways about it, there's poop on these stripper finger nails

Look I feel like I have good hand eye coordination. Grew up playing sports, all that shit. I am also not burdened by 11 inch Cardi B style Velociraptor claw fake nails that you see in these strip clubs now…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 15

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Honduran Chicks

When I used to think of Honduras, the only thing that came to mind is my sweatshop underwear that were made down there. I don’t think I’ve met a lot of Honduran people in general, atleast not that I was…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 10

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I'm surprised more strippers don't look for info on here

Although maybe there's a lot of throwaway accounts I wouldn't be aware of. But look at the other option. I was stalking...browsing, yes browsing stripperweb the other day. It looks like they really don't have any daily posters. Weekly or…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 46

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Just a Friendly PSA

If any user on here decides to act like strip club customers in the movies or like this guy I’m watching right now at Rick’s in Chicago acting like a dog barking at the stage with money in his mouth,…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 5

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Good Airports, Shitty Airports

Not just the facility but the experience overall too for you. I was recently at LaGuardia and that was usually considered on of the bad ones. Joe Biden said it was like flying into a third world country airport. Well…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 19
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