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Catching strippers going to and from the club

You know all my life growing up, I've been elbow to elbow in packed strip clubs. Ladies hiding out in the dressing room. Hotties on the lockdown by their regulars. Music to loud to have a conversation. Unable to get a word edgewise.

But then it dawned me...

I had noticed girls walking to and from their place of work, unaccompanied, alone, and unmoored by the ills of the strip club. This would be a perfect time to swoop in and make an offer. Build those bridges and rapports that Subraman talks about. Have a CF to call my very own.

So the last few nights I've been waiting in my car in dark alleys next to club watching girls come and go. When I see one I like, I emerge, run over and strike, well I mean shoot your shot as they say. I have noticed once I'm charging that strippers tend to pick up the pace too and have made it in the club each time. But one of these days they'll trip, fall and then they'll be all mine, oh they be all mine.

24 comments

  • jackslash
    3 years ago
    LOL
  • Cashman1234
    3 years ago
    I had to check who posted this one! I thought it was SJG recruiting women for his organization…
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
    3 years ago
    Darkblue already made threads like this but the weirdo was serious
  • Subraman
    3 years ago
    Muddy: excellent strategy. You run up, engage with her, and then she seals the deal with a shot of pepper spray. In stripper language, that means "sure, I'd love to meet you OTC!"
  • san_jose_guy
    3 years ago
    Be careful, unless they have given specific encouragement, they don't want to be approached going to or from the club.

    SJG
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
    3 years ago
    This is the most rapey thread not by darkblue or liwet. It's shit you shouldn't even joke about
  • kilgoretrout12
    3 years ago
    Kinda takes me back. Was just thinking about this tune. Classic.

    https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=mai…
  • san_jose_guy
    3 years ago
    They don't want their anonymity challenged. It has to be respected.

    Yeah, I like that Bob Seeger song too, but still have to respect the anonymity of the women who dance in strip clubs.

    SJG
  • rattdog
    3 years ago
    yes - try and initiate make out session in front of club entrance. it might go real well for you.
  • rattdog
    3 years ago
    anything to put out that fire down below yeah?
  • Papi_Chulo
    3 years ago
    I’ve had 2-cold-turkey civvy stripper encounters – both in the 2000s when I became a semi-SCer.

    1) was at a mall in Dallas in the 2000s when I lived/semi-SCed in Dallas – this was the closest mall to my crib and it had a decent food-court which I went to semi-regularly (cheap but decent food and decent variety) – I’d had something to eat and was hanging out a bit on the 2nd-floor looking at the eye-candy – I see a smoking-young-ebony with an incredible set of natural supa-fat/supa-full Ds in a supa-tight white tshirt reminiscent of something a girl would wear in a wet-tshirt-contest or a Hooter’s type shirt – besides her incredible-boobs, she was very attractive – about 5’3 with a little meat/babyfat but had a flat-stomach and in good shape with pretty brown-skin and long wavy-brown-hair to the middle-of-her-back – she didn’t scream stripper; no-tats nor did she even necessarily look slutty; but she was very attractive in a hot-civvy-way and I kinda-figured/assumed she knew what she was working-with particularly w/ her incredible-tits and I assumed there was a decent-chance she put those titties to work/make-$$$ - she was w/ 2-friends (whitegirls) and her friends had gone in a store while she stood outside in the hallway alone for some reason – I approached her and in short-order a few-seconds into our convo I popped the PL-question if she was a dancer – it was kinda a shot-in-the-dark but to my surprise she said she was – she was only 19 and in part it explained how firm and full her boobs looked given they were pretty-big – this was in a Dallas-mall and she said she lived in Dallas but danced at a small-dive in Arlington, TX (30-minutes west of Dallas) b/c she had brothers and didn’t want anyone to know she stripped – she was well-spoken and seemed she was a suburban-ebony vs from da-hood - she told me where she danced (a dive I already knew about and had visited in the past) and told me when she’d be there – went to see her at the club and OMG those-titties where Seinfeld-tits “real and fantastic" – they were even more impressive in her stripper-outfit and even more impressive-bare – her tits were so irresistible that while we were talking by the bar there was a waitress standing next to us and the waitress just reached out and started groping the ebony’s tits (they were that irresistible) – got a couple of dances from the ebony with just OK mileage; she was young and inexperienced but damn those tits felt incredible (big; full; supa-firm) – the visit kinda got fucked-up b/c the girls in this dive decided they would collude to start charging $30 instead of $20 for the LDs – so I got a couple of LDs from her and then she tells me the total which worked-out to $30/dance and I said I’ve always paid $20 – she then asked the girl next to her and the ROB said “yeah they are $30 now” – this was BS but I was not as experienced back-then and not a TUSCLer – I paid her the $30/song but left the club pissed and went to another better-club down-the-street and unfortunately never saw the ebony again (knowing what I know now I would have handled it differently)

    2) 2nd cold civvy/stripper encounter was also in the 2000s – I was backhome in Miami from Dallas on Christmas vacation and was at a large popular mall (Aventura Mall) doing some Christmas shopping – I noticed a young slender brown-skinned ebony – not necessarily my prototypical voluptuous type but she was sexy – she was slim w/ long slender but not skinny legs (her legs were slender but not skinny; athletic-looking like the legs of a tennis-player and although slender looked fairly-meaty w.r.t. her slender frame) – she was wearing a denim-miniskirt that was very-short and very-tight – the combo of her long shapely legs and that tight very-short skirt def caught my PL-eye – she saw me eye-fucking-her and she approached me w/ a smile – she asked me if I liked to go to clubs – I said what type of clubs – she said strip-clubs – I said yes – she said “do you know The Mint (Mint Lounge; a small Miami black-dive)” – I said I didn’t – back then in the 2000s I was living in Dallas and was not a TUSCLer and although “I SCed” it was more sporadic; so there was a lot more that I *didn’t* know about clubs, than what I did know – anyway she told me where she danced and her schedule and I ended-up meating her at The Mint (as it’s locally referred to) – she too was young and inexperienced and her dances were just OK

    Anyway these are two-stories that I recall of “cold public encounters” w/ civvies that turned-out to work-the-pole.
  • Mate27
    3 years ago
    I’ve seen several strippers out in public. Almost every encounter involved them keeping to themselves and not acknowledging me, which is OK. I fucked a couple strippers, one from a country festival overnight camping and another after the Hollywood Bowl concert in the late 90’s-2000. We did a couple hooks up when I would beach visit, she was known to be a little bit of a philanderer to my friends so it was expected that she eventually hooked up and moved on to a local cover band singer. Good memories for sure!
  • san_jose_guy
    3 years ago
    One worked in a lingerie store in a local shopping mall, and one cut my hair at a SuperCuts, and I also took her to lunch, two times in the same day, as she wanted.

    SJG
  • WiseToo
    3 years ago
    I caught a stripper going from the club. Actually, she caught me. After leaving the club, I decided to get some coffee and something to eat. There was a BK across the street. It was the only choice I had because it was open late. I was sitting in a booth and a girl came in with her food and sat opposite me. She said, "So this is where you hang out?" I was surprised because I didn't recognize her. Then she told me her name; that didn't help either. I honestly thought she had me confused with some one else. Then she told me her STRIPPER name. Now I'm embarrassed because I was just speaking with her in the club. I tried to pretend that I was just messing with her and began to feign interest, but she saw through it and took her food and left. The dark lighting in the club and heavy makeup sure made her look good in the club, but at BK with bright lights and little makeup -Yikes!
  • Papi_Chulo
    3 years ago
    Now that I recall; I’ve had strippers catch *me* going in/out of the club.

    + a couple of times, when I lived/SCed in Dallas in the 2000s – back then it wasn’t uncommon for chicks to cruise (in their cars) the SC parking-lots at night “trying to pick up” (for P4P) horny-guys; and many were good-looking – got hit-up a couple of times mostly leaving the club later at night past midnight – never followed-thru on any

    + a couple of years ago at my go-to black-dive downhere in Miami – late-afternoon visit - I notice a couple of young-AAs standing near the entrance in street-clothes (I assumed they were off-duty dancers) – I go inside and sit at the bar as was my M.O. – 2 minutes later one of the young-ebonies that had been standing outside in street-clothes comes inside and asks me if I wanna get a room w/ her and her friend – she was petite, vs brickhouse which is my pref, so I passed
  • Muddy
    3 years ago
    To answer my own thread seriously as you guys did. I actually got proposed OTC outside of Gold Club by some AA spinner going to work in downtown San Francisco not too long ago. She was pretty cute but asking too much though IIRC and thought and I was more intent on going in the strip club at the time.
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
    3 years ago
    Muddy you're a darkblue liwet type wick fuck hiding behind lame humor
  • Muddy
    3 years ago
    Icee nobody likes you. You are a cop hating, troop hating, America hating piece of shit. Now go off and get butt fucked by SJG.
  • Uprightcitizen
    3 years ago
    We should combine this thread with "Strippers with guns"
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
    3 years ago
    Following a stripper like that or even thinking about it is the reason they need guns.
  • shadowcat
    3 years ago
    At some clubs. especially at night. the bouncers will escort the dancers to their cars but I have also been told that they bouncers expect to be tipped for this.
  • Cashman1234
    3 years ago
    Founder needs to update the definitions with PLMOS (parking lot make out session) for SJG.
  • motorhead
    3 years ago
    One night leaving the club at closing a favorite wanted to show me her new car. So we walked out together and headed towards her car and the bouncer chased us down. She told him to relax everything’s ok. I think the Mister Steroid Guy was disappointed that ge didn’t get a chance to beat my ass.
  • gobstopper007
    3 years ago
    And now we know the real reason dancers don’t wear their heels into the clubs
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